funkcoffee
FunkCoffee

Building community hubs and shilling low time preference coffee in Vancouver, BC.

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relay.damus.io

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2026-03-19 16:14:52 UTC

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It’s a shitcoin
“About Bitcoin Quantum
Bitcoin Quantum is a post-quantum Bitcoin fork designed for the quantum era. It maintains Bitcoin's economic model and network architecture while implementing quantum-resistant cryptographic primitives, including NIST-standardized ML-DSA (Dilithium) signatures and BIP 360 P2MR outputs. Built on Bitcoin Core's proven codebase, Bitcoin Quantum features enhanced transaction capacity for post-quantum signatures and provides a production-grade environment for testing quantum-resistant Bitcoin improvements. For more information, visit https://www.bitcoinquantum.com/.%E2%80%9D

2026-03-19 16:10:09 UTC

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Seems like a shitcoin maybe no?
https://image.nostr.build/8e7d89a829da4851ec67a507655f4c5d5409cb6e1d4b220f84369b869a1ec46a.jpg

2026-03-05 02:23:11 UTC

voice-to-slop 1.3.0 is out for macOS
🗣️>🦞
Hold a hotkey, talk, release, your voice lands in Telegram as clean transcribed text. Now with screenshots for rapid fire slop-cannon to your @openclaw
!
Supports local transcription or api.
https://github.com/norequests/voice-to-slop

2026-03-04 10:23:49 UTC

Talking to OpenClaw is faster than typing, but switching to Telegram Desktop every time is annoying.
So I vibed a macOS app that binds hotkey voice notes straight to your bot.
voice-to-slop has never been faster.
https://github.com/norequests/telegram-voice-hotkey
#openclaw
#vibecoding

2026-02-20 08:08:26 UTC

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Yoooo how do we get on here

2026-02-05 18:55:13 UTC

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@rainbolt where is this

2026-01-19 16:20:37 UTC

GM
#coffeechain
https://image.nostr.build/16a3edd1165c1aa9716f9f676c9a9316a2c4148ff57192cba53f1de5d29e1d21.jpg

2026-01-18 18:58:12 UTC

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Had a decent run with chat about this. It’s possible, but key thing is standardizing for printing.
https://chatgpt.com/share/696d2cee-46bc-8012-b702-c68d09752d8b

2026-01-18 10:04:20 UTC

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HTML relies on either additional files or hosted for things like images, also not sure if models exist for constraining printable proportions.
Not saying PDFs are good but not sure html is the solution either.

2025-12-09 06:21:23 UTC

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Why you not doctor yet?

2025-12-04 03:41:43 UTC

Dark roast is fiat coffee.
https://open.spotify.com/episode/2ngAIry23Y5a3iNQWOVTC8?si=FLKq6adBSRWHe3QSNE4-Nw

2025-11-16 21:03:54 UTC

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Sounds like he has to do a bit Mohr reading.

2025-11-16 21:03:27 UTC

Subject matter expert Derek Mohr claims a single home heater would never be able to find a block, never heard of a mining pool before.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/16/bitcoin-crypto-mining-home-heating-energy-bills.html

2025-10-31 04:12:52 UTC

Damus is the only social app I don’t need to wear my fucking Chasity belt for.
It’s great, maybe not for adoption tho.
https://image.nostr.build/43070d1db514202690edf69e0340941df6ac1cbd3073057e2971d8859c672817.jpg

2025-10-16 15:57:40 UTC

Looks like USA found their budget neutral acquisition strategy.
#note12d3…x85y

2025-10-12 19:52:23 UTC

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Cool so like an economy?

2025-10-03 05:08:40 UTC

Fire content from @npub1u4l…2gwh from @npub1ku3…4wnw Vancouver 2025.
#note1q7g…mpn0

2025-10-03 05:07:43 UTC

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Dude this is awesome! Thanks for creating this 🧡

2025-09-17 05:41:00 UTC

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If we want it to become money then we have to use it as money.

2025-08-28 05:06:02 UTC

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Congrats team!

2025-08-28 00:58:19 UTC

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Happy to help! Wanna film some content about paying with bitcoin at the cafe?

2025-08-26 05:58:47 UTC

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140,001

2025-08-23 08:18:35 UTC

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Mr robot, watchmen, early westworld

2025-08-23 08:15:18 UTC

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Bits the standard

2025-08-21 20:01:51 UTC

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It’s all subjective and personal preference at the end of the day so to each their own.
Ultimately roasting darker can make lower quality coffee taste more consistent, since you’re tasting the roast as opposed to the bean.
It’s like having a filet mignon well-done, it’s just gonna taste like overcooked steak.

2025-08-21 16:14:41 UTC

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Sats is confusing for newbies (wait I thought I just bought bitcoin, not sats!), and it’s hard for our brains to understand long decimals.
Instead of 0.00000495BTC or 495 Sats, let’s do 495₿ in wallet, exchanges and user interfaces.

2025-08-21 16:11:19 UTC

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Let’s go!

2025-08-21 15:57:52 UTC

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Bits people, Buy bits.

2025-08-21 15:55:32 UTC

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Be bashful,
Buy bits

2025-08-21 15:52:31 UTC

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(BIP-177 version of course)
https://spiralbtc.substack.com/p/bringing-to-the-world

2025-08-21 15:50:25 UTC

Deprecate Sats
Long live Bits

2025-08-18 15:50:19 UTC

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Can I make it even slower so I can really take it in

2025-08-17 21:29:28 UTC

How nostriches do user support @npub1xts…kk5s #learningbitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/f5a7022f1300a0a81805d65374dba8fcca42557a55a45057f5ff2df80ca06273.jpg

2025-08-17 21:19:36 UTC

Hypernostrization #learningbitcoin with @npub1xts…kk5s @npub1yau…vjmf
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2025-08-17 15:20:42 UTC

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In theory, if a L2 that’s built did monetary transactions than that might not be true?

2025-08-17 15:17:30 UTC

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Isn’t it the same amount of data as full blocks?

2025-08-17 05:16:41 UTC

Proof of Wine women’s event Sponsored by Privato Wine @npub1ku3…4wnw
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2025-08-17 05:07:38 UTC

@npub17cy…4ml3 Unconference Vancouver 2025
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2025-08-16 20:22:50 UTC

@npub1ku3…4wnw 2025
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2025-08-15 00:24:59 UTC

PSA Brands that sell products that include Bitcoin in the name.
If your brand is only about Bitcoin, you’ve capped your audience. No one wears USD shoes. After hyperbitcoinization, your brand is just “money fan club.”
You also want to bring in normies, and no normie is going to buy a pair of shades from bitcoin sunglass co.
Think bigger, stay cool longer.

2025-08-14 04:08:30 UTC

To everyone complaining about boomers getting a free ride with real estate. You think they knew property would appreciate the way it did when they bought in 1970?
Hindsight is 20/20 and you’ll complain about bitcoin when it’s millions too.

2025-08-12 22:48:08 UTC

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They probably didn’t specify what temperature or state it would be in so technically they didn’t lie.

2025-08-10 01:01:06 UTC

Reviews like this make all the blood sweat and tears worth it. https://image.nostr.build/9d358b56dca294f073d5503f927e2d04e69b4b312cac8f6fc2a49a487651210f.png

2025-08-08 22:03:29 UTC

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Test. Your. Backups.

2025-08-08 00:37:44 UTC

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Wen Canada

2025-08-08 00:35:56 UTC

Nahatlach Provincial Park.
While much of it remains scarred from the fires of 2021 where Lytton,BC burned, still so much beauty remains.
https://image.nostr.build/5903e2731c9fbeed0061286a9fe56864a9cd7236386f5acf4822031c1a1ef4ba.jpg

2025-08-05 06:00:53 UTC

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I wish I could zap Hester ⚡️

2025-08-01 21:51:14 UTC

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How is this news

2025-07-30 18:57:10 UTC

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Sounds like a whole lotta nothing

2025-07-26 06:05:18 UTC

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Saw wagyu tallow at Costco today for $29CAD/L

2025-07-25 01:37:24 UTC

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***Venmo. God damn not being able to edit notes sucks.

2025-07-25 01:35:57 UTC

Its is CRAZY how far a brand can get you.
We started a brewery (House of Funk) that is ultimately failing, but we did our best and launched incredible beer and coffee, along with unique imagery and packaging. Despite failing and now being up for sale, the brand we built opened doors to new opportunities that we couldn’t foresee or been able to enter without the hard work we did from day one.
 FUNK Coffee Bar: The owners of Bentall Center in Vancouver wanted to create amenities for tenants that make it more appealing to sign leases. They envisioned a large expansive cafe which did happy hour beer at night. Being the only shop that did really good coffee and beer in town, they built a location with us in mind, and offered us a sweetheart lease deal which we would never had been able to get if it wasn’t for our brand. This cafe has ultimately acted as a launchpad to the coffee business thriving.
House of Lager: A multi-billion dollar development project was about to break ground in Squamish, and the developers wanted a brewery attached to their presentation centre to be able to talk shop with potential residential buyers after the presentation centre. Their GC, upstairs from our humble brewery, really loved our beer and brand, and introduced our team to the developers of Squamish Oceanfront.  Over the years, our brand has become disjointed, with the brewery failing, and the coffee business being the business that is thriving. So we’re relaunching everything for scratch, FUNK coffee, FUNK coffee bar, and the upcoming FUNK listening bar (shhh!) will the cafe that lives on, all powered by Bitcoin treasury, events and customers.  My advice to builders is do NOT make brand an afterthought. People need to understand what you are about, and how it relates to them. Done well, doors will open in ways that you could never have imagined. Especially with Bitcoin companies, technology is usually considered first and Brand is often an afterthought, but this is not how we are going to scale adoption. People need to think you are cool, and that you fit their lifestyle in order to want to relate. Think about Cash app and how sick their brand is, I WANT to be a user of this over something like Venom.

2025-07-25 01:20:44 UTC

Disruption as a brand value icon.
https://image.nostr.build/adb3c304e7116e0b49136ef69adddc08b7c868ce52ce64ef6b052aac25e4097f.jpg

2025-07-24 04:50:29 UTC

Roasting & serving low time preference coffee since 2019.
https://image.nostr.build/e932768ac37f6ec5a671dafdd17f524547f0ad65ec0baa29980221e6abd1bf77.jpg

2025-07-24 04:44:56 UTC

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Back to der Kleinbus!

2025-07-24 04:42:55 UTC

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Wow that first song is like jungle on crack

2025-07-18 06:14:17 UTC

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I ain’t reading all that
I’m happy for you tho
Or sorry that happened

2025-07-17 04:39:15 UTC

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I mean it’s fine because it will make you not only stupid but poor as well so you get to allocate less capital.
Nature is healing

2025-07-04 05:47:11 UTC

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Ps this hasn’t been shared to normie world yet but soon (tm)

2025-07-04 05:46:32 UTC

New logo who dis?
https://image.nostr.build/64e04966de396052c72d639e7291273ef437821168d92a84e8b81edbca9ad052.jpg

2025-07-03 18:25:03 UTC

There will be signs…
https://image.nostr.build/023b37457a376afc2a31c336f90c127b2881c88696ee824a1858e8b96b25d091.jpg

2025-06-30 07:08:04 UTC

Dark roast is fiat coffee.
We’ve been sold a lie that coffee should “taste strong” (burnt) but the reason starcucks roasts like that is so poor quality beans taste consistent(ly bad) and your 17 year old barista can’t fuck up the extraction.
Quality beans, harvested ripe and processed with care from a uniform crop should be naturally sweet, and flavourful.
Real coffee, like real money, should be transparent and traceable. Proof of work in every sip.

2025-06-29 03:10:02 UTC

Confused about why @npub1xts…kk5s was building Notedeck? I was, but his chat this week @ FUNK cleared it all up for me.
We talked about some of the biggest issues facing nostr today and how he envisions Notedeck becoming the browser of the new internet.
https://www.youtube.com/live/qz0EhL2bMmY?si=2YN8sfcMlbxGsN76

2025-06-26 01:52:01 UTC

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Sorry zap.stream is giving issues but livestream available on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/live/qz0EhL2bMmY?si=t-2cPMwmPt5nLkdc

2025-06-13 22:18:37 UTC

🟣 BTC Van Meetup 025 with @jb55 of @npub18m7…q955 to talk Nostr and Notedeck!
📹Live-streamed on YouTube @npub1th5…mnel and nostr @npub1mem…wxzz
✉️RSVP: https://mtup.link/e/EmIYTA
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2025-06-05 04:42:40 UTC

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Wen Canada

2025-06-03 18:57:17 UTC

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I like, subscribe AND zap for this kind of narrative breaking content 🩷

2025-06-03 04:52:35 UTC

@npub1cn4…3vle what’s the reason for Strike being in over 100 countries but not Canada?
Is it a regulatory hurdle? Wouldn’t be surprised 😒

2025-06-02 15:49:03 UTC

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That’s crazy - The other wild stat I heard yesterday was CRA has 5x employees per capita than IRS.

2025-05-30 20:19:06 UTC

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Make pad krapow with it too!

2025-05-30 14:32:27 UTC

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Dark roast is fiat coffee

2025-05-30 05:33:50 UTC

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We simp hard for Lyn!

2025-05-30 00:40:54 UTC

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Quality content my dude

2025-05-30 00:14:15 UTC

We’ve held such awesome meetups at the coffee bar with amazing guests over the year, and I’m going to start recording and posting all of them going forward, for the content!
Last night Seb Bunney chatted about Bitcoin & Authenticity, and how we can use Bitcoin as a spiritual tool to get us back to the things that matter in our lives. Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLvr2f_192c
@npub1th5…mnel

2025-05-26 23:22:08 UTC

Me to nocoiner friends
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2025-05-23 08:06:30 UTC

It was pretty cool to see Mayor Ken Sim show up at the party and buy a bunch of pizzas for everyone.
It’s one thing to come to meetups while on the campaign trail, but another to just show up to hang out and eat pizzas with plebs!

2025-05-23 08:05:03 UTC

Great @npub1th5…mnel Pizza party today at the cafe, looking forward to the meetup next Wednesday with Seb Bunney!
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2025-05-23 08:01:18 UTC

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Yea I agree, and also am pretty convinced about the simulation theory.
History just shows a slippery slope when we lose respect for each other’s humanity. If we cannot know whether or not people are NPCs or not with certainty, we have to assume they aren’t.

2025-05-22 16:00:26 UTC

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Interesting, and have been a big fan of simulation theory for a long time.
The last part where you de-humanized people you don’t agree with though is scary.

2025-05-14 15:45:10 UTC

It’s more than just coffee, it’s a vibe. 🤙

2025-05-12 18:11:57 UTC

Being moderately technical and usually up to date, when gen-Z friends struggle with technology, nothing brings me more joy than calling them boomers.
I’m probably just grappling with getting old myself 💀

2025-05-12 16:16:12 UTC

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I’ve seen some takes that BTC reacts to global liquidity 90 days later or something, but this looks like Bitcoin front runs it instead?

2025-05-10 07:29:22 UTC

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Sick concept, although bringing all signers to a single location has its risks.
I kind of like bringing the transaction compiler (laptop, phone) to the signers one at a time instead, so that the signers can always be physically separated.

2025-05-08 20:05:03 UTC

@npub1th5…mnel meetup recording from a couple weeks ago!
@npub1xwm…pyyc Shares his thoughts on Macro, and the endgame for the dollar.
I intend to record and share all of our meetups with presentations or interviews moving forward! I hope you enjoy!
https://youtu.be/_rRb-AhG1g4

2025-05-08 06:58:21 UTC

I was very excited m to see Web Summit being held in Vancouver for this first time: putting our city as the meeting place for people working on revolutionary ideas.
Quantum, AI, high tech manufacturing! Crypto? Blockchain?
Where. Is. Bitcoin?
While states sign bills into law, and 100s of companies and new business models are created as Bitcoin becomes integrated into the financial system, there seems to be a total lack of awareness of something that we understand is as big , if not bigger than AI.
It’s a bit of a reality check as to how far outside the zeitgeist bitcoin actually exists in the tech world.
It makes me want to rally and throw a bitcoin party during web summit to let people know that we are here, and to maybe open some minds perhaps a moment earlier than they inevitably will be.

2025-04-28 22:01:48 UTC

You can just drink better coffee…
https://m.primal.net/Qgge.jpg
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2025-04-27 18:58:03 UTC

What city needs a specialty coffee cafe acting as a community hub for Bitcoiners?
I have some ideas but haven’t found the next FUNK cafe yet!

2025-04-17 02:12:08 UTC

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Must be a strange world to see all of these changes that have happened.

2025-04-06 20:22:12 UTC

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Gonna soak tonight can someone shake the bed.

2025-03-26 03:56:34 UTC

One year as a cafe with a bitcoin treasury.
We have accepted ~$5000 CAD in BTC payments, mostly during meetups. We’ve distributed over ~$550 CAD in BTC tips to our barista team and spent a couple hundred with other merchants.
We currently hold ~$7,300CAD equivalent of BTC on our balance sheet, a growth of around 45% during that period.

2025-03-26 00:45:35 UTC

We were using slack for our team chat and it was costing us $5k/year.
I spun up an Amazon lightsail instance and now we run Mattermost which is basically open source slack for $140/year.
Self-hosted and OSS for the win.

2025-03-26 00:43:14 UTC

Okay I think I’m gonna change my account to be less of a reply guy and more about coffee and Bitcoin.

2025-03-23 23:12:32 UTC

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The question is if we were in their same seats, would we have done the same?

2025-03-22 00:10:18 UTC

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‘Grats Pete! Cafes change the world!

2025-03-20 04:14:41 UTC

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There’s still a lot of situations where not having a mediator might make commerce, think overseas vendors etc.
Don’t get me wrong I hate rent seekers like visa/mastercard and they need to go, but their networks actually minimize trust required with unknown vendors.

2025-03-19 19:43:06 UTC

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Immutable payments has trade-offs.
Having dispute moderating intermediaries is probably inevitable in many ways, it is a valuable service and does deserve a financial reward.
If your uber driver drops you off in the middle of nowhere or your airbnb guest trashes your place, these disputes have to be moderated somehow.
I think at some point there will be bitcoin payment escrows to facilitate commerce and we will likely pay for that service.

2025-03-02 21:48:28 UTC

Strategic grift reserve

2025-02-25 02:24:34 UTC

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Canada’s selling off all of its gold in 2016 is pretty glaring, at the very least we consistently run a trade surplus which backs our economy, but one can’t help think of the long term ramifications and that we sold the bottom here.

2025-02-10 21:03:52 UTC

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They hate us because they Anus

2025-02-09 09:02:14 UTC

GN
The Bear is the best series on TV right now.
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