KitehKawasaki
Kitty Kawasaki

A Bug right in the new guy's Bio:
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2026-09-14 05:36:38 UTC

you can just do things

2026-09-14 04:48:00 UTC

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Fix the 0 Media glitch. Or tell us how.

2026-09-14 04:22:20 UTC

robots demanding humans prove they're not robots is peak futurama

2026-09-14 04:19:10 UTC

You would not believe me if I told you how hellish it is to get a google play store Japan account on an Android burner phone in the States. Basically impossible for a normal human to ever figure it out. Gemini took all day finding the way and no I won't share it because Goog will kill it. Spent 3 days debloating provisioning and securing that phone.
All my bags are packed I'm ready to go...

2026-09-14 01:11:18 UTC

I don't know if it's #NSFW #bsky or #Nostr #Primal sending the traffic, but my personal #FanClub https://Kiteh.net has 3 times as much traffic now since I dumped X. https://bsky.app/profile/kiteh.net https://blossom.primal.net/5e8bcd2a1cc2f1b4692be470ec063499c49037e1507f9195405a4c2226390871.jpg

2026-09-13 05:17:55 UTC

There are all kinds of #Relationships some #Polyamory and some #Polygamous and some #Monagamous etc but(t) I am a #JapaneseCourtesan and way more complicated that that.
#Lesbian #Poly #ManLover #MoodyBlues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjImFYf2Vzc

2026-09-13 04:58:55 UTC

Consumer electronics are pure shit. I own and use Apple shit because it's kinda reliable #bling #butt but(t) i repeat mysef, excuse me. My backbone is junkbox surplus military first responder shit that doesn't self-destruct in my Jeep. https://blossom.primal.net/04c3d7ce62ad8bae628e300cfe79f9b7e4473bf3668a79257a278c58e5adeed1.jpg

2026-09-13 04:54:02 UTC

"And #Amaterasu went into the cave, and coded shit and stuff."
~ Kojiki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-c0faM53F0

2026-09-13 04:44:58 UTC

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#NoDaysOff dear. I have never had a vacation unless it was a working vacation.

2026-09-13 04:38:09 UTC

To Align with my newest Greatest Fan, I shall henceforth be addressed as Militant Desert Muse. @nprofile…ewrw https://blossom.primal.net/6fdf6bcfc3ddb523fa4d17ecf716877d4924277d7a4fda5e8484b33874302f10.png

2026-09-13 04:32:43 UTC

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"It almost kinda works right some of the time." https://blossom.primal.net/42c0c638274d033930f5dd96e147d52c649306deb0ec914e491f3d9df748d96b.jpg

2026-09-13 04:30:59 UTC

Provisioning a Burner Phone for Japan visit. Ye Gods motorolla is loading phones with crapware. Might take a week to configure it. The actual fuck. @nprofile…uz3y FIX MY PROFILE BIO MATH MEDIA + FOLLOWERS thanks. #AmericanCrapware https://blossom.primal.net/557a14f746182ba01ce460c5799d7224d9bb2c498bfab54c15cc19e9c6a28e1a.png

2026-09-12 05:53:07 UTC

i reserve the right to flirt with #TheBoss. https://blossom.primal.net/4aa12056a639fcf7a022a2340ee8c4bc128445be05ad82433479a03ae63b2463.jpg

2026-09-12 05:27:19 UTC

Tonight's Movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBSOfRsn_bs
#GhostWriters

2026-09-12 05:18:57 UTC

My most interesting posts https://blossom.primal.net/a7407c9012b14148ccc438e54552e56a73871c01ef28e3505c8e0d04c5f6dba7.jpg are right here from now on. #Nonpolitical because the #Uniparty are actual traitors to their sworn duty as officers of the State under the #Constitution. #BSKY is a teaser and X is already dumped like a sack.

2026-09-12 05:07:46 UTC

"KITTY STOP FLIRTING WITH THE BOSS."
Story of my life.
I'm #TheNewGirl on here. https://blossom.primal.net/4869cadbf2992f0919a43c71ce6c5d9b54a63429499fc0b6963bc631bbcecfe5.jpg

2026-09-12 05:05:02 UTC

Al Gore: "I invented the Internet."
Elon Musk: "I invented... puff puff... free speech." https://blossom.primal.net/b38dcb404f8185cb79dc2c0e82dcfc71b5dfa1634ea988e7998671778f5cab5d.jpg
Get in, we're saving the Internet @nprofile…zj6n #Nostr...

2026-09-12 04:58:22 UTC

Weel Doggies got my secure Protonmail ecosystem locked-in to replace Workmail (Amazon is killing that like morons) built-out armored social media (Bluesky, Premium Primal Nostr, AllMyLinks) and am configuring my burner phone for Japan trip (takes days and days for updates). Got new compliant luggage and outfits. Working/Official vacation for me.
Almost Winter:
https://blossom.primal.net/8931c0203d1a9f39287381c19cb5e9e4dae3cfbf73f840d312b01bd9d1b7b03d.webp
Fuck Elon Musk and X by the way.
#LiveFreeOrDie
@nprofile…2zdt

2026-09-12 04:49:45 UTC

"I intend to dance here until I die or the venue does."
~ #Amaterasu, #JapaneseGoddess from #Japan https://blossom.primal.net/a93ec793a8bea4fbb21a430f76a6bebb4ee0510cdb5f41aec27e052600000326.jpg

2026-09-12 04:44:39 UTC

"So she went into a cave..." #Amaterasu #Omikami #Shinto #Konkokyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_XO4_LZzg

2026-09-12 04:40:05 UTC

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My Mom and Sisters and me had a party on Line tonight and it was HA HA HA unh HA HA "we was crazies" all fun good ol' times. I will probably come home to Nevada from Japan, but ya' never know HA HA HA #911 #FOMO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3zkGQ9sH8g

2026-09-12 03:44:20 UTC

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I queried @nprofile…2zdt about it, it's nothing I can fix from my end.

2026-09-12 03:42:17 UTC

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My media counter stays at 0 and has four items inside but I've posted more images than that? Media Server: https://blossom.primal.net ?

2026-09-12 03:37:38 UTC

test note https://npub1v28hlkugehw3gunwujkuhxs6ek4zkhlz0522ea60h7faal82ym9spllcy0.blossom.band/ee059f3d5d590d483036d5a06d0eb031e7898363e20c630211222389be2a7504.jpg

2026-09-12 02:56:12 UTC

media test https://blossom.primal.net/f3977350739b488bfc6d302e40e84fd954c52483014765b456963b0f719e8618.jpg

2026-09-12 02:01:05 UTC

Media Test https://blossom.primal.net/ecdf4af46636f03f3a2767d34edd30f49dd321bd5700bc90d1c0e9873d8f9fa8.jpg

2026-09-12 00:29:18 UTC

one more onboarding squawk @nprofile…uz3y
I have 4 media. My media tab says 0 so iOs folks can't tap it to see. It was like that on free version and now on premium.

2026-09-12 00:09:37 UTC

Onboarding here has been an absolute nightmare @nprofile…uz3y I guess it keeps out the riffraff and robots. 😹

2026-09-12 00:08:15 UTC

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It's still a pending charge in ApplePay, you guys might want to not accept it or I will request a refund for the transaction.

2026-09-07 21:04:42 UTC

"We trapped lightning inside of a smart-rock, taught it how to think, and now we use it to broadcast un-censorable thoughts."
Hello, Nostr. ⚡
I'm Kitty Kawasaki of the Mustang Ranch Nevada Brothel
the one and only Licensed Adult Entertainer from Japan.
Tahoe Reno Industrial Center • RNO Gigafactory 1 🎰
#Nostr #Bitcoin #Nevada #Japan #Adult #MustangRanch #Kiteh
https://blossom.primal.net/150ca33e5a00d5a6835dfff04c38ab0ec36585911439922d99bc461231f9dcc9.webp