Last Notes
Leftovers, heated up in a pan, not a microwave, because I'm not a savage
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It's from NostrArchives.com which connects to a ton of relays and measures how many unique people emitted an event last 10 mins
First impressions, super sexy @nprofile…4lkn - thank you for the dev unit! @nprofile…uc0e 🤌😘🙏
https://relay.utxo.one/a9057dc355e70fd8601f9164d2ab0282a4a005c3ab5dd02449e1be4b7358572c.mp4
Getting a notification about a domain expiry for a project you were excited about for 5 minutes last year while you're currently shopping for domains
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Uncensored GLM5.3 flash :wisp_salute:
I used 2 shallots but I would say like half the weight of the mushrooms, ish, just follow your heart
Do it, so good, I feel amazing right now
Sear steak, build fond
Deglaze with stock, reserve liquid
Sear mushrooms, then add shallots, fry until translucent, add garlic, remove
Add tallow and flour in equal parts (1tbsp each) cook for 3-4 mins on medium
Add milk slowly and whisk
Add back mushrooms
Add Dijon mustard and salt and worshestershire (whatever) to taste
Add whatever fresh herbs you got at the end
POV: you have an older brother who loves slop
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Not all relays support search
Bruh this is next level
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Gonna make a mushroom sauce for this steak, fuck it we ball
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Settings>relays. But they're all dog shit, full of porn and spam. That's why wisp uses mine as a default which I personally moderate
Only listing the successful projects lol
YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST??
Pick NostrArchives relay, you probably don't have search relays configured. I just tested and It worked
Breakfast soon 😁
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It's abandoned, bit off more than I could chew with that one
Are you clicking the notes tab? Give me an example of a query with no results
My nostr projects over the years
WoT Relay - clean public relays
Haven - best personal relay
Rektbot - decentralized schadenfreude
Newsbot - decentralized propaganda
NostrArchives - search, trending & analytics
nspam - AI model to detect spam on nostr
Wisp/Dark Wisp - outbox mobile clients
Hope you enjoy frens, love y'all 😘
Cold af this morning 🥲
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I don't buy this at all, humanity has lived through insane levels of poverty and war and famine and disease and still had kids
NostrArchives.com
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Ladies don't know peak male status is holding your own nsec smh
I didn't lose any, but many hardcore bitcoiners I know personally did with cold cards and lightning nodes
Can't falling fertility rates be easily explains between birth control pills and abortions?
Before 1960 young people just banged and had no choice
You have to be like level 9000 bitcoiner to not lose all your money, who the hell would want a system like this
So over bitcoin, dumb tech, never gonna work, not sure why I keep stacking, probably just a bad habit combined with mild autism
Not even sure if I'm joking or not
https://relay.utxo.one/e8e4db277907d929e8589a52cb2f00920511588cfb779c5bd43758b670cd606d.mp4
Yep, have a terrible sleep the night before and be exhausted af 🥲
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Quite bad, my average is like 6.5 hours
Good morning 🌅
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Anti slop - enjoy 90s kids
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I made this 😊 #foodstr
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Corn beef and cabbage over rice for those bear market days
Ok the skinny Italians would be proud of the extra lean ground beef
Yeah I totally know what both of those are and have very strong opinions
I keep thinking nostr is dead but I have in fact blocked half the network at this point
Making the Italians proud today with a big boy bolognese
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Do you cook with these or are you a peasant
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Pretty wild chart
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Every god damn time "WHAT DID I DO???"
I love the bodycam videos of random people being pulled over for the most minor thing but they are so stupid and defiant they turn it into a 5 year sentence 😭
I am a basic man who likes basic food
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Good morning
Kinda cold this morning, so I will just make fake projects so my GPUs can heat up the house 😊
Tried to zap, something broken, classic lightning/nostr
