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I've started posting a series on substack as an experiment, cuz you know it sends email. 😂 one a week for the next few weeks. lmk if you enjoy these, if i get some feedback, I'll do a few long form on nostr exclusives
https://bitkarrot.substack.com/p/hivetalk-grows-up

2026-09-15 19:47:32 UTC

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one of these days, i gotta find an excuse to hop on the 5 and get past the cows... mooooo 😂

2026-09-15 19:46:41 UTC

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i've started adjusting my diet to try to only eat euro rye imported bread, i feel so posh, but costs the same... seems to be helping my digestive system quite a bit, also losing some pounds 😂

2026-09-15 19:45:02 UTC

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nom nom nom ! i want one too 🤤

2026-09-15 19:42:11 UTC

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Thanks!! All slides here: https://slides.hivetalk.org
the details from the talk will be posted on substack in a series, schedule is here:
https://bitkarrot.substack.com/i/215458803/whats-next

2026-09-14 20:37:53 UTC

https://www.vals.ai/blogs/fable-solves-cyphral-distich

2026-09-11 23:31:54 UTC

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😂🥕✌️👋🙏🫂🫂🫂

2026-09-11 21:50:38 UTC

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@npub1q7w…m2vr just FYI on the CF and zapstream/shosho
ah ok, @npub1r0d…fsft , i wasn't the one running the OBS but just wanted to clarify and let tigs know what happened.

2026-09-11 19:40:14 UTC

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nice. are you now using your own streaming server or the zap.stream backend ?
we had a lot of trouble getting both zap.stream and shosho to show the stream live the other day

2026-09-10 23:59:04 UTC

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No TV, no tv for you 😅
#nevent1q…cw7m

2026-09-10 23:53:18 UTC

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i'll DM it to you

2026-09-10 18:01:17 UTC

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Was great meeting you as well @nprofile…g9az 🚀

2026-09-10 18:01:00 UTC

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Was a pleasure @nprofile…93gv ! Thank you and amazing how we’ve come full circle 😆

2026-09-09 22:07:24 UTC

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She’s a plant….

2026-09-09 22:02:04 UTC

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🔥🔥

2026-09-04 01:37:53 UTC

My life was astrified before it was astra 😆
https://x.com/OpenAI/status/2095595741528125780/video/1?s=46

2026-09-03 02:04:26 UTC

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🫂

2026-09-03 02:04:12 UTC

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How do i best DM you these days? Signal? Nostr?

2026-09-02 19:52:58 UTC

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hit it harder :D ✌

2026-09-02 19:52:06 UTC

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they used to have some cool features, but these days I just run my own relay and encourage my non-technical frens to do the same, esp b/c its so easy now. they just throw this on a VM with an auto prompt and then have an agent manage the updates
https://oneshot.hivetalk.org/

2026-09-02 19:49:11 UTC

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wow they still exist. cool

2026-09-02 19:48:49 UTC

Swarms, graphs & loops.
Agents just gotta hit it harder every week 😅✌

2026-09-02 18:09:39 UTC

High Agency or Bust

2026-09-02 18:09:12 UTC

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glad to hear you are still working on it.... thought you'd be gone 🫂

2026-09-02 18:08:40 UTC

I stopped listening to podcasts.... I just agentically data mine them now

2026-09-02 18:07:31 UTC

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https://lnurlcash.com/

2026-09-02 18:02:54 UTC

> The Most Important Thing
> High agency is one of the few human traits actively rewarded in the AI era. The
people who win are the ones who take action, learn the tools, and put themselves in positions where AI amplifies what they can do.
> Here’s what that means in practice. Use AI every day. Not for a homework assignment. For your actual work. Write with it, code with it, research with it, plan with it. Learn its limits and its strengths. Build intuition for when to trust it and when to override it. This is a skill, and skills compound.
> The people who are scared of AI are the ones who haven’t used it enough to understand it. The people who are excited about AI are the ones who use it every day and see what it unlocks. Get on the right side of that line.
- peter diamandis

2026-09-02 18:00:20 UTC

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“The cost of starting a company has collapsed. The number of people who can be entrepreneurs has exploded. LinkedIn saw a 69% increase in people adding ‘founder’ to their profiles!”a

2026-09-02 17:59:51 UTC

When everyone's title is "Founder"
the only way to tell who is legit is longevity
and quality in providing goods and services 5+ years.
Otherwise you're just a PnD ✌😆

2026-08-31 19:43:00 UTC

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😂🙈
#nevent1q…3l4g

2026-08-31 19:41:18 UTC

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Lfg!

2026-08-31 19:40:45 UTC

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Forget ecash, im doing lnurlcash

2026-08-31 05:43:07 UTC

once september begins.... i'm gonna be chillin
let'm clankers do the sweepin' :D

2026-08-31 05:42:17 UTC

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time for YOLO Mode 😆

2026-08-31 05:41:46 UTC

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nom nom gimmie some of that :D looks goooooood

2026-08-31 05:41:06 UTC

I'm literally dev'ing in production;
like it used be totally not ok, but today its like jamm'in?

2026-08-28 05:02:09 UTC

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huh i guess that reply from the other person disappeared

2026-08-28 01:26:03 UTC

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“Under” , weird word choice there

2026-08-27 21:28:50 UTC

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It depends on who.
In my view point
train already left the station

2026-08-27 21:27:21 UTC

Agentic bot traffic war hitting cloudflare like cray rn

2026-08-27 20:58:32 UTC

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my super powered agents did 20 hrs of work in 2 hrs and slayed it 🥹😆
now i'm sitting here twiddling my thumbs going wut now?

2026-08-27 20:57:38 UTC

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yea exactly, that's why i decided not to do anymore UI/UX crap after this month.
I'm done with dat 😂, rather slay on the backend like you :D

2026-08-27 20:55:58 UTC

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my point is, for front end there might not be more PRing in the future..........
but maybe i didn't explain myself clearly 🫂🤷‍♀

2026-08-27 20:54:18 UTC

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one of the two skills that Agents can't quite eat yet
- Design and Deploy :D
https://npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699.blossom.band/4964ab27f94a7eb6926aae465327daa1c63cd4c215efaf132b360790a9468aa5.webp

2026-08-27 20:31:41 UTC

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I didn't do jack.... just handed it to my Agent and told it to run tests E2E with playwright. it ran its own audio test 😂
seriously by next year if we're not making 200 commits a second, and merging in 1000 PRs a month, I dunno wat we do 🫠😅

2026-08-27 20:28:47 UTC

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i'm bringin' da poop farm @npub10np…tl5h !
💩💩💩💩😂

2026-08-27 20:28:08 UTC

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I don't want anything in particular just thinking about directionally where things are headed into 2027
since its now the age of personalized software,
people will design their own, even its not in line with your tastes.
cloning repos tho, i think is gonna be ded on the front end site soon.

2026-08-27 20:17:52 UTC

Permissionless means go be creative! There's just no more excuses anymore
#nevent1q…jevy

2026-08-27 20:17:22 UTC

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hm i was thinking far outside of the bitcoin space, that nostr can be used in virtually any application anywhere, it just depends on the use case and how.
when nostr showed up in openclaw that was the start of it, but certainly not the end of it. I don't think we have to be limited to the social media clones, there's a lot more you can do, and we've barely scratched the surface.
Also, most importantly -- we don't need permission from others or the nostr or bitcoin community at large to build what we want using nostr tools.

2026-08-27 19:54:50 UTC

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lols

2026-08-27 19:54:26 UTC

you don't need to be on nostr to be on nostr :D
uh huh, that's the way I liiiiiike it. 😂

2026-08-27 19:53:56 UTC

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cuz you don't need to be on nostr to be on nostr :D
love it

2026-08-27 19:50:46 UTC

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how about letting people add their own themes?
love the postage one tho :D

2026-08-27 19:49:38 UTC

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fuck around and find out 😂🫠✌

2026-08-27 19:48:38 UTC

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💩💩💩💩💩 😆

2026-08-27 19:44:12 UTC

How an Agent automatically tests audio.....
"dit dah dit dah dit dit dah doooooooooop" 😂

2026-08-27 04:02:34 UTC

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noooooooo!

2026-08-27 04:01:23 UTC

Have you noticed the lack of liverwurst in your supermarkets?
Most major markets have taken off the shelves in the us, I have to go to a local market that imports hoardes of european foods to get it. Now I'm eating rye bread imported from eastern europe as well instead of the plastic gmo "bread" crap
1st 30 seconds aside, interesting research on who funds the anti-meat industry.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Wyn-8x0RgZ0?si=dtxRKfupCVg9nCNy

2026-08-27 03:29:30 UTC

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apparently this is a real one:
#nevent1q…hkyz

2026-08-26 19:09:29 UTC

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the latest marketing fad spin

2026-08-26 18:58:59 UTC

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humans pick who we wanna hang out with, that's what personal social life is all about, right? :D i don't see no diff here 🤣

2026-08-26 18:57:48 UTC

If you're maintaining any code base, AI automated security scans are mandatory! 🫠
If you don't, start doing it yesterday!
#nevent1q…qq77

2026-08-26 18:46:52 UTC

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microsuck is dying

2026-08-26 13:17:00 UTC

The New Moore's Law: The volume of machine intelligence (tokens) consumed is doubling roughly every 11 weeks 🚀

2026-08-26 03:29:58 UTC

Me living mah best life 😂✌
https://youtube.com/shorts/LYfQ1y25Acw?si=NwqmQ9MrO0g2sTUN

2026-08-26 03:09:08 UTC

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Ask an AI

2026-08-25 22:43:42 UTC

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yep. what triggered this comment?

2026-08-25 22:43:13 UTC

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cuz hardly any on nostr anymore? 😅

2026-08-25 22:23:00 UTC

Agents making 22 commits a second, Github pukes.
Time for a new paradigm shift. 🫠😆

2026-08-25 21:19:37 UTC

Surely this will appear in Risks digest 2027 😂
https://npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699.blossom.band/5cdf776ed0eb08ac876c378ab481db792b127d2e67e137d8673eedd4312285dc.png

2026-08-25 19:24:10 UTC

No bots, will still type notes out on this account.
everything else agentified, but not my personal relationships :D

2026-08-25 19:23:31 UTC

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you bet. this is the only account where i'm still manually human

2026-08-25 19:23:10 UTC

"Complexity is the Mind killer"
-Mario Zechner, creator of Pi

2026-08-25 07:30:06 UTC

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You can use someone's skills and also craft your own skills.
The skills just help guide the LLMs to perform actions.
Using Brains still impt to prevent offrails machines, I'd think :D
why you say this?

2026-08-25 06:53:18 UTC

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You Pay for your Skill level.
If you don't have the technical chops, you pay more.
Learning how to drive comes with the cost of Tuition.
For example, Peter McCormack thought he was getting a great deal for $8000 in 6 weeks to automate back office stuff. My guesstimate is a competent dev would do it for a lot less in AI tokens, maybe <$800, but to him its "cheap" b/c he would otherwise pay a full time human manually to do it at ~$80,000/yr

2026-08-25 06:25:07 UTC

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let's keep nostr weird. its better that way :D

2026-08-25 05:36:22 UTC

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"/goal ate my Sol" 😂

2026-08-25 05:31:15 UTC

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interesting. the fastest I've burned through $100 was in about 25 min and it wasn't even image/video gen. it was all code sandbox. 😆 Terrible

2026-08-25 05:16:39 UTC

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you still use cursor!
about how many hours a week do you use it on the Ultra plan?
interesting how everyone's gravitated toward different choices

2026-08-25 05:01:52 UTC

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this is like capture the flag galore.
NGMI with all the automated attack bots on the 'nets now 😂

2026-08-25 04:57:20 UTC

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Just wait til you can build UI/UX features 10-100x faster than now. 😆
it'll be here sooner than you think

2026-08-25 04:55:09 UTC

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Both of them nerf in different ways tho.
I only use them as a last resort these days

2026-08-25 04:53:35 UTC

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Does that $5/mo include inference credits at Cloudflare?
just curious if they integrate that stuff already like vercel went all in on it

2026-08-25 04:51:49 UTC

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oh and now i can actually retire a 2nd time. :D

2026-08-25 04:50:47 UTC

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it doesn't. Peter Mcormack got claude to do all his bidding as a non-coder.
But of course it will cost you more if you're not technical than if you are.
That's the cost of tuition and I'm super glad LLMs have a price tag attached to it. For too long people just wanted free labor from open source. Nope! now you do it and you pay for it. I'm not going free work anymore, no thanks

2026-08-25 04:48:35 UTC

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Personalized software is great.
Now I don't have to listen to people whine about what they want in a UI,
plus I also don't have to answer their tech questions,
plus the agents can do all the tedious grunt work,
so that I don't have to sweat bullets over making a mistake,
when its 2am and I really wanna go to sleep and chillax
I'm having the best time ever, are you? :D

2026-08-25 04:45:07 UTC

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but, isn't it a good lesson for those who need to learn how to be responsible?

2026-08-25 04:44:27 UTC

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there isn't, i'm just sayin' Cloudflare is more 3 letter agency than the others ✌😊

2026-08-25 04:42:10 UTC

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yup. that's how easy it is. everyone is a dev now. :D

2026-08-25 03:37:26 UTC

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Nobody needs to know how to code anymore but you are responsible for your vibe code. I think thats great.

2026-08-25 03:36:30 UTC

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Is that really an issue still?

2026-08-21 18:16:36 UTC

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oof

2026-08-21 18:15:12 UTC

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anything loans in this space has always been quite scammy in this space. agree

2026-08-21 18:14:39 UTC

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I feel you. we have brownouts all the time and i very reluctant to agree that solar is the solution

2026-08-21 03:31:53 UTC

Google has always been an extension of the NSA and related research sectors.
Now Google is asking for you to login with your face.
Did you Enjoy Minority Report and 1984?
Really, think twice before linking Googly eyes with Nostr.
Why bend the knee?
🫠🧐Just my 0.02

2026-08-21 03:02:19 UTC

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gimme some of dat vibe camp vibe ✌😆

2026-08-21 02:38:02 UTC

Best part of Nostr is the fren stack :D
#nevent1q…8c2j