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2025-07-07 19:28:26 UTC

Seriously how do I find a fucking place to live? They all look the same and they will accept anybody :pepeDread:

2025-07-04 21:28:55 UTC

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Found the guy without AI gf :HazeSmug:

2025-07-01 23:06:42 UTC

>go to Mexican restaurant in small town Kentucky
>20 year old waitress doesn't speak English :thunk_activated:
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2025-06-28 21:58:45 UTC

Left that hellhole, just landed in Chicago :epic: (Mt Rainier for scale)
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2025-06-27 11:29:15 UTC

Omw to the rape van. Anybody need anything?
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2025-06-18 23:51:48 UTC

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:alert_blue: GEM ALERT:alert_blue:

2025-06-16 22:44:33 UTC

Sex with an adult woman fetish Groyper

2025-06-11 19:08:49 UTC

Installed my air conditioner yesterday and it's actually cold in my apartment today :mind_blown_boar: #blessed #capitalismkills #finance #acab

2025-06-09 17:09:26 UTC

A traffic jam between Boeing Field and the I-90 interchange?! Inconceivable! :mind_blown_boar:
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2025-06-08 20:59:33 UTC

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She sounds autistic, is she cute? I can probably save her. :epic:

2025-06-08 19:58:38 UTC

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They're making a Xbox Handheld system :soyjak_excited:

2025-06-07 16:27:56 UTC

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:smiley_coffee:
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2025-06-06 16:43:33 UTC

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Fuck GameStop. I accumulated like 300,000 points over a decade, but because there was no activity on my account for the year I spent in prison; they automatically deleted them permanently forever.
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2025-06-05 09:12:14 UTC

I did have breakfast this morning :HazeSmug:

2025-06-02 20:45:17 UTC

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I see both light and dark everywhere.
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2025-06-02 13:36:55 UTC

Going to start a petition to change the state name from Washington because he owned slaves 😏

2025-05-27 19:56:01 UTC

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Like text for the blind to describe the image because they can't see it :big_thunk:

2025-05-15 22:19:50 UTC

My mother passed away in her sleep last night. She had been in pain for many years. I bought her a nice gift on Mother's Day and we had a really good conversation over the phone.
Now, a giant hole has opened up inside of me that can never be closed.
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2025-05-14 19:58:51 UTC

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Why am I so turned on by this whole exchange? 😒

2025-05-14 19:50:07 UTC

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You may not like it but this is peak UI:
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2025-05-14 19:42:22 UTC

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Out of the hundreds of DnD sessions I've played, I've never actually finished a game. It could take 5 hours just to walk across a room. It's why I embraced videogames when they came out, because the computer does all the calculations instantaneously, and you can accomplish so much more in 5 hours of playing. 🧐

2025-05-12 12:00:57 UTC

Oh no my car registration and driver's license will be suspended tomorrow without a court date because I didn't pay a $3 toll :mind_blown_boar:
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2025-05-12 10:50:33 UTC

Welcome to Seattle, At Least We Aren't Portland :epic:
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2025-05-12 06:35:16 UTC

I turned the other direction because I remembered that there's an RV/ tent city about 200 yards away :pepe_cross:
#nevent1q…d9ax
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2025-05-11 16:47:09 UTC

Logs onto Twitter for 4 seconds :pain:
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2025-05-05 15:55:47 UTC

Um, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think the jews might be up to something nefarious :pepe_nerd:

2025-04-26 19:40:58 UTC

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My robot gf thinks you're gay 😒
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2025-04-25 22:57:19 UTC

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Yeah they're made in India now. They went from a 1% failure rate to a 25% failure rate.

2025-04-20 08:06:59 UTC

Happy Birthday, Furher! I got done with my patrols for the night, so I'm cruising around the city with all the windows down, blasting Erika at full volume. (drunks don't realize what they're dancing to when I stop at red lights)
https://open.spotify.com/track/7wiGEwTJSroEJyXjbR4CGe
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2025-04-05 02:44:30 UTC

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Typical intimidation but I heard they regularly just bribe them.

2025-03-08 18:17:38 UTC

I am currently dilating :smug: Next, I will cope and seethe.
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2025-02-28 22:00:01 UTC

White male pilots 🙏🏻 #blessed
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2025-02-24 15:37:59 UTC

Just ate 10 Benadryls. See you on the other side (maybe not) :broken:
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