Last Notes
Only took you two weeks to change your tune.
#nevent1q…yupa
That always makes it faster, as everyone knows.
I refuse to use them anymore. Got so tired of asking for it. Now I just build my own.
Oh hi, @npub1xxd…kt7a iOS. 🖖
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I’m just going to make a full-page composer now, because why not?
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Does Bernie Sanders at least still get to throw people in jail for 20 years?
Ooh, I hope it’s another one full of mandatory KYC requirements to be handled by a public-private joint venture of predictable entities with a decades-long track record of data breaches.
I am a case study in failure.
You're seeing the old app we stopped working on.
We'll release the new one soon.
I know what magnets are.
I guess that makes me nobody.
GM 🌦️ PV 🖖
Happy Sunday. The bottom is in. ☕️
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I think some of you are really going to like this new @npub1car…f0dd feature… 👀
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I just want to say that even though we’re a small bunch, there sure are a lot of smart, talented, and creative motherfuckers among us.
🎨🎭📸📽️🎤🎻🎹🥘🍪🔬💻🧠💪
Don’t forget that.
GN 🌙 PV 🖖
Literally the first post when I opened it.
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She would always be welcome.
I have not deleted my Nostr today.
#nevent1q…9fsc
Now that I can see what people are deleting, all I can say is that some of y’all seem like pretty sick fucks.
https://mutable.top/redactable
When you have a two digit IQ, every type of intelligence seems superior.
Canadians don’t qualify either. You’re basically second class New Yorkers.
That's one of the cheap models! If I want anything larger I’ll need to renovate my enitre kitchen. And if I do that, there will also be signs.
It’s a work of art, though.
The 60" version is $25K. (Way too big for where I live…)
Some people want Lambos. I just want a Thermador. You can’t cook dinner for your family in a sports car.
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Somewhere in my brain, lunch sill costs $5. Somehow during my adulthood it became $25. Does that mean my kids will pay $125 when they’re adults? This seems pretty unsustainable.
You are correct, he ran a porn website. His claim to fame was getting Roger Ver to rage quit an interview. Now he takes gobs of money from Tether and builds useless products nobody cares about, and thinks insulting people is the same thing as brand marketing.
They have maybe 3 halfway-decent songs. And now I still have a whole fucking album I didn’t buy that Apple made me download, that I still haven’t been able to completely delete after twelve years.
“There will be signs…“
GM ☀️ PV 🔥
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Yes, we got the same deal we had 75 years ago, only more BIGLY.
I spent way too much time staring at this album cover in my parents’ collection as a kid.
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Billing the client for the hours you’re playing World of Warcraft while waiting for your Claude session limit to reset.
https://i.nostr.build/GLl1SKqVpdeU3xff.jpg
Are any of us really here, though?
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Or, be like @nprofile…3wq8 and build something worse with your VC money, then complain about Nostr and call everyone losers, then not deliver a product anyone wants to use, and then go back to Xitter and act like you deserve a prize.
One of the fun quirks of Nostr is that you never have any real proof a user has actually left, even if their account says it’s been “deleted.” Some clients will ban npubs with a delete flag from using them again, but there’s a fairly reliable way to reverse that. And as long as the nsec isn’t lost, someone can just lurk.
For example, @npub1ll9…xszt isn’t really deleted, because the profile has no deletion event, and even though the last visible post is from over a month ago, the user just updated their kind 0 profile metadata less than two days ago.
What this user didn’t realize is that they only changed the "display_name" field to “Deleted“ and not the alternate "displayName" field that was left behind by another client, so it’s trivially easy figure out who it is.
We see you, friend, 😏
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”Nice icebergs youse got there. Be a real shame if sumthin’ was to happen to ‘em.” — Don Trump Corleone
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He can brag about it to all 7 people on Pubeky now.
That post did numbers on Xitter, LMAO.
He didn’t delete anything. He just rage quit and threw his toys out of the crib because he couldn’t accept that nobody gives a shit about him or his products.
It's just the old era app store, I never really liked how they are redoing the builds... I prefer p2p app distribution with direct signatures by the devs.
@nprofile…e90f 🤍🎶🪄 hope you can join it 😊
#nevent1q…yup9
Funny but a hoax. They print a bible verse there.
Still no public release, but I'll DM you the download link.
We haven't released it yet, very soon tho, gotta polish it so it's a banger.
This is by design. Upvotes are more important than integrity.
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Why does @npub1sg6…f63m hate bitcoin?
Bitcoiners haven’t earned it yet.
@nprofile…3r3l @nprofile…9704 WTF you guys doing over there?
Mine is still there, but they use the ₿ symbol for sats, so they’re kinda dead to me.
