I had the feeling, just from the lack of alarm with which you’d announce Mother was coming to visit you, that y’all had a relationship built more on good regard and affection than on familial obligation. Y’all are so lucky! I hope to remain as cherished by my kid as I am today, and seeing relationships like y’all’s gives me hope.
Also: wtf, why won’t that woman even admit to breakfast for dinner? wtf? People are so weird.