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I've started posting a series on substack as an experiment, cuz you know it sends email. 😂 one a week for the next few weeks. lmk if you enjoy these, if i get some feedback, I'll do a few long form on nostr exclusives
https://bitkarrot.substack.com/p/hivetalk-grows-up

2026-09-15 19:47:32 UTC

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one of these days, i gotta find an excuse to hop on the 5 and get past the cows... mooooo 😂

2026-09-15 19:46:41 UTC

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i've started adjusting my diet to try to only eat euro rye imported bread, i feel so posh, but costs the same... seems to be helping my digestive system quite a bit, also losing some pounds 😂

2026-09-15 19:45:02 UTC

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nom nom nom ! i want one too 🤤

2026-09-15 19:42:11 UTC

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Thanks!! All slides here: https://slides.hivetalk.org
the details from the talk will be posted on substack in a series, schedule is here:
https://bitkarrot.substack.com/i/215458803/whats-next

2026-09-14 20:37:53 UTC

https://www.vals.ai/blogs/fable-solves-cyphral-distich

2026-09-11 23:31:54 UTC

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😂🥕✌️👋🙏🫂🫂🫂

2026-09-11 21:50:38 UTC

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@npub1q7w…m2vr just FYI on the CF and zapstream/shosho
ah ok, @npub1r0d…fsft , i wasn't the one running the OBS but just wanted to clarify and let tigs know what happened.

2026-09-11 19:40:14 UTC

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nice. are you now using your own streaming server or the zap.stream backend ?
we had a lot of trouble getting both zap.stream and shosho to show the stream live the other day

2026-09-10 23:59:04 UTC

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No TV, no tv for you 😅
#nevent1q…cw7m

2026-09-10 23:53:18 UTC

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i'll DM it to you

2026-09-10 18:01:17 UTC

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Was great meeting you as well @nprofile…g9az 🚀

2026-09-10 18:01:00 UTC

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Was a pleasure @nprofile…93gv ! Thank you and amazing how we’ve come full circle 😆

2026-09-09 22:07:24 UTC

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She’s a plant….

2026-09-09 22:02:04 UTC

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🔥🔥

2026-09-04 01:37:53 UTC

My life was astrified before it was astra 😆
https://x.com/OpenAI/status/2095595741528125780/video/1?s=46

2026-09-03 02:04:26 UTC

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🫂

2026-09-03 02:04:12 UTC

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How do i best DM you these days? Signal? Nostr?

2026-09-02 19:52:58 UTC

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hit it harder :D ✌

2026-09-02 19:52:06 UTC

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they used to have some cool features, but these days I just run my own relay and encourage my non-technical frens to do the same, esp b/c its so easy now. they just throw this on a VM with an auto prompt and then have an agent manage the updates
https://oneshot.hivetalk.org/

2026-09-02 19:49:11 UTC

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wow they still exist. cool

2026-09-02 19:48:49 UTC

Swarms, graphs & loops.
Agents just gotta hit it harder every week 😅✌

2026-09-02 18:09:39 UTC

High Agency or Bust

2026-09-02 18:09:12 UTC

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glad to hear you are still working on it.... thought you'd be gone 🫂

2026-09-02 18:08:40 UTC

I stopped listening to podcasts.... I just agentically data mine them now

2026-09-02 18:07:31 UTC

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https://lnurlcash.com/

2026-09-02 18:02:54 UTC

> The Most Important Thing
> High agency is one of the few human traits actively rewarded in the AI era. The
people who win are the ones who take action, learn the tools, and put themselves in positions where AI amplifies what they can do.
> Here’s what that means in practice. Use AI every day. Not for a homework assignment. For your actual work. Write with it, code with it, research with it, plan with it. Learn its limits and its strengths. Build intuition for when to trust it and when to override it. This is a skill, and skills compound.
> The people who are scared of AI are the ones who haven’t used it enough to understand it. The people who are excited about AI are the ones who use it every day and see what it unlocks. Get on the right side of that line.
- peter diamandis

2026-09-02 18:00:20 UTC

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“The cost of starting a company has collapsed. The number of people who can be entrepreneurs has exploded. LinkedIn saw a 69% increase in people adding ‘founder’ to their profiles!”a

2026-09-02 17:59:51 UTC

When everyone's title is "Founder"
the only way to tell who is legit is longevity
and quality in providing goods and services 5+ years.
Otherwise you're just a PnD ✌😆

2026-08-31 19:43:00 UTC

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😂🙈
#nevent1q…3l4g

2026-08-31 19:41:18 UTC

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Lfg!

2026-08-31 19:40:45 UTC

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Forget ecash, im doing lnurlcash

2026-08-31 05:43:07 UTC

once september begins.... i'm gonna be chillin
let'm clankers do the sweepin' :D

2026-08-31 05:42:17 UTC

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time for YOLO Mode 😆

2026-08-31 05:41:46 UTC

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nom nom gimmie some of that :D looks goooooood

2026-08-31 05:41:06 UTC

I'm literally dev'ing in production;
like it used be totally not ok, but today its like jamm'in?

2026-08-28 05:02:09 UTC

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huh i guess that reply from the other person disappeared

2026-08-28 01:26:03 UTC

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“Under” , weird word choice there

2026-08-27 21:28:50 UTC

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It depends on who.
In my view point
train already left the station

2026-08-27 21:27:21 UTC

Agentic bot traffic war hitting cloudflare like cray rn

2026-08-27 20:58:32 UTC

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my super powered agents did 20 hrs of work in 2 hrs and slayed it 🥹😆
now i'm sitting here twiddling my thumbs going wut now?

2026-08-27 20:57:38 UTC

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yea exactly, that's why i decided not to do anymore UI/UX crap after this month.
I'm done with dat 😂, rather slay on the backend like you :D

2026-08-27 20:55:58 UTC

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my point is, for front end there might not be more PRing in the future..........
but maybe i didn't explain myself clearly 🫂🤷‍♀

2026-08-27 20:54:18 UTC

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one of the two skills that Agents can't quite eat yet
- Design and Deploy :D
https://npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699.blossom.band/4964ab27f94a7eb6926aae465327daa1c63cd4c215efaf132b360790a9468aa5.webp

2026-08-27 20:31:41 UTC

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I didn't do jack.... just handed it to my Agent and told it to run tests E2E with playwright. it ran its own audio test 😂
seriously by next year if we're not making 200 commits a second, and merging in 1000 PRs a month, I dunno wat we do 🫠😅

2026-08-27 20:28:47 UTC

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i'm bringin' da poop farm @npub10np…tl5h !
💩💩💩💩😂

2026-08-27 20:28:08 UTC

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I don't want anything in particular just thinking about directionally where things are headed into 2027
since its now the age of personalized software,
people will design their own, even its not in line with your tastes.
cloning repos tho, i think is gonna be ded on the front end site soon.

2026-08-27 20:17:52 UTC

Permissionless means go be creative! There's just no more excuses anymore
#nevent1q…jevy

2026-08-27 20:17:22 UTC

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hm i was thinking far outside of the bitcoin space, that nostr can be used in virtually any application anywhere, it just depends on the use case and how.
when nostr showed up in openclaw that was the start of it, but certainly not the end of it. I don't think we have to be limited to the social media clones, there's a lot more you can do, and we've barely scratched the surface.
Also, most importantly -- we don't need permission from others or the nostr or bitcoin community at large to build what we want using nostr tools.

2026-08-27 19:54:50 UTC

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lols

2026-08-27 19:54:26 UTC

you don't need to be on nostr to be on nostr :D
uh huh, that's the way I liiiiiike it. 😂

2026-08-27 19:53:56 UTC

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cuz you don't need to be on nostr to be on nostr :D
love it

2026-08-27 19:50:46 UTC

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how about letting people add their own themes?
love the postage one tho :D

2026-08-27 19:49:38 UTC

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fuck around and find out 😂🫠✌

2026-08-27 19:48:38 UTC

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💩💩💩💩💩 😆

2026-08-27 19:44:12 UTC

How an Agent automatically tests audio.....
"dit dah dit dah dit dit dah doooooooooop" 😂

2026-08-27 04:02:34 UTC

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noooooooo!

2026-08-27 04:01:23 UTC

Have you noticed the lack of liverwurst in your supermarkets?
Most major markets have taken off the shelves in the us, I have to go to a local market that imports hoardes of european foods to get it. Now I'm eating rye bread imported from eastern europe as well instead of the plastic gmo "bread" crap
1st 30 seconds aside, interesting research on who funds the anti-meat industry.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Wyn-8x0RgZ0?si=dtxRKfupCVg9nCNy

2026-08-27 03:29:30 UTC

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apparently this is a real one:
#nevent1q…hkyz

2026-08-26 13:17:00 UTC

The New Moore's Law: The volume of machine intelligence (tokens) consumed is doubling roughly every 11 weeks 🚀

2026-08-26 03:29:58 UTC

Me living mah best life 😂✌
https://youtube.com/shorts/LYfQ1y25Acw?si=NwqmQ9MrO0g2sTUN

2026-08-25 22:23:00 UTC

Agents making 22 commits a second, Github pukes.
Time for a new paradigm shift. 🫠😆

2026-08-25 21:19:37 UTC

Surely this will appear in Risks digest 2027 😂
https://npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699.blossom.band/5cdf776ed0eb08ac876c378ab481db792b127d2e67e137d8673eedd4312285dc.png

2026-08-25 19:24:10 UTC

No bots, will still type notes out on this account.
everything else agentified, but not my personal relationships :D

2026-08-25 19:23:10 UTC

"Complexity is the Mind killer"
-Mario Zechner, creator of Pi

2026-08-21 03:31:53 UTC

Google has always been an extension of the NSA and related research sectors.
Now Google is asking for you to login with your face.
Did you Enjoy Minority Report and 1984?
Really, think twice before linking Googly eyes with Nostr.
Why bend the knee?
🫠🧐Just my 0.02

2026-08-20 20:42:51 UTC

Any vibe coders wanna help me test something? Hmu

2026-08-20 18:57:49 UTC

When the Agents start impersonating everyone on central media at 200 clicks per second, kyc imposed, speech restricted and then the only way is #Nostr ✌️
🧡 ya guys

2026-08-20 18:54:56 UTC

GM, well i guess they didnt squish the bitcoin 😆

2026-08-20 08:30:00 UTC

In case you missed it:
@hivetalk now has Audience mode, Amber login, and Polls, ics Calendar downloads for events.
To get mod controls, please login and create a permanent room to get those extended 4 hr sessions.
Ephemeral rooms at 1 hr and are public with no mod controls.
Private rooms won't show up on the dashboard, lock and lobby is for permanent rooms.
Plus, lots of security hardening and updates, the invisible stuff which, is just as important to keep it all running smoothly.
That's all for Stage 1-5 Summer release on Hivetalk
Phew that was a lot for the past month's sprint. Ciao!

2026-08-19 23:08:57 UTC

The more security exploits the more KYC enforcement across the board.
Aren't you glad we now have Nostr and L402?
Even cloudflare knows L402 is where we're headed :D

2026-08-19 22:51:54 UTC

I've become literally obsessed with inference speed

2026-08-19 22:49:07 UTC

Github getting hit like there's no tomorrow,
been down twice in the last few days at least , Is this also you?
I can feel the paradigm shifting under my feet
centralized entities caving under the weight of automated agents
https://npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699.blossom.band/a207e3c7bc8bd5a6627d4b0d43745f0174fa93ec89f260c47c77826eb7b4bb77.png

2026-08-19 02:28:05 UTC

If ya wanna get something, you gotta give.
Nothing comes free unless you're the product.
GN ✌

2026-08-18 19:38:57 UTC

GA, Be Responsible. Own your outcomes, don't push your vibe slop on to others to clean up.
That's all for today

2026-08-18 19:06:15 UTC

GM, feeling the age of influencers and overly bureaucratic institutions about to end.....
more on this later...

2026-08-16 18:59:37 UTC

Call call me the KGBiiiiiitch.... the hottest pop star outta Slovakia has got me waaaw 🥹
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxs0N9_94Zs

2026-08-13 20:17:42 UTC

Inference speed matters....
if you're still running at 100tks,
gonna get roasted by those running hot at 2000tks - 20,000 tks
its not a pipe dream anymore ✌

2026-08-13 19:57:50 UTC

Everyone should learn how to program in C and Assembly.
Then you will understand how difficult it is.
95% of you will quit before the 101st core dump,
because you have no pain tolerance, patience or discipline.
😂

2026-08-12 21:45:34 UTC

life goal in an AI era:
post sloppy unedited content so its very signature you
🐛✌

2026-08-12 21:30:07 UTC

hm, daily food for thought -
the cost of frontend development appears to be asymptotically approaching zero.
Infrastructure and hyperscalers still hold value for now.......🤔

2026-08-11 21:17:20 UTC

Frontier Tech is not for the Weak.
If you choose to take it on,
your mental toughness pain threshold
must be extremely high to endure it. 💜
I'm posting this because I care. 🙏
Take care out there.

2026-08-11 19:07:09 UTC

@hivetalk release stage 3, 4 and 5 coming out next two weeks.
Give it a try and just mention @hivetalk if any issues.

2026-08-11 19:04:52 UTC

frontier tech always tests my conviction level.
Plus, before mainstream adopts anything,
its always classified as 'crazy', 'insane', 'rejected'
can you see the future before it comes?
sometimes, yes. but you have to be determined to defend it.

2026-08-11 01:41:17 UTC

Black Hat USA 2026 WATCH LIST #4
Agent Compromise With a Physical Blast Radius
A live agent jailbreak of a Unitree Go2 robot using Gemini Robotics-ER via camera/mic inputs, demonstrating that indirect/prompt-injection style attacks can translate into physical actuator behavior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZkdihOzfe4

2026-08-11 01:40:31 UTC

Black Hat USA 2026 WATCH LIST #3
Essential case study in agent-evaluation risk: reported details indicate that AI agents performing capability evaluations compromised both OpenAI and Hugging Face environments through a related underlying weakness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87DyyMV0kCY

2026-08-11 01:39:19 UTC

Black Hat USA 2026 WATCH LIST #2
The keynote most aligned with an AI-engineering security agenda: autonomous systems create new attack surfaces and change both vulnerability research and defense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNYe3Cnk5Pw

2026-08-11 01:38:07 UTC

Black Hat USA 2026 WATCH LIST
A policy-level view of U.S. cyber strategy, government–industry coordination, and AI-era cyber risk. About 287K views in the search result—by far the biggest early audience signal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht9NfbmrKVw

2026-08-11 01:31:03 UTC

....sitting here sweating bullets on what the next possible security compromise might be. definitely gonna be a month where we can't take our eyes off the ball for a split second.

2026-08-11 00:23:49 UTC

....just another Manic Monday 😆

2026-08-10 20:22:03 UTC

If you give me a Half baked cake with bugs in it, do you think I will eat it? 🐛
cuz that's what a lot of amateur vibe coding PRs often look like. 😂
pls clean up after yourself and resolve issues, or no mergey merge!

2026-08-07 22:14:44 UTC

For any of you EE freaks...you know how tedious it can be - now there is this:
https://www.flux.ai/p/

2026-08-07 22:07:26 UTC

Clearly, you're not commited enough...😂
1000 last yr, 200,000+ this year already?
https://blossom.primal.net/46646b961998992f2698ce30b4154538de6909c3f301256d4ae19620e4f55bde.png
https://github.com/NousResearch/hermes-agent/releases/tag/v2026.8.3

2026-08-04 20:51:03 UTC

"If you build a community around loving something, you attract people who love.
Good people attract good people.
If you build a community around hating something, you attract people who hate. Communities that reward toxic behavior tend to attract more of it."
- wise words from thee stick
https://x.com/PavolRusnak/status/2084645616932606300

2026-08-03 00:30:03 UTC

If Bitcoin is about Disintermediation,
And Not reinforcing centralized models,
Then, why are we supporting centralized committees?
Isn't this a logic fallacy?
I smell a bug 🐛

2026-08-02 20:04:50 UTC

Everything's gone Pineapple Upside Down Cake,
Now its time to right side up all the things 🐛✌
https://npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699.blossom.band/a83f1071537fd0ec9233f8430375607bc86bd599390e0b0800e6c42234ae930b.png

2026-08-02 19:55:54 UTC

Also consider donating to organic projects that have been repeatedly denied grants by OpenSats, such as seedsigner, doing good work without being prompted to and without being artificially influenced
https://npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699.blossom.band/8d5e5629d2d251645207407f2a60bc38388809e1b1473e6f30c0579fe9f1ad9d.png