🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘

I will put my trunk on your junk!

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2026-09-22 22:08:54 UTC

I was this many years old when I realized the lyrics are.....
> We got TO MOVE THESE refrigerators.
> We got TO MOVE THESE color tvs.
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2026-09-09 11:34:17 UTC

I think about this a lot. 😏
#nevent1q…sjm5

2026-09-06 04:47:27 UTC

> Daughter: What does "gag me with a spoon" mean?
> Me: Get me a spoon and I'll show you.
> Daughter: But I don't want you to die.
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2026-08-24 11:40:44 UTC

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This is exactly how I fuck your mother. 🤔

2026-08-24 11:08:59 UTC

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Fair

2026-08-24 11:08:04 UTC

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I'd have to make a quick decision. Chair to the knees or throw it chest high to occupy arms and follow up with a hook right in the nose.

2026-08-24 11:02:53 UTC

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Only after the White girl starts swinging does the fight have to end.

2026-08-24 10:06:43 UTC

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Imagine spending 700 years reconsidering your homeland to just let the niggers move back in. I think that's a "no".

2026-08-24 10:02:57 UTC

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Is this a haiku?
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2026-08-24 05:45:34 UTC

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Didn't this happen in 2024?

2026-08-24 04:21:43 UTC

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Believe all rape accusations unless he's Muslim.
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2026-08-24 02:16:08 UTC

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I don't think the statute is facially invalid. There are probably legal applications. So appeals will be "as applied", which means he state will get to harass people.

2026-08-23 05:50:00 UTC

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Most people will exercise power for the dopamine hits / ego, which usually is highest / in play in the most minor matters. It takes real restraint to choose battles.

2026-08-23 05:47:35 UTC

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They're a side effect if CC&R law. I think the states didn't want to deal with a bunch of private litigation over restrictions, so they allowed pre-litigation administrative bodies to exist in an effort to resolve disputes ahead of litigation. I'm not saying the intent was the result.

2026-08-23 05:43:01 UTC

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Here we just do shit and say "sue me".

2026-08-23 05:38:28 UTC

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But not why you think. Because those neighborhoods will be more "ethnic", they'll claim its racist, just like they did in L.A. re pulling cars over for broken tail lights, windows, lack of registration, etc.

2026-08-23 05:35:18 UTC

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Being tracked is for poors. 😤

2026-08-23 05:31:07 UTC

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Thank God she's so big that she couldn't shove it in.

2026-08-23 04:16:49 UTC

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2026-08-23 04:15:59 UTC

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Spicoli accent is best accent

2026-08-22 22:00:50 UTC

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If he did that, they would have pinned the murders on him.

2026-08-22 15:04:28 UTC

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6'2"? You're the same size as my cock, midget.

2026-08-22 06:08:06 UTC

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Keto was likely a big part of it. Some cancers need sugar. Running on ketones basically starves them.

2026-08-21 22:54:01 UTC

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From an era when A cups were all the rage.

2026-08-21 22:46:40 UTC

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2026-08-21 21:51:25 UTC

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Michelle

2026-08-21 21:34:36 UTC

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Ok... hear me out. Since the earth is a sphere, we can put a tiny hat on top, the outer boundary of which is the inside wall of the house.

2026-08-21 21:30:29 UTC

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If you wrapped the Earth in string, no point on the earth would be distinguishable, and every point could be said to encompass the entire planet. Thus, the existence of string at any one point on the earth is an infinite boundary on the sabbath.

2026-08-21 14:11:08 UTC

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Better to fuck you with.

2026-08-21 14:09:15 UTC

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She's going to make it one big balloon knot.

2026-08-21 13:57:37 UTC

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2026-08-21 13:55:01 UTC

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That's nuts

2026-08-21 13:53:59 UTC

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Don't forget to use a clown condom.

2026-08-21 13:48:00 UTC

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Is that why BiBi keeps sending you flowers?

2026-08-21 13:39:41 UTC

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Clown world. 😒

2026-08-21 12:19:59 UTC

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Nor

2026-08-21 10:48:31 UTC

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I'm pretty sure the chick in the back is Meghan McCain.

2026-08-21 10:43:49 UTC

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Goth shouldn't weigh that much. 😒

2026-08-21 09:48:16 UTC

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Ummm... I don't like soup. 😬

2026-08-21 09:44:56 UTC

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Real goth is dead

2026-08-21 09:33:41 UTC

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I can snap a snapper at 100 yards. 🤨

2026-08-21 07:52:55 UTC

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Woman moment

2026-08-21 07:48:55 UTC

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2026-08-21 07:48:22 UTC

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> Latina
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2026-08-21 07:46:00 UTC

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I'm here for the lolz

2026-08-21 07:25:13 UTC

Dear @nprofile…nh9c ...
Sorry I hurt your pussy. I hope DMing me made it feel better. 😘
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2026-08-21 03:29:43 UTC

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Damn.... what's he eating? Tren and HGH?

2026-08-21 03:22:45 UTC

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Death is always near.

2026-08-21 03:21:18 UTC

So.... I keep seeing people posting about postpartum depression. Does anyone know how long it lasts. Asking because I'm married.
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2026-08-20 22:43:06 UTC

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Then door dash a pack of Salem 100s asap, saar.

2026-08-20 22:42:13 UTC

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He could have at least brought back the smokes before he left. Smfh

2026-08-20 22:40:33 UTC

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And he never did. What an asshole. 😒

2026-08-20 22:38:50 UTC

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You were black and don't know your father?

2026-08-20 22:21:17 UTC

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Science probed him.

2026-08-20 22:19:39 UTC

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Is this from your childhood memories?

2026-08-20 22:08:43 UTC

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Had sex, don't care.

2026-08-20 22:06:17 UTC

Just told my kids about ratemypoo dot com. They thought I was making shit up, but I showed them that the shit was very real.
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2026-08-20 21:35:08 UTC

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2026-08-20 20:47:14 UTC

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> Admit that Jews had more legal rights and political power than Christian serfs in medieval europe.....
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2026-08-20 13:59:33 UTC

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Is he claiming ineffective assistance of counsel? If not, I don't see how he can claim he didn't have enough time. Shit Strategy ≠ Retrail.

2026-08-20 13:43:13 UTC

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> The monkeys, they don't do it. They make love. They look into each other's eyes. They touch-a the hands. No it's a bingety-bangety-boom! Capice?
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2026-08-20 07:57:13 UTC

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At least in Iran they ayatollahs acknowledge they choose who can run.

2026-08-19 18:38:10 UTC

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Ram is the new copper.

2026-08-19 17:42:41 UTC

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> No! We have to kill the Muslims way over there because they're an existential threat to our way of life.

2026-08-19 17:36:24 UTC

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I don't wear crocks.