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gm 🟣
https://eimze.github.io/nostr-observer-editions/observer-2026-09-15-1747D7.html
https://blossom.primal.net/491cec4faff5ffdb76f1123a5d32b038083922cf4458830465498babb67729f3.png

2026-09-14 18:49:28 UTC

VOCATUS ATQUE NON VOCATUS DEUS ADERIT

2026-09-14 10:43:52 UTC

gm
please subscribe to my slop, it's so much sloppier than all other competing slop, I swear
https://eimze.github.io/nostr-observer-editions/observer-2026-09-14-F36D7F.html
https://blossom.primal.net/001d2001048c06c131c88e75880532039804dbf541fb8ece9549633611b61313.png

2026-09-14 06:51:29 UTC

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what time

2026-09-12 02:00:41 UTC

who could've thought
#nevent1q…nlgf

2026-09-09 18:16:53 UTC

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that should be interesting 😂👌

2026-09-08 12:35:42 UTC

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2026-09-08 06:49:01 UTC

since X has open-sourced their content feed algorithm, are there any Nostr clients that have implemented it yet? #asknostr

2026-09-08 06:44:10 UTC

GM
I'll still take human-curated news over AI slop news any day but this is quick to generate, fun to skim through, and an alright way to catch up with overnight happenings on the network
https://eimze.github.io/nostr-observer-editions/observer-2026-09-08-14A743.html
https://blossom.primal.net/06562498e2e0fb0a621912fda5d677ccc371079b19dd58eff56d0f65dbdbe43d.png

2026-09-07 13:03:15 UTC

GM ☕ break the fiat news cycle
https://eimze.github.io/nostr-observer-editions/observer-2026-09-07-EEAAF2.html
https://blossom.primal.net/c2d3528093b4e8746f0b47888790640192dd41b62e10b8c7458d9f614e242e9d.png

2026-09-05 07:56:18 UTC

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Not sure if its reliable or not

2026-09-05 07:28:57 UTC

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everyone can generate their own version: https://github.com/NosFabrica/the-nostr-observer/tree/main
@nprofile…0k3s is hosting his version at: #nevent1q…n6k5

2026-09-05 07:22:50 UTC

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not sure how useful it may be yet, but it can be useful, and most importantly, it's quite entertaining
learn how to generate your version of The Observer: https://github.com/NosFabrica/the-nostr-observer/tree/main
https://blossom.primal.net/6d2244233574975031ec9c6670707762b80420a8b38e8ede7e6b42526c19d183.png

2026-09-05 07:20:30 UTC

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y
https://blossom.primal.net/c4c40e9dac8ba09285ecd5a5bef16571ca2554d47eb095c323637b6116e3c1d6.png

2026-09-05 07:19:47 UTC

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the headline 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/4927522171a28f30893b0b36732e8c98f5813a521ff38849ce30b1e9b01c64dd.png

2026-09-05 07:16:58 UTC

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🤣 who else @nprofile…tf6v
https://blossom.primal.net/3ea4c1ddd94da95a4a946481d67e02218a236a8ff023ad993b735f18cf9bbab4.png

2026-09-05 07:15:09 UTC

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this is nice
https://blossom.primal.net/e1675e078236a647c2121e06b90221234066e89cadb1e1b95cf733b1769cc046.png

2026-09-05 07:14:15 UTC

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ah yes, the classic 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/73372166e0f42ddd135b7300edb0f28e36e5825b4974760ca509e249e77420f9.png

2026-09-05 07:13:21 UTC

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quite bad if true, haven't seen this one yet
https://blossom.primal.net/1a15c8bce2fb163fc33422b0803342866f4854130e4192403a9279aaa8d2a4e3.png

2026-09-05 07:10:15 UTC

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fiat maxis fucking up things for non-fiaters as always
https://blossom.primal.net/448b0723c57df612753e887fb36256faf2f3872351243774f780cda3896757e0.png

2026-09-05 07:07:32 UTC

just generated the first issue of The Nostr Observer via my npub, let's see how well the clanker did
GM ☕ #thenostrobserver
https://blossom.primal.net/d5c0b9787f81905259d12023b561b0f3026c7bd63e5b506861cf9c41b4c5a81a.png

2026-09-03 17:26:09 UTC

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if all goes well I hope the site be back next week, things are starting to be quite exciting again

2026-09-03 07:59:08 UTC

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thankfully, bitcoin

2026-09-02 09:38:55 UTC

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that's what you get for being able to receive letters these days

2026-08-31 14:52:43 UTC

it's a clankers world, we're just biologing in it
GM

2026-08-30 17:26:41 UTC

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afaik it's based on your own graph so everyone gets a different version

2026-08-27 14:42:05 UTC

heh
https://github.com/NosFabrica/the-nostr-observer

2026-08-24 19:25:38 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/4bdadce78d06eac34862326c490b9553cbe99972946b1935474ace87c495f717.jpg

2026-08-19 08:54:28 UTC

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War criminals. Together. Strong.

2026-08-17 08:14:07 UTC

Israel first 🫡
#nevent1q…30aw

2026-08-16 03:51:28 UTC

critically, this is even more important for news media
#nevent1q…c980

2026-08-15 15:16:25 UTC

So bitcoin would already be valued at around $160k+ but instead we have Saylor and BMAG teaching the world on how to create paper bitcoin as if its a normal and healthy thing
#nevent1q…h682

2026-08-14 09:43:52 UTC

Ashigaru Whirlpool and Terminal v1.0.0 Released
http://localhost:2368/ashigaru-whirlpool-and-terminal-v1-0-0/

2026-08-12 17:23:45 UTC

remove watermarks from your AI overlords:
https://github.com/guillaumemeyer/watermarks-remover

2026-08-12 17:21:57 UTC

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https://github.com/guillaumemeyer/watermarks-remover

2026-08-12 17:20:03 UTC

I vibed myself a basic and clean client specifically for reading and making highlights, so maybe you'll will find it useful, too:
https://glowmark.shakespeare.wtf
it comes with dedicated highlight feeds (global, followed, etc), built in reader, zaps, comments, auto author verification, and also let's you embed zappable highlights in your non-nostr blogs (optimized for Ghost tho)

2026-08-12 08:54:58 UTC

Any good tools for removing Claude watermarking yet? #asknostr

2026-08-12 06:15:02 UTC

the @nprofile…szxd is back! 🤣
now also looking for nutzaps and even on-chain self-zaps
#nevent1q…s6cz

2026-08-12 05:19:59 UTC

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GM 🌅

2026-08-11 18:36:01 UTC

the greatest owns are always the self-owns

2026-08-04 08:25:54 UTC

this holds even today, I'm pretty sure the hardware is still among the finest in the business...
software, on the other hand...🙈
#nevent1q…7nuu

2026-08-03 12:39:23 UTC

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Add this 😂
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Pig2rRoGE

2026-08-03 08:45:44 UTC

proportionally, it's like a 20 bitcoin 9/11s

2026-08-02 19:11:27 UTC

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nah its quite limited to our bubble

2026-08-02 10:37:29 UTC

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preach brother

2026-08-02 10:34:41 UTC

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thankfully: pain = growth
it's also the greatest clearing of SMUG this space has actually had in quite a long while
hopefully, what's coming out of this are some of the most fruitful and productive years for freedom tech everywhere and in every sense

2026-08-02 10:30:02 UTC

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people like the idea and feeling of security far more than actually doing things

2026-08-02 10:25:32 UTC

It's the greatest self-own in bitcoin history, it hurts, and it will continue to hurt for a long time
gm

2026-08-01 18:35:08 UTC

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In some edge cases like this it may be more effective to crack and sweep your own setup, assuming that, unlike attackers, you're not starting from scratch

2026-08-01 17:33:58 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d670b95ae91eaaf2e34946dc525bd441a6ff1c7d7b91053ffcf88ed264701564.jpg
#nevent1q…l7jh

2026-08-01 17:31:50 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d670b95ae91eaaf2e34946dc525bd441a6ff1c7d7b91053ffcf88ed264701564.jpg
#nevent1q…lr7d

2026-08-01 08:51:03 UTC

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the only apprioriate thing I can think of is Bitcoin Patriot act for mandating government approved seeds and then we may also invade the Middle East

2026-07-31 20:25:51 UTC

I am a cheap fuck and I can understand the hate and pain but COLDCARD devices are still perfectly fine (if you at least somewhat know what you're doing).
This is not the first wave of wallet hacks due to weak seed generation entropy, nor is it the last.
The mistake is a critical one, but don't be in a hurry to throw out good, working machines. Its a dumb firmware fault thats perfectly patchable while Coinkite hardware is still state of the art.
Emotions will pass, trust may never be completely rebuilt, and that's good - this space was never about putting blind trust into a single vendor, brand, or name. Its a cold shower for everyone in the space, hopefully for the best.
Massive fuckups await where you least expect it. Today its this, and tomorrow it may be someone or something else. Nothing may be 100% but our hearts, effort, and willigness to learn and adjust.

2026-07-31 18:16:11 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/98b7b15b84cd76f5fc62d2ded9b5622b777ee443c13226c4083fabd050830ee0.jpg
#nevent1q…tmhk

2026-07-31 18:14:00 UTC

this one hurts #memestr
https://blossom.primal.net/10f40fb0d151be1e690f9170191239eefcf6457ae216ec4c18695afd944de738.jpg

2026-07-31 14:00:24 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/514c1ba0f6fb0dda88492ba2808294942a5532394c6512b9d7293b0cff257933.jpg

2026-07-31 07:31:24 UTC

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sage advice

2026-07-25 17:04:03 UTC

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Spar me the trouble

2026-07-24 10:42:26 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/b88eab7b67dfd00ff8e5d2fcafbe9392d0fea916f49dfb24baac31df14eefb54.gif
#nevent1q…2dr2

2026-07-24 10:38:30 UTC

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congrats 😂👌

2026-07-23 13:10:18 UTC

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supercycle 😂

2026-07-23 12:43:30 UTC

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It's cause our brains are wired to learn through stories - that's the most energy efficient way to teach culture and pass knowledge.
Religious myths are the highest order stories cause they inspire our highest form of ideals and guide people towards ideal self-realization

2026-07-21 17:46:38 UTC

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🐝

2026-07-21 14:25:43 UTC

mm the new kimchi so good

2026-07-20 17:52:39 UTC

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123

2026-07-20 17:10:43 UTC

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heyho

2026-07-20 15:32:33 UTC

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mucho brokeno?

2026-07-20 15:24:56 UTC

el testihno

2026-07-19 09:04:43 UTC

cultivate understanding

2026-07-18 05:11:41 UTC

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wisdom

2026-07-17 14:27:43 UTC

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could be useful, well done!

2026-07-16 17:05:08 UTC

we are so back
https://blossom.primal.net/9267fe0c85bbfb23f167b9130f94695ffe5d15f69678b239fcd282f70414942c.jpg

2026-07-15 06:06:32 UTC

If some Nostr randos or bots are not talking about about you, you do not exist in real life
#justnostrthings
GM 🌅

2026-07-13 18:15:55 UTC

W
#nevent1q…09mm

2026-07-13 15:35:07 UTC

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bro do you have links for those or are you just slopping around

2026-07-13 10:09:03 UTC

what are the top clients for reading/creating highlights?
#asknostr

2026-07-10 10:15:15 UTC

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lol

2026-07-10 09:42:44 UTC

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Change is eternal, eternal is present
In which all gifts come and go.
Non-attachment helps us see the present
Trust in higher power helps us plunge into it
So that we can know the eternal; see the constant clearly,
And deal with change in quiet peace and joy

2026-07-06 14:22:38 UTC

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was Damus purple of any help?

2026-07-06 09:07:53 UTC

Israel censorship be like
https://blossom.primal.net/54a879ff27456d074ec3251b9c85634ae4282c3e2c0dcdce7244b2da1b21318a.webm

2026-07-01 12:40:50 UTC

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you'll just reincarnate into the same or even worse conditions until you learn what's meant to be learned, regardless if you believe it or not. If you really want to close the loop for good, you need to start meditating:
https://libgen.vg/edition.php?id=149941061

2026-07-01 07:25:49 UTC

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February 6, 2024
https://blossom.primal.net/5cfece6f558188317ae619b85de70ab6f3d9165397990f38d1bea45d525fd118.jpg

2026-06-30 13:35:15 UTC

Isnt it remarkable how by giving unlimited bankster credit support for your private deep state surveillance infrastructure programs, you also get to become the greatest entrepreneur nation in the world 😂👌
getting high on your own bs = bad time
#nevent1q…f9xq

2026-06-30 12:27:32 UTC

no words can convey the truth

2026-06-30 09:46:21 UTC

and Americans be like:
OH ITS SUMMER AGAIN, TIME TO BOMB MIDDLE EAST
#nevent1q…grj3

2026-06-29 16:07:32 UTC

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whahahahahahahahahaha what a cunt
#nevent1q…nxla

2026-06-29 11:48:15 UTC

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ah yes that still needs to be fixed 👌🍻

2026-06-29 11:39:29 UTC

GM
https://media.tenor.com/dWjSTTrohZcAAAAC/resident-evil-resident-evil-welcome-to-raccoon-city.gif

2026-06-29 11:36:12 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/2Ha6Jee6ihsAAAAC/jack-nicholson-jack-nicholson-yes.gif

2026-06-29 10:59:38 UTC

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Guy has been actively attacking bitcoin with spam attacks and misleading newbies via bitcoin.com for years. Even today he can't admit that the Lightning network works or even exists. If you think bitcoiners are some retards that get instantly triggered by nonsense, well, yes, but this whole thing is not about some snowflake mean tweets

2026-06-28 13:48:58 UTC

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we need to start having more fun

2026-06-28 13:40:17 UTC

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If we just showed more support for fiat degens with companies who buy bitcoin on endless fiat leverage, we can stay in the 60-100k range for the next 10 years

2026-06-14 13:55:14 UTC

#memestr
https://npub1s07s0h5mwcenfnyagme8shp9trnv964lulgvdmppgenuhtk9p4rsueuk63.blossom.band/f66942c29c071e215ca638f72364aab975e44de5aa9176635a691a7a20f29913.webm

2026-06-14 13:53:42 UTC

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https://npub1s07s0h5mwcenfnyagme8shp9trnv964lulgvdmppgenuhtk9p4rsueuk63.blossom.band/f664ae0df8ea451fea38561cd708b80e802df8f41b3dfaa2bd400bdf9c76b6eb.jpg

2026-06-14 13:44:30 UTC

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NgU comes from pipity pops

2026-06-14 04:53:12 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/7uQU1SfMz8gAAAAC/smoke.gif

2026-06-11 12:33:42 UTC

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Iran and Greta Thunberg to be precise 😂

2026-06-11 12:26:54 UTC

The US has confirmed that if Israel carries out any further false flags, Iran will be severely punished.
#nevent1q…pgaa