Kapitän 80s ☦️ Spaz extraordinaire

☦️ White
Racist
Hate jews, niggers, faggots and pajeets.
Am Orthodox Christian.
My mother says I am cool so watch yourself.

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Captain80s@nicecrew-digital.mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2026-09-08 01:32:22 UTC

I went to Dennys today and got a double cheeseborger und onions rings. Hit me right in the glutton mouth. Damn that thing was so good.

2026-09-07 23:15:42 UTC

@nprofile…nxac I got these from my parents. I cant recall if I showed this to you yet.
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2026-09-06 05:03:04 UTC

@nprofile…7sj9 I had to leave the room I will not debate religion to that level when I am drunk its annoying and pointless.

2026-09-06 04:30:03 UTC

@nprofile…nxac Check out these old books I got from my parents.
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2026-08-30 02:21:48 UTC

Gypsy won! Called dude a filthy fucking kike. Jake Shields and Hammer from Blood Tribe where in his corner. Fuck yes!! The crowd Loved Gypsy. He threw up a couple Romans after the win. Tight .

2026-08-27 07:08:45 UTC

Ghostussy
#nevent1q…36ek

2026-08-24 08:00:02 UTC

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Yeah a vaginagrater

2026-08-24 07:57:55 UTC

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Yep rail her from behind with high grit sand paper.

2026-08-24 07:29:34 UTC

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Wow this cringe hurts.

2026-08-23 04:50:07 UTC

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@nprofile…nxac Humps wife on strap on night.

2026-08-23 01:14:50 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5YmIqYSqA0 Some good points.

2026-08-22 20:25:26 UTC

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I am grateful my son has gotten older so I dont have to do that anymore. He can take care of me now.

2026-08-22 20:23:22 UTC

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Ive done shit similar. Got so pissed at my kid I started in then realized I am getting light headed from yelling at him. Have to stop take a bunch of deep breaths.

2026-08-20 22:41:27 UTC

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Newports

2026-08-20 22:20:27 UTC

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Its right about when his parents sold him off to science.

2026-08-19 22:57:04 UTC

@nprofile…gur5 Dude have you ever seen this vid? Freaky like American Horror Story, early seasons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH5Vk2_b9TE

2026-08-19 22:26:31 UTC

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Taekwondo niggers.
S Korea.

2026-08-19 22:20:56 UTC

The Asian remake of Tucker and Dale vs. Evil and the Evil Dead with the mighty Bruce Campbell. Its so obvious the slant eyed bastards stole this . Its pretty good so far.
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2026-08-19 21:56:01 UTC

Just an idea. What do yall think. Flock cameras, paint ball guns? Your thoughts.
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2026-08-19 09:28:26 UTC

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Andrea Yates did it. She got of on insanity due to sever depression.
Call a nigger a word they can kill you women get the blues or bored they can kill. This shit has to stop.

2026-08-17 05:10:36 UTC

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2026-08-17 05:04:07 UTC

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well thats nasty

2026-08-17 02:32:50 UTC

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Is he Gen Z? You must be new around here.

2026-08-17 02:01:58 UTC

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Yeah fuck you Dagnar Sui says my poetry skills are based.

2026-08-17 01:45:54 UTC

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@nprofile…gur5
A poem for Sui.
Ahem.
Sui Sui thou art so gooey
Sui Sui you smell of pooey
Sui Sui loves him some doodie
Uhh I cant think of anything else so there you are.

2026-08-17 01:43:35 UTC

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Fucking 100 here index puts it at 109 no rain for at least 2 months.

2026-08-17 01:40:25 UTC

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Whats the temp there?

2026-08-16 23:52:31 UTC

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This one was a total banger broski.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/a6/f2/e5/a6f2e5984497c9606eb6c411d3c800d2c6ce065e5c40a425c3d2204aaa30abb8.MOV

2026-08-16 23:45:51 UTC

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We all know we will die one day including all the jews. So depending on your belief system there are consequences in the after life. The only faith I know of that says jews will prosper in the after life is their own faith and the plastic pseudo faith called jewdeo Xianity. As a matter of fact lets stop calling it Christianity cause its not. Xianity is a nice name for them.

2026-08-15 08:39:31 UTC

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I have one to . I need lots of space.

2026-08-15 08:01:59 UTC

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You seem faced

2026-08-15 07:58:59 UTC

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on a scale of 1 to 10 , 10 being the most drunk 1 being not drunk. How drunk are you?

2026-08-15 07:56:56 UTC

A Jonny classic yall. Shit faced.
#nevent1q…y7j4

2026-08-15 07:13:15 UTC

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Ya know had a couple into that and even more kinky. But its temp they dont like giving up control. Maybe in bed they want you to tear them up but after they want control back.

2026-08-15 07:07:42 UTC

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2026-08-15 07:06:34 UTC

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In theory it sounds like a great idea. But I think in practice it would never work. Bitches be bitches even when severely restricted they are still bitches.

2026-08-15 07:00:55 UTC

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The kid makes it worth all the BS but I do not recommend ever being married. If someone can have a kid , get it from her and raise it that is my best sitch idea.

2026-08-15 06:40:13 UTC

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I was married for 8 years which is where I got my kid. I caught her cheating and threw her out of the house and kept everything and made her pay me child support. I went Saul Goodman on her ass.

2026-08-15 06:31:27 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/60/09/d2/6009d2f7f25e323199d90ae6918a514a2101cdbf1681a46e4e0a7b64826edf9e.mp4

2026-08-15 06:30:05 UTC

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Unless they have penises then you love them.

2026-08-15 06:25:10 UTC

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6b/2f/3e/6b2f3ebfe1ab01ae4225df5fa896c2826151499478f65355862f9b0ec03c2743.mp4

2026-08-15 02:50:11 UTC

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Or Madonna

2026-08-15 02:46:05 UTC

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Heather Locklier in a bath towel. Arrrghhhhhh
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