2026-10-03T14:33:29Z https://njump.me https://njump.me/npub1qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqzqujme https://njump.me/r/relay.utxo.one/nostur:relay.utxo.one/outbox https://i.nostr.build/6G6wW.gif https://i.nostr.build/6G6wW.gif https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq96ed4rva00z5rddqzrk7zw2qqy8dxfqdrqefnuee0na3etp6cpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cdnyjxu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrpz97kgrgptp8arnr8uc0lduu40lk6ljhxqr2sgps3sph0qn3pkqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mguxsca7'>nevent1q…sca7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Nope I&#39;m taking him with me to Valhalla 2026-10-03T14:33:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq89dm5x63n35ktsv76nghuzkmgezvqvw4rgtgwq5f6zrkllk2cpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cgpce0f My grocery list app was confused what icons to use<br/> <img src="https://relay.utxo.one/399dec394e57b5e2ef50187426f3b4dbe674a8e2d2f69b2c70cddd7f59528976.jpg"> 2026-10-03T14:42:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq95tk7tzk2efvzp7repxl34n0l9sa3zc2ez2rc3enld03cc7cgpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36c84funz Good morning <br/><br/>Going to the cottage this weekend, y&#39;all can gfy with this internet pv 2026-10-03T13:36:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqpvht06tctfpehavfeye9xze2gel3w3j75zsr3yjee0c2nq49cpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cq4crvl TIL that most predators understand what is prey by seeing which animals run away from them <br/><br/>And that honey badgers are so unhinged they charge lions and cheetahs and confuse their brain chemistry to not recognize them as prey 2026-10-03T02:19:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqxuyuez6f7rmpntxjq6shuu9exj4h4hqnq4x9tr0txd3qdy4qgpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cj9fhck In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs84m9wuwly59vlp468kytlfxj5c4krt33q7h2lcvxsgnj050676hqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejseqj56u'>nevent1q…j56u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not hotdog<br/>Not asshole 2026-10-03T01:48:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9ygjfpluv5u3eleh458v42qhspe8wmufhgvpust4fhznly2kgpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cyez3mf What fictional character do you think most closely matches your character?<br/><br/>I&#39;ll start<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://relay.utxo.one/c370ff51c36bdaafe00b4f85e85e9b1c05d492e293eba9d7e8753aeaf949f2fe.mp4"></video> 2026-10-03T00:58:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqyc2rv3ywug0a2gddq5dg3tg2nr9pdjfn8lxfcza4vmcpk2krqpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cql3h43 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrg79jwv6nwa52dkfukuhpqvprq98eax8ykgfc5zsrfss3uh6hwdcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9uju6m9093ksct59e5k7dhmkag'>nevent1q…mkag</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Never I love these little fuckers 2026-10-03T00:08:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqrafa6yekhenht2f5gem2hw5e34swavg4kghykxwnv7tqkrp7gpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36ca8q7k9 AI girlfriends gonna be elite<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqswczqc63vach7v9s6wnkfu9m5x0a20z8twkmjg5nqzepg9t8s438gpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqntcggz30qhq60ltqdx32zku9d46unhrkjtcv7fml7jx3dh4h94n7cufxr" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…ufxr</a></span> </div> ⚡️🚨🤖 ALERT - This is terrifying—it's an AI agent.<br/><br/>Tell your parents and grandparents right away. Some really shady scams are coming. <br/><br/>FYI: Introducing Griffin, the first model to pass the video Turing test.<br/><br/>48% of people who talked to it live thought it was a real human. Previous systems have had a pass rate <3%. It is #1 on NVIDIA's benchmark for full-duplex AI video.<br/><br/>It’s the first Human Interaction Model (HIM). <br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/612c4fd86f75c0f2489cc1453d2f72b7584da25c3f300d05c223e918186183c8.mp4"></video> </blockquote> 2026-10-03T00:10:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqyklmeyc5f6p7n4dmxyzwkr9kv6yxnszxv4msfwhwk6czaddlcpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cn78pul In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfz95njjpylnfrt7k8m4a8tw38kwf0qeq8dymwu02a5aqm2q60xwqpremhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuet49emks6t5v4hx76tnv5hxx6rpwsasszma'>nevent1q…szma</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Paid in full or course I don&#39;t pay interest 😎 2026-10-03T00:08:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqxtpd7r5yv8zwvdk4k5feghafk34mswy7dvqkp3xy6f75hddjgpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cw0n4fh Just paid my credit card bill with the dgx sparks included 🥲 2026-10-03T00:04:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqq737khc88pqvkuhth40cm7hcsrfl0ck8pugax0dtuxty3c3fspx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36c9283we In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfjaq2ypmezkkhk5xdat3qhx3sgzlzhtzdzssjf4whtzx2xswhzlqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhg6al94j'>nevent1q…l94j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Wish we could just have boring nerds, I miss Harper 2026-10-02T22:49:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqqpzvv9vzm56qm3ad7q7j5tqjpwvk0avlkucjqegx8k2qspn9gpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cay3k02 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyvkjrffnqthmcfrteej4wjmsn7lp8hnwstjmqcl2fprphgms52vgpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3eryvfwvdhk6pg2tep'>nevent1q…2tep</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://relay.utxo.one/0a3852824fed3b235b0d36d7859c427930e6b3672a9683215fa0deeee8e905be.gif"> 2026-10-02T23:18:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqqfnnxsl0jrtcae7vhhzd7zr5xrk4d5nh86kr5xcctap8mvxfcpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cjf2j5v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyc4c9f9ez3u3yj6dmklenlsnfanx8yrhan3wnj8a96pe42ef289qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mq26fun9'>nevent1q…fun9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In Canada it&#39;s oh March eh 2026-10-02T22:37:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqq75n83xfpwee4vwmpljy6v0sdvmlx7dy9ye7pvxcg0z5plt6gpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36c39yy7v Can we return to more wholesome neighborly gestures like this or are we gonna keep being retarded?<br/><a href="https://buffalonews.com/news/local/article_e749c7e7-7aa3-4e17-9eb1-c327b9df5044.html">https://buffalonews.com/news/local/article_e749c7e7-7aa3-4e17-9eb1-c327b9df5044.html</a> 2026-10-02T22:37:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9nxcd62a886u3gygljrextq2trcpazpmeyk9tm47s7eg8t2cspx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cr6yhan In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfd8hlvlgp9f8l85k2dzdwu9sfjmfvecyjgvempqegp33xa2lt4hspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqnnql8q'>nevent1q…ql8q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh March EE 2026-10-02T22:35:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9f6e25hwev4ass84ppa9ul5thun6makz02h2yppksg3dzkw0qpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cngenv4 <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqs9h6uxrgkh7clu49p5fumt98hxpcl6eq5zckt0ukczwmwczaq7qwssl4svq" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Scrotus</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…4svq</span>)</a></span> bruh, thank you! So random lol 😆 2026-10-02T22:08:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqymjk6r6e5h766wlx8lduwcmj32edjevqag0636yp5pjtruv9spx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36ckszeru In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgvuv6a4c4ktudutdjnld5dqt6stzgktaau359ksjfyprd3lluxwspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzw45kceqw30urs'>nevent1q…0urs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I have 2 dgx sparks with 256gb VRAM and 2 3090s with 48gb combined 2026-10-02T21:48:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq8qf5l7e5gn7pjw4vvgwhctzamdv20tc7wgnwdkpfphrh7t6pgpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36ctl4g37 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr7p83cmck7d8aaa6ksannm6gup4tvnjn62s80ae73fxpuj9hv49cprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkjmnzdauqwzs4jq'>nevent1q…s4jq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>128 2026-10-02T21:42:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqqmmwcuw7q4l2dpj824sw0ka3273kcyml3myetgsfdny62eneqpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cqe3s4u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqlwl4xtpypm5p5x6ny07tlwck5f82jexpec2jm3th8s0705telacpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzw45kceqygute2'>nevent1q…ute2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Open offer if you need my GPUs overnight to do such batch processing you can use mine 2026-10-02T21:46:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqqsghl0k2zmdetuv7c2uy4z3et9p6pgj3ldt55rau4pf6r3rhgpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36c4p69nk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8ds0h2ga8u0376dht04yr3salsy7xuzq5aj0z8syv76dgkc3ayuqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejs7xsv6x'>nevent1q…sv6x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Bruh I literally tested the same and was like yep this is good 2026-10-02T21:26:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqxtp0dltz689s640fuz3hy2m0exvgme65hlak85tfh4nsgyuaspx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cds5pxd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq96eu6kgvv7aw8r6neup93hr307ujzkl69g5muask8mumfuyjspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqtlr823'>nevent1q…r823</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Do you just mix all your leftovers and hope for the best or is there a recipe here 2026-10-02T21:21:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqrc80par2p884chxzxtv8cy0wr6mrntvzd6tegapd6dr9we7lcpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cnrjemu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxw5grucessnfsnz0ucrhrqac47uxrtzelnyktdyp79vgr595w0mspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzw45kceqshxaq0'>nevent1q…xaq0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m gonna swap wisp from gify to your service, I hope you can handle 12 more users 2026-10-02T21:17:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqy79rg68y2ypzz7a0k86hz7xa04xqh7rlz09wfh4xm9gf24qmqpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36czmz9ak Nvidia released a 64gb dgx spark for 5k<br/><br/>Don&#39;t buy it, absolutely useless at that price, get 4x rtx 3090s for the same price <br/><br/>Fucking assholes should have released a 512gb version 2026-10-02T21:12:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9jw36ea9tykxem26n23qrmapjhul4t7z0hptmt7j75a67qntqpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cdm4xh6 Love a good pump in the markets, lets me order better Uber eats 2026-10-02T20:58:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq8q4tp5u7t2rsu66g3w6exzl79jgeq5uf095g0vhuf578ypyhspx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cwjs7xd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw4qwpqsnhc7j02r8t0tefm2sy34k3dv7gehj87cytmv5udlzd38gpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzw45kceqkvj62m'>nevent1q…j62m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We all know how you pronounce it 2026-10-02T21:08:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq92qr0mwn6ge745qv8wrx0z40974vavtnejl9p70x8djfz0aggpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36c0rvc27 max verstappen will win his first grand prix this year I can feel it 2026-10-02T16:18:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqxs37kujz5p835av4k8ya8064t7dpr65enlh4n5ulgk8q7l5eqpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36c2rscg8 Apparently Gen z calls dating an older woman &#34;hagmaxxing&#34; 😭 2026-10-02T16:47:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9qmfd5r3s3tk8ak3p2uzyhhdda5mnk6z0f39x5g9x0qzkf7rspx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36csmgjml In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgrg8fawwqu5vtyr62u9fe72v262c0qjp7dy0lg85u05mqmmvqrlspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qljfndh'>nevent1q…fndh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I know how it works, we&#39;ve both been doing it for years without 1111. You grab all the replies anyway to render the reply counts.<br/><br/>Also.<br/><br/> <img src="https://relay.utxo.one/c7f2446ccdba586bdf011b94e2561827eb75563768fdab0d06ec903d1fc5dea4.png"> 2026-10-02T16:00:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqp3nqfrk2pvszxcjpyx8ze8v4xlk7j9g4rqu8g4g4u7jp4w2uqpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36crq2zz5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgrg8fawwqu5vtyr62u9fe72v262c0qjp7dy0lg85u05mqmmvqrlspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qljfndh'>nevent1q…fndh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And I didn&#39;t even need to take a million bucks from aos to do it 2026-10-02T16:00:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqxsjaqcaqpnnz8k2fr0l8c5vsa0x7k2agkmuqgug2tvrvap44gpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36c9xst3r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvtnm5dpy5gflwc59z8tk6uuazqhuyzjkf9wg7ejl9dzedpam75mspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q9eaqwm'>nevent1q…aqwm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>But what about censorship and freedom? 2026-10-02T15:32:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqxy9y3n0lq6vq7n62cgjz48l2kqc7v2yrdg7ulmc2d0pgxj7kqpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cpyztyq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy9usmjk9xmvz25kkyyl7mmr5hggwmz2fsg7m20c65rwusv8td6ccpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q89fh3u'>nevent1q…fh3u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Overwhelm their connection? What are you on about noob. Amy has 20x your users and connects to 400+ relays. But you could do it with 50-60 relays, miss less notes, deliver faster UX and actually promote decentralization. There are many benefits to outbox 2026-10-02T15:51:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqz0xaxwg2fjsgd9e8hh4rxj5sa58vdjdr2h5cqwseqgk79fe5qpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cn0a3hf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstfswwt20y32n8ncqkzv4d7ecdm8vg3klfg6cl26dewq7t9cgw0lspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q0pkdyx'>nevent1q…kdyx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Users don&#39;t wait during a fetch unless client is retarded and waiting for eose 2026-10-02T13:55:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqxj48mq3ak8uf8wclek9qmqvl6770qxnu2ucrjnfr6flg4jpwgpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cajsymu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszgsagdqrj2s4dwmkn2mwtu9ht4xdm28zkpactw0wer2vk0zwdr0spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qv9ya2q'>nevent1q…ya2q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Skill issue bro. Connect to more relays with fewer author tags. AKA OUTBOX 2026-10-02T14:43:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9m36n60ecanw2hczwe23agsa49az4s6fv25prvduah864tmjspx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36ckfkhvl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv6v3vd74vdky0xrfx4cryatzxq2q8ftn0a2fzrjruaj5l0703pugpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qz0lrmk'>nevent1q…lrmk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Users had that forever, how it happens in the background is a dev concern. 2026-10-02T13:43:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq8d70f98tqs9l4mqevtnjue4yvk0gqs838a4wk8qs92q2yqzlspx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36czjhgqu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfwej2lk85t3ghhdv0tf75w6fk5sp9a0p3as5k74rw6l5n66yrzlcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqsavdua'>nevent1q…vdua</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yep that&#39;s what will happen, some clients will and some won&#39;t, and we will just slowly bleed off more users who get frustrated and don&#39;t really understand why their replies are broken. And it circles back to my original note, we don&#39;t give two shits about users here, all about the devs and what they want. 2026-10-02T13:17:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqpedzvzq22xh28zujgh6cenxasqhda7a772e8jtp9cs8tmqx7gpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36c0gq6r3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0v08lzjw80956nzvrmnl5ffch8a00egercry005z6n8hqrv2s6ucpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mq8g8ugf'>nevent1q…8ugf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes nip04 is incredibly broken and there is broad consensus that it&#39;s so, and now we&#39;ve basically given up on dms. And now we are doing the same thing to threads, effectively giving up on all of nostr<br/><br/>Block didn&#39;t even do a real implementation in the end they just made their own custom relay that only works with buzz. It doesn&#39;t interoperate with any other clients. <br/><br/>It won&#39;t become the standard because we will lose the genesis of nostr, you can&#39;t transition out of backwards compatibility, you either just give up the last 5 years of threads or you support two standards or you have a broken ux. Those are the options now.<br/><br/>And for what? All clients grab reply counts to display feeds so we download the exact same amount of data. Literally all downside zero upside. 2026-10-02T13:01:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqx2qzq0j0xm9hazkqqcnhgwxdah97qgnsk6rt6r8222r6j54scpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36c6cqll5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqpnddl293dx96rjcgpsx76aneck2kfqsmqkl4ts2dn9lqpwt4qpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuct60fsk6mewdejhgcd689t'>nevent1q…689t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is pure gas lighting 2026-10-02T12:50:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9e2xjl393fra3f9p6r5aw5tsvz4gcmvfqmp4dms2dkxduwjrqpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cvvaraf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszl5kpccfykeea2wc2599wu69rcagn7dhwq3tnk0h2h34wvc38r6gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mq64yp6n'>nevent1q…yp6n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s not gonna become the standard, we will forever have two standards now. And nothing was broken, unlike nip04 which actually hurt users. Nobody has a popular client, we literally have no users and continue to just die slowly, and this absolute disregard for users and UX by nostr devs is why. 2026-10-02T12:29:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqx2qzq0j0xm9hazkqqcnhgwxdah97qgnsk6rt6r8222r6j54scpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36c6cqll5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqpnddl293dx96rjcgpsx76aneck2kfqsmqkl4ts2dn9lqpwt4qpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuct60fsk6mewdejhgcd689t'>nevent1q…689t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is pure gas lighting 2026-10-02T12:50:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqqqulqr4ualpuxhce5kaklmnltnvlxk594amypae53yxl72sccpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36chtmjkp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs06na6awpvjmkmz72l8lkcyt2v890wadzed06pgsp0szpk2uyv3ngpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mq433jq6'>nevent1q…3jq6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Trade off UX so Vitor and Gleason can jerk each other off with chain zaps and broken threads 🤡 2026-10-02T12:17:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqpuht0dlydqsgag533qqw5vf44syzcepxvjjyz6emqnk0yjqjgpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cqem943 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8y6ar7h4kfpdh2cqx7qtfnw0y3fwvkza7pznjmm28waj8s4tgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q964n5y'>nevent1q…4n5y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No need to involve me in discussions with the mentally ill 2026-10-02T12:18:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq86h7svat4lgvr9dawefcxpu2k68dnzkkhha3y9zjmklg0f7egpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cs0y6z4 We are not serious people and deserve our results<br/> <img src="https://relay.utxo.one/45fd240c32f8f10000e7b896aee5a9bb5a5cb1f2cf8be21844b047c03c00be32.jpg"> 2026-10-02T11:34:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqyfkscd33uugfu00srs7qu99jyhjh72z9fdf2vs4q8jg0xj0vqpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cdw7kzz Hey I know my client doesn&#39;t outbox and just connects to random relays, and so I already miss a bunch of replies<br/><br/>But have no fear<br/><br/>I&#39;ll miss even more replies by implementing a new standard! Then I&#39;ll gaslight you into saying threads didn&#39;t work before 2026-10-02T12:12:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqywstex5curgd30mctldgnl46g40k2fu59kc5rth4earlc0fgqpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cwy8kfq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswyyv29akcsrmwdl0nmwkdj33qjt9xsw44xhvv60m9ddud48zya7sprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuum0weexwm3wvdhju7np3usvcn'>nevent1q…svcn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Nostr.watch 2026-10-02T10:23:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqp67tfnldqeqeasrw2nm4tzggvqcyvxk2fjfm95gcpf949mfyqpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cf7n4qv Good morning ☺️<br/> <img src="https://relay.utxo.one/4627bb922979d341d578fb679ded5488ed4298a2d5f70e1c96ef4d4c6f6f6034.jpg"> 2026-10-02T10:38:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqxja9tkck3qu66a6x5qh7v2fuf53em75cru8kvhl4yk8x2ak6cpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cl8068z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9pcs3l2t8m5y0ap9m5agtrxfjv3q5khewt6w6dzmzyvzh5trqgasprfmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdaksyrzrkp'>nevent1q…zrkp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Buy a cheap VPS and tunnel the local network through it then you&#39;ll have a public endpoint 2026-10-02T02:15:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqz54zpj3rk4n85pza5mphhkqnkvuw2kh9pyjfsxfhqdf48xu8gpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cervfhl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswmd5v6q6x0mzcnxa78ujxqe8zrju3kq9j35pknx8qrlagwv8jsusprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuum0weexwm3wvdhju7npqq36w6'>nevent1q…36w6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://relay.utxo.one/0a455520bd80d6db1b3142bc882a4b6aadcc2535f67a05dc2f3ccf16ec52e738.jpg"> 2026-10-02T10:12:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq9kum53x4sm8x6dtwp2mwz0zpgu8t5pemkxf8su0gnmghenh8qpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36caphv33 Carnivores missing out <br/> <img src="https://relay.utxo.one/71801d66364bba1968b5ae682c0c4b1dd5c1558a2e0786e138acf8b08e72b933.jpg"> 2026-10-01T23:36:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqqpx2ckuhp9xls9mn0yg37yc2m70npjhjth3ejt9xur5rhyfydgpx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cj7d4fk Bro loves sushi <br/> <img src="https://relay.utxo.one/42f377170361f8acc0c1b70782de053e96f12377fa187c82e4eeeff65f26e243.jpg"> 2026-10-01T23:49:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqq8wtsweeuv8sruj3rdfawj3up78dwea5mqzxgus7ffx47wr57spx9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hkummnw36hywnjv4kxz7fww468smewdahx2tm0w46xymmcqgsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cjuvp60 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqqqwc0wf07vlx3g3q3awvm74wp98adzwr9m9l8a35vgknp6ayspzemhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6wfzrwk'>nevent1q…zrwk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Kind 1 2026-10-01T21:40:14Z