Last Notes
GM https://haven.dergigi.com/18303005ce94e9d15ba65cf2b2c8fa9f51b0bc7117e59f77fd75ccc2dc515916.jpg
Write the code with @npub130m…l29s
Publish the repo with ngit
Distribute the app with @npub10r8…t2p8
Fully anonymous software development pipeline.
Cypherpunk future is now.
🌞☕️🫂GM #nostr
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All fighting within an operating system designed to steal your time only strengthens it.
Sly, roundabout way.
I love feeding the trees with the CO2 of my fires.
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No psyop would be complete without Bill Gates weighing in. In fact, that's how you know it's officially a psyop. Enjoy the show 😁
https://blossom.primal.net/78895973ee191d210ac366ba96ed2d8df25b8ac589379c5a36706055ae02628b.mp4
I like low key people. People that don't worry what car you drive or what clothes you wear. People that don't live to impress, people that enjoy small moments and appreciate little gestures. Simple people. Easy going people.Content people.Those are my kinda people.
since 2018 my lightning node has routed $57,688 taking $278 in profit.
$35 a year LFG https://i.nostr.build/iGIjpIfgi8f6GBoabpAnqW.png
GM 👨🍳
I just cooked up a fresh batch of Bitcoinized business names:
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Satoshi Nakaphoto — Wedding pictures
Sat-Urn — Funeral Director
Very Cold Storage — Industrial Freezers
The Halving Department — Tax specialists
Hot Wallet Springs — Thermal baths
Public Keys — Locksmith service
Multiple Confirmations — Baptism as a Service
Watch-Only — Strip club
Long Hodl — Haulage & self-storage
Lightning Rails — High speed trainline
Inkscriptions — Tattoo parlor
Not Your Keys — Morally corrupt locksmith
Always On-Chain — Dogwalking Services
Seed phase — Greenhouses
Liquidity Solutions — Lifeguard training
Multisigh — Depression clinic
Consensus Split — Divorce lawyers
Crack-a-back-a-moto — Chiropractor
Private Keys — Piano lessons for military personnel
Instant Settlement — Marriage counselor
Proof of Jerk — Jamaican chicken restaurant
Fee consolidation — Debt collection agency
Base Layer — Concrete foundations
Now You Seed it — Children’s Magician
Cock rewards — Male companionship services
Segregated Witness — Prison notary
Taproot Canal Specialists — Dental practice
Take-ASIP — Dive bar
Pruned Nodes — Landscaping
Target Difficulty — Shooting range
Block explorer — Buildings inspectors
Hashhate — Anti-marijuana lobby
Miner problem — ASIC hotline
Replace By Feet — Paving and sidewalks
CoinJoists — Roofing specialists
Address Reuse — Delivery service
SNIP39 — Barbers
Classphrase — Tutoring services
Soft pork — BBQ restaurant
Got any more?
Will zap any creations that make me laugh.
(Don’t use AI. It’s shit at puns. Instead of zapping you, I’ll call you ‘lazybones’)
#bounty #asknostr #zaps #earnsats #freesats