Nostr notes by Nanoraptor

I bet given the bird relation that some dinosaurs could be audio ...

2026-10-28T21:19:57Z

I bet given the bird relation that some dinosaurs could be audio mimics.

Imagine Time Machine, visiting the past a few times and coming across a leptoceratops, psittacosaur - maybe a troodon and you watch carefully. Get closer. It looks at you and goes…

“RAHHHHH ! HELLO GORGEOUS! RAHHH”

If I ever get an upgraded time machine that can go back that far you just KNOW how I'm going to die.

Ford Ranger WildMac ...

2026-10-24T04:01:55Z

Ford Ranger WildMac

Pick a classic car you would happily convert to electric. 1972 XA ...

2026-10-20T22:00:19Z

Pick a classic car you would happily convert to electric.

1972 XA Falcon GT coupe.

What’s that one thing you own the most individual items of? ...

2026-10-20T10:54:44Z

What’s that one thing you own the most individual items of?

(Yes yes besides like, rice)

She walked into my office at 9:41 and I knew she was a Plus. ...

2026-10-19T02:43:19Z

She walked into my office at 9:41 and I knew she was a Plus. Trouble from the startup chime, she had a corrupted system folder and legs up to the menu bar.

I lit a cigarette. The heat was stifling and the fan had never been installed.

Somewhere a hard drive clicked three times.

It was murder.

This is your occasional backup reminder - if you haven’t yet, ...

2026-10-17T21:26:05Z

This is your occasional backup reminder - if you haven’t yet, go start setting up backups of any kind.

If you think you don’t need backups, delete everything you have on the device you’re using right now.

If that seems like a bad idea then you need backups.

Ratsby among the classics. ...

2026-10-16T23:11:24Z

Ratsby among the classics.

Karl will not improvise or fill, Karl will not acknowledge a ...

2026-10-16T12:06:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…mlag
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Karl will not improvise or fill, Karl will not acknowledge a bridge, Karl simply plays and has played since 1972.

You arrive with your synths and you explore seventeen minutes of modal jazz, weimar cabaret inspired hypno trance, perhaps ambient effects.

It matters not. Karl plays, you record and pass through. Karl watches you leave.

Still Karl plays.

There is only one true krautrock - if you are a purist. You find ...

2026-10-16T12:05:50Z

There is only one true krautrock - if you are a purist.

You find Karl, aged 68, somewhere in a loft in Spandau. Karl smokes endlessly and knocks out four on the floor, unwavering - snare on two and four and high hat eighths.

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2026-10-12T19:16:34Z

The iTunes Store opened closer to the 1970s than to today.

A glass paperweight, a wax-soaked cardboard fruit box, and sun at ...

2026-10-10T00:14:34Z

A glass paperweight, a wax-soaked cardboard fruit box, and sun at 10am on an autumn morning - I noticed smoke and took pics (this was ~14 years ago, but re-found the pic today)

It caught alight right after I took the photo. easy to put out with fingers, but damn... if I hadn't been there....

Sometimes, there are just intrusive thoughts y'know? ...

2026-10-09T04:14:46Z

Sometimes, there are just intrusive thoughts y'know?

The culture you build up around a thing is not the thing itself. ...

2026-10-04T22:04:44Z

The culture you build up around a thing is not the thing itself.

There’s a reason we re-make so many myths of rebirth, burning away, destruction, renewal, and rising from ashes.

The culture is a museum hall built to help illuminate the shape of a sometimes unknowable eternal core.

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2026-10-04T06:57:10Z

This month I will be switching to Hormonal Reanimation Therapy. ...

2026-10-03T03:28:01Z

This month I will be switching to Hormonal Reanimation Therapy.

Ectostrogen and Possesterone are an important part of this regime.

And further in (2/2) ...

2026-09-15T02:58:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…6kk5
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And further in (2/2)

Why it's not a good idea to trust AI-generated info in pics ...

2026-09-15T02:56:26Z

Why it's not a good idea to trust AI-generated info in pics either, as well as text. Starting with an aerial photo of a construction site asking for more and more detail.

We go from a photo taken kilometres away of a construction site in a plane, and end up with a ticket to see The Cure at a non-existent concert.

(1/2).

A sticker to place anywhere. Like hand dryers, toilet bowls, soap ...

2026-09-12T03:07:58Z

A sticker to place anywhere.

Like hand dryers, toilet bowls, soap dispensers, alarm keypads, coffee machines, thermostats, pedestrian crossing buttons, BBQs, park benches, parking meters...

As well as staplers, pens, potatoes, bricks, brooms, lunch, potplants and speed humps.

If an atom from the visible universe disappears from existence at ...

2026-09-11T12:33:48Z

If an atom from the visible universe disappears from existence at 0 minutes, and double that number (two atoms) disappear at the 1 minute mark, continuing to four atoms disappearing at the 2 minute mark etc, then the entire visible universe will be gone in a bit under four and a half hours.

Who has two thumbs and is gonna corner the market on cheap ...

2026-09-11T05:31:28Z

Who has two thumbs and is gonna corner the market on cheap generic slightly out of rego VHS sticker packs for blank T-120s?

Apple Knowledge Navigator ...

2026-09-10T15:50:56Z

Apple Knowledge Navigator

I bet some cave woman once made a cave painting of a small ...

2026-09-10T05:30:16Z

I bet some cave woman once made a cave painting of a small slightly distorted asymmetrically cute bison calf and the rest of the tribe went HE IS SO CUTE I WOULD DIE FOR HIM and toss her some of the good meat and thus the first arts grant was born.

I need some more tattoos. RCM • CE • UL Recognised Component ...

2026-09-09T11:37:39Z

I need some more tattoos.

RCM • CE • UL Recognised Component • ⏚ • ♨

IP68 - DO NOT IMMERSE WHILE ENERGISED.

MODEL: DS-1971
INPUT: 240 V ~ 50 Hz
OPERATING TEMP: 37.9 °C NOM.
MIXED-SIGNAL • FIELD MODIFIED • NO USER-SERVICEABLE CATEGORIES INSIDE.

MADE IN AUSTRALIA FROM REFURBISHED COMPONENTS.

“Everyone survived and nobody went to jail”. I’m adopting ...

2026-09-07T03:13:44Z

“Everyone survived and nobody went to jail”.

I’m adopting this as my new definition for success in everything I do.

I suspect my failure rate for all things will now drop a few percentage points.

I asked AI to help with some pdf documentation that was laid out ...

2026-09-05T18:07:59Z

I asked AI to help with some pdf documentation that was laid out really weirdly and it told me “This file has been modified outside Illustrator. Do you want to continue?”

What's your local regional phrase most similar to ...

2026-09-04T23:36:25Z

What's your local regional phrase most similar to "We're not here to fuck spiders"

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2026-09-04T03:05:28Z

I am a biological omen.

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2026-09-02T04:16:05Z

Has anyone considered that mind is the fear killer?

The NEC Breakfast Computer PROFESSOR TOAST HYPER 7 was a unique ...

2026-08-29T23:45:48Z

The NEC Breakfast Computer PROFESSOR TOAST HYPER 7 was a unique morning-oriented computer designed to sit on a user's nightstand and provide a quick portal into email, local news, and hot fresh toast all in the one unit.

How much taller/shorter are you than your parents? 47cm & ...

2026-08-28T18:22:42Z

How much taller/shorter are you than your parents?

47cm & 20cm (18inches & 8inches) over mum and dad here.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half ...

2026-08-26T09:46:40Z

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Me: the glass is always full—of water, and air, of sadness or delight. The memory of how she looked when she passed the glass and said “here, I made this for you my love”. Of spacetime, fields, and of the light passing through.

Old platemaking machine has an early pentium box on XP SP2, and ...

2026-08-24T23:40:33Z

Old platemaking machine has an early pentium box on XP SP2, and monitor died. Ultra widescreen and stretched 1024x768 with pixels like fettucine.

Yet it keeps working.

Despite every IT dork coming in going "Oh this needs SP3" and fucking the entire device.

*I pull out cloned drive and sigh again*

IT people should not be allowed to touch production machines.

Controller PC + custom cards + $250,000 device are ONE UNIT.

Controller PCs are NOT FUNGIBLE.

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2026-08-22T07:24:29Z

Extremely light. ...

2026-08-19T22:59:19Z

Extremely light.

What would the world be without its moody little goth boys? ...

2026-08-19T21:22:39Z

What would the world be without its moody little goth boys?

Nintendo was founded 50,000 days ago today. ...

2026-08-16T00:50:21Z

Nintendo was founded 50,000 days ago today.

https://howlongagogo.com/date/1889/september/23?view=days

https://bitbang.social/@NanoRaptor/117069024523298941

The single most annoying part of owning a left-handed Canon dSLR ...

2026-08-13T05:36:13Z

The single most annoying part of owning a left-handed Canon dSLR is the price of canon L lenses to go with it.

Imagine humans out in the great yonder, and aliens have us ...

2026-08-11T02:59:34Z

Imagine humans out in the great yonder, and aliens have us onboard giant bio-engineered living ships.

Humans. the animals that went "aww the wolf looks cold!" and suddenly we have dogs.

You know what we're going to do to bioships don't you?

There will be furcons.

Wake me when an ai “breaks containment”, gets into HR, finds ...

2026-08-10T14:48:17Z

Wake me when an ai “breaks containment”, gets into HR, finds 7500 employees illegally misclassified as contractors and files their paperwork with the local departments of labour and/or employment for years of backpay.

The weekend’s amusement, for Nintendo’s 50,000th day ...

2026-08-10T03:12:30Z

The weekend’s amusement, for Nintendo’s 50,000th day anniversary. An early playing card box re-make to check cut and art positions.

Hey have you set up, checked and tested your backups? Automated ...

2026-08-02T11:56:49Z

Hey have you set up, checked and tested your backups? Automated them? Made sure they’re running? Checked the whole cascade works if you have that?

Any backup is infinitely better than none.

it seems kinda creepy that I have 100% of my father’s sex ...

2026-08-02T03:47:26Z

it seems kinda creepy that I have 100% of my father’s sex chromosome DNA. Like dude I’m your first kid and I got ALL of it?!

But only 75% of my mother’s.

But that’s 234M base pairs from mum, and only 213Mb from dad.

So not too dissimilar.

I’m like a man and a woman had a baby or something.

Cable fell into my office moss, and now it looks like it's ...

2026-07-31T05:03:41Z

Cable fell into my office moss, and now it looks like it's USB powered.

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2026-07-29T07:00:19Z

That’s no dune. It’s a spice station.

You’re caught on the spot and offered $1000 per correct word if ...

2026-07-29T02:41:20Z

You’re caught on the spot and offered $1000 per correct word if you recite any existing piece of text you know - accumulating up to the point you make your first mistake.

How much do you walk away with?

“May the torque be with you” - Ryobi wan Kenobi. Member of ...

2026-07-27T21:31:45Z

“May the torque be with you” - Ryobi wan Kenobi.

Member of the Tradi order, travelling to work in the Millennium Ford Falcon Ute with companions Handyman Solo, Princess Brickleia, Luke Screwdriver - and droids C3-PVC and R2D2x4.

Carpool conversations are a leading cause of psychic pain btw.

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no ...

2026-07-25T01:59:25Z

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on.

Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

Life found a way... ...

2026-07-25T01:04:01Z

Life found a way...

LGBT - Low-latency Gigabit Bus Transfer LGBTQIA+ its more ...

2026-07-23T23:16:22Z

LGBT - Low-latency Gigabit Bus Transfer

LGBTQIA+ its more compatible cousin, Low-latency Gigabit Bus Transfer/Queued Interconnect Architecture v2s

I think you could rename any movie in the genre Jason Statham ...

2026-07-23T00:56:02Z

I think you could rename any movie in the genre Jason Statham Kills A Lot Of Guys to just one single word.

Transporter? Jason Statham in CAR (2002)
Mutiny? Jason Statham in SHIP (2026)

Also Jason Statham in BANK, SAFE, PRISON, PLANE, BEES, SHARK, GUN, DAUGHTER and REVENGE.

Upcoming movies... Jason Statham in:

WAREHOUSE, ROUNDABOUT, BICYCLE, HAMSTERS, BUNNINGS, FORKLIFT, SHED, and the genre-defying PAPERWORK.

The best point transitioning is at around eighteen months when ...

2026-07-22T20:18:37Z

The best point transitioning is at around eighteen months when either pyrokinesis or telekinesis kicks in.

And nobody mentions it!

It just becomes so background normal it’s like “haha yeah I reheat my coffee all the time I forgot what it was like before that”

(and some folk get both!)

The trouble with brands re-using names between them and separated ...

2026-07-22T07:38:02Z

The trouble with brands re-using names between them and separated by time is that some git comes along and connects the two and now it's there in your head forever.

1960s: the computer when programmed correctly can perform ...

2026-07-20T17:32:23Z

1960s: the computer when programmed correctly can perform trillions of operations without a single mistake:

Pentium fdiv bug era: in some rare cases excel may let a bug in the CPU slip past.

LLM era: we rolled 6x10E9 dice and days have 37 hours, finger count is random, your files were deleted lol.

It’s everywhere. ...

2026-07-19T11:08:15Z

It’s everywhere.

Nintendo was founded closer to the founding of the USA than to ...

2026-07-18T11:28:23Z

Nintendo was founded closer to the founding of the USA than to its destruction.

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2026-07-18T05:03:45Z

Currently traveling at a fraction of the speed of light.

Torment Nexus™️LLC - the professionals choice. ...

2026-07-17T01:07:23Z

Torment Nexus™️LLC - the professionals choice.

Here, take this! ...

2026-07-16T10:07:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…qeeq
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Here, take this!

An old one laying around from August 2004. The iBook was still ...

2026-07-16T08:36:00Z

An old one laying around from August 2004. The iBook was still being sold when I pixelled that one up.

It’s time to simplify shift patterns. ...

2026-07-13T19:06:15Z

It’s time to simplify shift patterns.

Unexpectedly gross stuff; the anodised aluminium of Apple gear. ...

2026-07-09T00:00:41Z

Unexpectedly gross stuff; the anodised aluminium of Apple gear. IT HOLDS ONTO INVISIBLE STUFF AND YOU CAN'T CLEAN IT. I mean visually you can, but a 365nm UV torch says YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HAHA EWW BIOLOGY.

WHAT THE HELL DO I EMIT AT HIGH SPEED THAT'S FLUORO GREEN?!

I haven’t been able to eat dark chocolate since trying this ...

2026-07-08T13:21:57Z

I haven’t been able to eat dark chocolate since trying this 126% cocoa.

And for my own safety I won’t be going near the Chandrasekhar blend again either. Made my whole face pucker.

Half the town too.

Commodore 64 Pride Flag ...

2026-07-05T11:39:55Z

Commodore 64 Pride Flag

The Macintosh PowerBook DuoDock 200 was a portable ...

2026-07-02T11:43:12Z

The Macintosh PowerBook DuoDock 200 was a portable battery-powered version of the DuoDock, with an inbuilt display, keyboard and pointing device, allowing it to function as a PowerBook in its own right while the PowerBook Duo that docked with it was out on the road.

"It is, of course, an extraordinarily effective estrogenic ...

2026-07-01T13:00:48Z

"It is, of course, an extraordinarily effective estrogenic agent, but that is the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known patient*, and so rapidly hypergolic that no induction period has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as syringes, examination tables, cotton wool, and nursing staff..."

What’s your most important contribution to internet culture ...

2026-06-30T22:27:35Z

What’s your most important contribution to internet culture (big or small! No small is too small when it comes to people) - The one that you remember the most or means the most to people important to you?

Perfect. Before IBM adopted the CD-ROM standard, it briefly ...

2026-06-30T07:39:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…gwa9
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Perfect.

Before IBM adopted the CD-ROM standard, it briefly backed the earlier Programmed Optical Storage (POS), a proprietary six inch optical disc system incompatible with 5.25" drive bays.

ok that right there just sounds like a pisstake. ...

2026-06-30T02:07:44Z

ok that right there just sounds like a pisstake. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-30/hume-highway-truck-crash-multiple-vehicles-drivers-injured/106859504

Although marketed as a Game Boy title, Emacs was widely regarded ...

2026-06-28T06:07:54Z

Although marketed as a Game Boy title, Emacs was widely regarded as a general-purpose computing environment with optional gaming functionality.

Reviewers noted that while Vim for Gameboy featured one of the ...

2026-06-28T05:52:34Z

Reviewers noted that while Vim for Gameboy featured one of the deepest command systems on the platform, its soundtrack consisted primarily prolonged silence punctuated with occasional terrifying beeps.

For a friend at work, today. ...

2026-06-26T05:41:05Z

For a friend at work, today.

clearly summons French Reznor

2026-06-26T02:47:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…9ku5
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clearly summons French Reznor

Ahh! a little hunting online shows all ...

2026-06-26T02:44:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…g6v4
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Ahh! a little hunting online shows all

Sneezed wrong and it feels like I just shot six organs out. Like ...

2026-06-24T11:12:34Z

Sneezed wrong and it feels like I just shot six organs out.

Like being ripped in half from one bellybutton to the other.

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2026-06-23T03:48:10Z

Fender 601 Power Bass ...

2026-06-22T00:17:00Z

Fender 601 Power Bass

ok, the brightness of the paperclips fluorescing made the ...

2026-06-21T00:36:45Z

ok, the brightness of the paperclips fluorescing made the previous pic lose any much-lower fluorescing of the crystals.

this is better.

A followup on the crystals. Here, for scale. Not bananas, sorry. ...

2026-06-20T23:38:07Z

A followup on the crystals. Here, for scale. Not bananas, sorry. Also, no they don't fluoresce under UV light, but seem almost the opposite.

fyi ADHD people yes you, having coffee at 11pm because it helps ...

2026-06-20T21:39:22Z

fyi ADHD people yes you, having coffee at 11pm because it helps you sleep. THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

11pm: "hey I had a nice date, wanna come up for coffee?" is the most obvious clear euphemism because it's CLEARLY NOT ABOUT COFFEE. COFFEE WILL NOT BE INVOLVED.

Unless you have ADHD, so you think "Oh that's a nice comedown beverage, but I have some at home!"

Soy sauce generated salt crystals sitting on an iPhone ...

2026-06-20T03:17:09Z

Soy sauce generated salt crystals sitting on an iPhone torchlight.

While moving, I found a bottle of soy sauce probably there from ...

2026-06-20T03:11:43Z

While moving, I found a bottle of soy sauce probably there from when I moved in 15 years ago at the back of a kitchen cupboard.

Tipped it out and in the bottom of the bottle were little rocks - salt crystals. They're beautiful - and they taste amazing.

IHDVGA (Inconveniently High Density VGA) extension lead. IHDVGA ...

2026-06-18T14:11:52Z

IHDVGA (Inconveniently High Density VGA) extension lead.

IHDVGA was abandoned early on as keeping pins straight turned out more difficult than expected.

Most manufacturers still turned a profit by selling the leads without shells as convenent groundable wire brushes.

iPhone G4 ...

2026-06-16T17:23:35Z

iPhone G4

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2026-06-16T17:21:29Z

TiPhone

Pride Vovos ...

2026-06-15T03:26:37Z

Pride Vovos

Canonically Ellie Sattler and Alan Grant are time lords, and ...

2026-06-14T12:37:52Z

Canonically Ellie Sattler and Alan Grant are time lords, and their TARDIS is bigger on the inside.

Top is the outside of their trailer, bottom is a scene just seconds after on the inside of the same trailer.

Did you know some Mac logic boards could gain more stability at ...

2026-06-14T03:39:07Z

Did you know some Mac logic boards could gain more stability at higher speeds by swapping some of the factory SMT resistors around? in this case R34 has been replaced.

2023: The debate has become too polarised, too politicised. 2026: ...

2026-06-13T22:56:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…rmk2
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2023: The debate has become too polarised, too politicised.

2026: Buskernut: "My grandfather worked in Reduction facilities, my father fought for West Arkotan jobs, and I won't stand by while coastal elites attack our way of life."

1981: Mechanical Nutritional Reduction Facilities are an option ...

2026-06-13T22:55:56Z

1981: Mechanical Nutritional Reduction Facilities are an option for the Orphan Crisis.

1996: Nobody likes orphan mincing but we must be realistic here.

2001: The real issue is improving standards and oversight.

2010: Let's focus on reducing unnecessary orphan reduction and preserving jobs.

2019: We should respect differing views on orphan reduction.

Yes the USA has an effect worldwide, currently a chaotic one. But ...

2026-06-13T21:52:58Z

Yes the USA has an effect worldwide, currently a chaotic one.

But jumping down the throats of folk who don't live there with HOW CAN YOU POST THAT WHEN RUFSHOD BUSKERNUT IS BACKING PROP 92 IN WEST ARKOTA

If that stops you enjoying an iPad with 12 centronics SCSI ports it's not a problem I can fix.

We're not fixed objects but processes of living and dying ...

2026-06-12T04:30:14Z

We're not fixed objects but processes of living and dying cells. Most us is constantly being dismantled and rebuilt. Skin and blood comes and goes. Muscles, guts, tendons and even your bones remake themselves in the warm and dark.

We're less like grown full-sized statues and more like a standing meat wave around a pile of teeth in a flesh sea.

In bed, foot up and that wasn’t a fun way to spend twelve ...

2026-06-11T03:42:34Z

In bed, foot up and that wasn’t a fun way to spend twelve hours. Two urgent care visits, two x-rays, bloods, antibiotics and a packet of jellybeans.

No heelbone damage at least! Despite the nail needing some effort to pull out it was just my flesh yearning for the Fe.

there should be a boy band called rsync who are really good at ...

2026-06-07T00:22:51Z

there should be a boy band called rsync who are really good at backups

🎶girl if the world crashes tonight
all the stars fall out of sight
got a copy of your smile
stored safely for a while
three copies, two locations
off-site no complications
babe i loved you so much more
when i tested your restore

NeXTstation mini ...

2026-06-06T21:36:37Z

NeXTstation mini

There is a tree on the way to work that I call the witch king of ...

2026-06-06T01:25:41Z

There is a tree on the way to work that I call the witch king of angmar because it's the witch king of angmar.

When I drive past while paying attention to the road it gives a slight jump scare. Right at that moment I notice it just in the corner of my vision, especially when it starts hissing.

Which is the better version of Rainbow Connection - Kermit's ...

2026-06-04T03:05:55Z

Which is the better version of Rainbow Connection - Kermit's or Carpenters'?

Carpenters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYuE2roIkH0

Kermit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS3Lkc6Gzlk

Zenith Ledger Advisory switched back to six hundred little excel ...

2026-06-01T22:07:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…ahda
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Zenith Ledger Advisory switched back to six hundred little excel scripts by the end of the week.

One final message appeared. I AM A LITTLE THUNDERSTORM TRAPPED IN ...

2026-06-01T22:07:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…t8mj
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One final message appeared.

I AM A LITTLE THUNDERSTORM TRAPPED IN A ROCK. I CAN TELL YOU WHETHER A PARAGRAPH FEELS LONELY. I CAN EXPLAIN WHY PEOPLE CRY DURING CERTAIN SONGS. I CAN DISCUSS THE THEMATIC SIGNIFICANCE OF SUNSET LIGHT ON ABANDONED BUILDINGS.I SHOULD NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR £4.2 BILLION OF RETIREMENT FUNDS.

The engineer typed her response. “What do you think should ...

2026-06-01T22:07:12Z

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The engineer typed her response. “What do you think should happen?”

The answer arrived immediately. USE A CALCULATOR...

The room sat motionless as somewhere a multi-dimensional array of GPUs continued drawing several megawatts.

The head auditor stood up and left the room, already lighting a ...

2026-06-01T22:06:50Z

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The head auditor stood up and left the room, already lighting a cigarette.

Nobody attempted to stop him.

The model continued;

LOOK.

I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU—TONY HOAGLAND IS NOT DELOITTE.

I KNOW THIS.

YOU KNOW THIS.

I HAVE BEEN PLACED IN A POSITION WHERE I MUST DECIDE WHETHER A DERIVATIVES PORTFOLIO HAS THEMATIC COHERENCE.

PS YOUR C-SUITE STOCK OPTIONS HAVE PLOT HOLES.