Last Notes
Welcome back, we’ve all been waiting for you.
Someone (or something) still has to input the text for there to be an image description.
Each update could be posted using a different long form client to showcase how many different ones there are now.
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You’ve gotta come back with me!
Back to the future! 🔥
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Here’s were I disagree with this. Not every disability is a 100% loss of a sense or input. Should someone with low vision be forced to only use a text-to-speech app when simply having a few words to describe an image would make all the difference?
Besides, the descriptions need to be added at the time the image is uploaded so they’re included in the post metadata, and for that you need the alt text input field to be available in the client in the first place.
We’ve looked into it, but there are some major challenges with that. It’s not a very high priority at the moment.
And only the ones with perfect vision in their northern European blue eyes.
I like likes.
I like zaps.
I like having a thousand different reaction emojis.
I don’t care much for zaps outside of Lightning.
But if others want those, they should have them too.
You can’t tell anyone else what they can’t do here.
That’s the entire point.
It’s a triumph when he makes it through a full day without shitting his pants in public.
Trial and error, unfortunately. Many wallets need you to reserve around 3% for fees, because they can’t calculate exactly how much that will be until the transaction executes. Depending on how much you want to move, it might help to batch it, and be prepared to leave a small amount behind.
Well, first you need a client that can read and write image alt tags. And there sure ain’t many.
Might fuck around and put a loaded Cashu token in some alt text soon and see how long it takes to get claimed.
I’m going to publish a breakdown chart of the most and least accessible popular Nostr clients in a couple of weeks.
Making technology work for blind people is “woke”? What a stupid fucking attitude. Anyone could end up permanently disabled tomorrow. This is why the rest of the world thinks bitcoiners have their heads up their asses. And they’re not wrong.
How many Nostr clients have implemented accessibility features for people with disabilities — such as image alt text for the visually impaired — in the three years since this post? If not, why not? I thought we wanted to #grownostr and onboard the world.
@npub1xxd…kt7a just added it today using NIP 92 media attachments metadata (imeta) tags. It’s live on the web, and rolling out to Android and the upcoming iOS TestFlight over the next few days.
This image has alt text. If you can’t see it in your client, consider submitting a feature request to support it. There’s no excuse for Nostr to be so far behind every other major platform and protocol in this area. We already have the tools to build it.
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That word has no definition or pronunciation where I come from.
You guys could have called it literally anything. Even Magic Moose cheese. It doesn’t matter that it’s not from a moose. Canada had full creative license, and completely dropped the ball.
They don’t call it American cheese in Canadia, do they?
Pizza Bone is my new band name.
Only took you two weeks to change your tune.
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That always makes it faster, as everyone knows.
Oh hi, @npub1xxd…kt7a iOS. 🖖
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I refuse to use them anymore. Got so tired of asking for it. Now I just build my own.
Does Bernie Sanders at least still get to throw people in jail for 20 years?
I’m just going to make a full-page composer now, because why not?
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I am a case study in failure.
Ooh, I hope it’s another one full of mandatory KYC requirements to be handled by a public-private joint venture of predictable entities with a decades-long track record of data breaches.
You're seeing the old app we stopped working on.
We'll release the new one soon.
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Happy Sunday. The bottom is in. ☕️
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I know what magnets are.
I guess that makes me nobody.
I just want to say that even though we’re a small bunch, there sure are a lot of smart, talented, and creative motherfuckers among us.
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Don’t forget that.
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I think some of you are really going to like this new @npub1car…f0dd feature… 👀
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She would always be welcome.
Literally the first post when I opened it.
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Now that I can see what people are deleting, all I can say is that some of y’all seem like pretty sick fucks.
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Canadians don’t qualify either. You’re basically second class New Yorkers.
I have not deleted my Nostr today.
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It’s a work of art, though.
The 60" version is $25K. (Way too big for where I live…)
Some people want Lambos. I just want a Thermador. You can’t cook dinner for your family in a sports car.
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When you have a two digit IQ, every type of intelligence seems superior.
You are correct, he ran a porn website. His claim to fame was getting Roger Ver to rage quit an interview. Now he takes gobs of money from Tether and builds useless products nobody cares about, and thinks insulting people is the same thing as brand marketing.
That's one of the cheap models! If I want anything larger I’ll need to renovate my enitre kitchen. And if I do that, there will also be signs.
“There will be signs…“
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Somewhere in my brain, lunch sill costs $5. Somehow during my adulthood it became $25. Does that mean my kids will pay $125 when they’re adults? This seems pretty unsustainable.
Yes, we got the same deal we had 75 years ago, only more BIGLY.
They have maybe 3 halfway-decent songs. And now I still have a whole fucking album I didn’t buy that Apple made me download, that I still haven’t been able to completely delete after twelve years.
Billing the client for the hours you’re playing World of Warcraft while waiting for your Claude session limit to reset.
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I spent way too much time staring at this album cover in my parents’ collection as a kid.
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