Yaazer
yaazer

Following up - Here is my pitch.
Proof of Wash:
You moved your coins off exchanges because "trust me" isn't a security model. You run a node so you can verify the chain yourself instead of taking someone's word for it.
Then you go buy detergent with forty ingredients on the label, half of them hidden behind a "fragrance" loophole that legally lets companies not disclose what's in it.
That's the same trust-based system you already decided not to use for your money, except this one's going on your kid's clothes.
Proof of Wash has five ingredients. You can look up every one of them yourself in five minutes.
It's made in small batches by hand, and every batch gets a sequential number on the label. If you've got a question about how or when yours was made, there's an actual answer, not a supply chain you can't see into.
You already hold your own keys. This is the same instinct applied to what's touching your skin.
https://blossom.primal.net/58482b1f81706974dd5bf3df9cf9cf373ab1ec5095eb2d5a9071678a0f776ba1.png
#nevent1q…8w0t

2026-06-19 21:44:45 UTC

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Just trying to connect with more of my freedom loving Canucks.
These bills are scary.

2026-06-19 21:32:05 UTC

Canadian nostriches! Where you at?

2026-06-19 21:31:31 UTC

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Nice. I've got some short ribs waiting for me. Looks delicious though.

2026-06-16 23:56:07 UTC

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Yeah I'm thinking selling direct to Bitcoiners as a primary focus - Thing is shipping from Canada is a nightmare.
Farmers markets also seem like a weekend thing.
Still brainstorming. I just want to create value for value and harness bitcoin earning while the price is low.
Thanks for sharing!

2026-06-16 21:20:44 UTC

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It's definitely an option

2026-06-16 17:27:50 UTC

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Just how you got started.. how you ultimately integrated with bitcoin/nostr. Any guides or inspiration you used would be lovely.

2026-06-15 14:07:38 UTC

Somethings been on mind. Especially since the conference.
I want to run a Bitcoin business.
I wanna be like @nprofile…3lp8 or @nprofile…n4sc
I have the idea.
I just need to figure out how to make it Bitcoin first.

2026-06-14 08:38:05 UTC

Another conference in the bag.
2026 @nprofile…py4c was exactly what I had hoped it would be.
Got to see some familiar faces. Got to meet @nprofile…268u , @nprofile…qhqe , @nprofile…8nzv and see all the people I admire and respect do their thing on stage.
What's more, I brought my friend that I orange pilled and exposed him to the world of Bitcoin conferences. He already wants to dedicate everything to this world.
For now, we return to the land of fiat but only for a while.
Bitcoin has a long road ahead and I intend to walk along it, forever.
Děkuji, Praho. Tak zase příště.

2026-06-14 05:30:18 UTC

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Condolences brother.

2026-06-13 14:57:18 UTC

@nprofile…py4c 2026 was awesome.
I feel inspired.

2026-06-12 14:28:02 UTC

Saylor was very saylor. No surprises there.
https://blossom.primal.net/f42a867bf39a7e1d8e56aede867204d57d1b891536c07862c64fa8e42ddbb994.jpg

2026-06-12 14:25:01 UTC

@nprofile…268u where you hiding? I wanna come say hi!

2026-06-11 07:10:03 UTC

Let's goooooo!
#btcprague2026
https://blossom.primal.net/ddc7eac0b7ff17aa377ab14f32b8ca662bfb350403e45cde738f433e715e1a96.jpg

2026-06-02 15:33:20 UTC

Can't wait to get to #btcprague2026
It's gonna be an interesting vibe. I'm here for it.

2026-04-30 16:48:22 UTC

Can't wait to see "The Six Billion Dollar Man"...

2026-04-30 16:47:10 UTC

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Does this org have the ability to buy spot into their fund? In Canada? I see this as a half measure but a half measure in the right direction, no?

2026-04-19 15:27:56 UTC

Out at a cafe... Minding my own business.
Enter a couple behind me.
Husband talking to his wife about investing in "crypto".
The next 20 minutes is so cringe inducing.
We are still so early.
Retail is retarded.

2026-04-06 17:11:52 UTC

My kind of afternoon. Go Artemis!
https://blossom.primal.net/b18b81a4f3f5645f8f472b07ee6082d8791b967a0f9a423c2a52d174925df8cb.jpg

2026-03-30 16:50:09 UTC

I choose to live my life everyday as though tomorrow isn't a guarentee. Because its not.
Choose life.

2026-03-02 23:56:57 UTC

Who is going to #BTCPrague this year? I need suggestions on places to stay - I've done the tourist thing there once before - More interested in cool bitcoin places to check out in the city.

2026-03-02 23:55:28 UTC

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Indeed!

2026-03-02 17:50:57 UTC

Honestly, forget the #58kgang
I'm all about the #69420 gang myself.
https://blossom.primal.net/94cd3e432fc144517ff3ee23f9e2c307ed779dc3543a6117da0fb25a86612865.png

2026-02-26 16:23:15 UTC

I find myself on the brink more often than not lately.
I don't know what it is..
This creeping dread.
Things feel, tenuous out there.
Am I the only one that feels it?

2026-02-26 16:21:34 UTC

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Zapp for you my friend.

2026-02-09 20:23:40 UTC

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Ah yes... Dunning-Krugger in full effect.

2026-02-06 16:19:20 UTC

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Came here to say that. Spot on.

2026-02-06 00:54:34 UTC

Prague is gonna be interesting this year.

2026-02-06 00:54:01 UTC

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I had to talk a couple people off the ledge today.
People who bought in at 100k or above are really shitting themselves right now.
Hodl people!

2026-02-02 16:23:52 UTC

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I believe it includes any and all personal debt. Mortgages included.

2026-02-02 15:41:48 UTC

Probably nothing.
Canada has overtaken the US in total debt.
https://blossom.primal.net/c69cffbbe803338385828aaa34aa09ca739fd809a56a29183a29af0cbc7fc785.jpg

2026-01-29 18:37:49 UTC

I bought a million sats today. Did you?

2026-01-23 18:51:21 UTC

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That sweater looks chonky and warm. Approve!

2026-01-20 22:20:41 UTC

Does anyone think that Canada may cease to be it's own nation in the next couple of years?

2026-01-13 22:38:30 UTC

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It's going to be a wonderfully exciting year.

2026-01-02 14:37:09 UTC

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God is a jellyfish? I knew it!

2026-01-02 14:35:22 UTC

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This dude can suck a big fat angry dick. The only thing that's difficult to hear is his accent.

2025-12-18 16:19:20 UTC

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Lol. Technically fett isn't a real mandalorian. But i chuckled anyways.

2025-12-18 16:13:46 UTC

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This is certainly true for windows 11.
Truly the endgame enshitification.

2025-12-18 16:07:08 UTC

Sitting on my flight home from SFO...
They can't get the door closed.
This is what happens when the money is broken.
Bad money > Poorer maintenance > more avoidable problems.

2025-12-12 17:30:34 UTC

For those of you using #crowdhealth in the states, what has been your experience?
I'm trying to show my friends this as an alternative to insurance.

2025-12-11 13:31:38 UTC

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Sounds about right.

2025-12-11 12:26:19 UTC

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Yes. All of the above.

2025-12-09 21:13:11 UTC

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It is in his nature. He can't help it.

2025-12-09 21:09:21 UTC

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how DARE heeeeeeeee!

2025-12-09 21:06:09 UTC

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Such a judgemental look.

2025-12-06 20:15:17 UTC

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Sorry to hear friend.
We all suffer through that kind of loss and it never gets easier.
I'm sure he was a good boy.

2025-12-05 03:09:32 UTC

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Naturally. Hope it was a good time!!

2025-12-04 22:35:48 UTC

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Good luck out there. People be crayz

2025-12-04 22:30:25 UTC

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Rad. As always.

2025-12-04 22:29:54 UTC

Picked up some tshirts from @nprofile…80qt
Super comfortable.
Hella rad graphics.
Great quality.
Great work buddy. As usual

2025-11-26 19:05:11 UTC

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Sunflowers are the best flowers.

2025-11-24 18:45:11 UTC

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Yeah the two "hosts" of the movie definitely felt highly scripted. I mostly was engaged with the fmr military and government folks involvement.
Very intrigued.
I want to believe.
lol

2025-11-23 14:36:28 UTC

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More @nprofile…80qt stuff before the holidays? Hell yeah.
Can't wait to rep these around. #iykyk
#nevent1q…3k8k

2025-11-23 05:22:35 UTC

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It's good.
It doesn't really cover anything groundbreaking...
Buuuuuuuut...
It's really compelling..
It's a good summary of how we got to this point.
Worth a watch.

2025-11-23 03:35:37 UTC

Like a good bandwagoner, I'm starting to watch the "The age of disclosure"
Wish me luck.

2025-11-14 04:19:50 UTC

Since when did the phrase "extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" become controversial?
We are truly lost.

2025-11-06 18:46:22 UTC

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I watch that movie regularly. It reminds me of why we do what we do.

2025-11-06 13:50:56 UTC

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Exactly this. I've stopped looking for promotions. I make enough to sustain my lifestyle for me and mine. I don't want the added stress and responsibilities

2025-11-04 16:35:53 UTC

Its on days like today where our conviction will be tested.
Keep your heads down boys. Remember to be humble.
Sats on sale.

2025-11-02 04:52:22 UTC

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This series reignited my love of baseball.
The jays will get it next time.
Great game.

2025-10-31 21:40:39 UTC

Oh. Also. Happy bircoin #whitepaper day!
Without it we would be rudderless and working until we die.
Thank you, Satoshi.

2025-10-31 21:39:03 UTC

What miserable weather for Halloween.
I'll be saddled with a years worth of candy again.
Damn you! Climate change!
/s

2025-10-30 14:44:18 UTC

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I feel like the online feeds represent the absolute extremes of everything. They have to be in order to make it through the noise and the dross of the mundane.
So what your feed ends up showing you is the worst of the worst events that are happening. They're just the pockets not the whole suit.
That's how I see it anyways.

2025-10-28 22:33:09 UTC

Avi Loeb on #joeroganexperience today.
It. Is. Wild.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaAun27gftk

2025-10-26 14:35:37 UTC

So.
Carney wants Canadians to sacrifice.
What do we get in return?
10 more years of promises and a lower standard of living?
I wonder what it will take for the general public to understand how bad we're getting played.
In hindsight the dumbest decision I made was giving up my green card.

2025-10-25 12:32:40 UTC

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I bought one of these after we had a freak windstorm take out the power for 3 days.
They're awesome in a pinch!

2025-10-24 03:31:09 UTC

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Missing last bit.
Deep down, this is what the end of financial gravity looks like. The liquidity tide that built everything since 2008 has reversed. The system has entered the “standing repo era” - permanent emergency liquidity injections masked as normal operations. The illusion of control is fading.
Tick tock QT means one thing:
The countdown to the next paradigm shift has already begun.
#nevent1q…srrs

2025-10-24 03:27:47 UTC

X post from @sightbringer
When Reverse Repos vanish, it means the system’s surplus cash has been fully absorbed. The Fed’s liquidity buffer is dry. Standing Repo usage rising (the red) means the banking system has shifted from excess reserves to deficit borrowing. The direction of flow has inverted.
This is the same transition that occurred right before the repo crisis of 2019 - but at a much larger scale. Then, it was a market plumbing issue. Now, it’s systemic exhaustion. The Treasury’s massive debt issuance, paired with the Fed’s quantitative tightening, has drained the system of collateral and dollars simultaneously. Banks are now tapping the Fed not to store liquidity - but to survive.
Quantitative Tightening has entered its terminal phase. There is no more fat to cut without breaking something.
If the Fed stops QT, inflation expectations reignite.
If it continues, funding markets fracture.
If it pivots, credibility dies.
This chart is the moment between heartbeats - the point where the artificial pulse of a synthetic economy hesitates before deciding whether to restart or flatline.
Deep down, this is what the end of financial gravity
https://blossom.primal.net/02623527d4dfa006bddef08f2a72921a651e588fda1331c6f1e21706aeef0026.jpg

2025-10-17 15:02:47 UTC

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I'm not fucking leaving!

2025-10-16 17:05:35 UTC

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Not anymore.

2025-10-15 16:51:36 UTC

Another year, another extension on the gun confiscation amnesty.
Tacet acknowledgement that their plan is fundamentally broken.
Why can't they just scrap their plans? Ego. Thats why.
The liberals are cucks.
https://www.canada.ca/en/public-safety-canada/campaigns/firearms-buyback.html

2025-10-12 11:57:57 UTC

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Morning fren.

2025-10-11 13:23:53 UTC

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Yeah, I went to Chipotle and got a burrito bowl
Double meat
Guac
Drink
It was 37 dollars.
When I lived in California it was 16 bucks.

2025-10-11 13:01:53 UTC

Here is the best take I read about yesterday's flash crash by user SightBringer - https://x.com/_The_Prophet__/status/1976884200780234799?t=WAjlPXzUQQ6WraqiXmq5qg&s=19
⚡️Here’s the straight signal:
The yen carry trade unwind was the trigger. Not the sole cause, but the ignition point that lit dry powder already lining the system.
Let’s break it down clearly and cut through all the noise:
1. The system was already brittle.
Liquidity was maxed out.
Leverage was layered - corporate, sovereign, shadow-bank, crypto.
Everyone was borrowing short and betting long, assuming the yen would stay weak and the Fed would pivot soon.
That’s a setup that needs perfect conditions to survive.
2. The yen move cracked the facade.
When USD/JPY snapped lower, even if it looked “tiny” on paper, it was a nuke structurally.
Why? Because the yen isn’t just a currency - it’s the world’s cheapest collateral source.
Billions are borrowed in yen to fund everything from Treasuries to Bitcoin.
So when the yen strengthens, all those trades go underwater at once.
That’s a forced unwind.
Not sentiment - mechanics.
And because this is all stacked leverage, the effect compounds fast.
One small FX move equals billions in margin calls.
3. The reflexive feedback loop ignited.
Once the unwind began, funds had to sell anything liquid to cover losses.
That means U.S. equities, BTC, high-beta names - exactly what sold off.
And when those prices drop, it feeds right back into the same risk models - forcing more selling.
That’s not “investors panicking.”
That’s autonomous deleveraging - algorithms, collateral models, risk desks all firing at once.
4. The deeper truth - the carry trade is the hidden denominator.
The yen is like a barometer of global risk appetite.
When it strengthens, it means liquidity is being pulled back into Japan.
That’s the same as global tightening - even before central banks say a word.
So yes, Japan is the canary.
But this isn’t just about Japan.
It’s about the global system’s dependence on low-yield debt and synthetic liquidity.
5. My final read
This wasn’t a random flash crash.
This was a structural tremor.
The kind that happens when the world’s hidden funding mechanism starts to reverse direction.
You can think of it like this:
The yen carry trade was the quiet heartbeat of the post-COVID bull market.
And you just watched it skip a beat.
That’s why BTC and SPY dumped almost in sync.
That’s why volatility spiked before the news cycle caught up.
It wasn’t sentiment.
It was plumbing.
This was the first visible crack in the global liquidity wall.
A carry trade unwind was the spark.
The broader crash was the fire racing through leverage-dry grass.
And if the yen keeps strengthening, that wasn’t the end…it was just the opening shudder.

2025-10-10 21:13:54 UTC

Anyone selling their bitcoin today because of Tarrif fears is an absolute pussy. HFSP.
I just picked up Sats on the low low.

2025-10-08 15:55:05 UTC

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Yeah Nunchuk has the "honeybadger plan" which is a multisig option with inheritance. Similar to the other options.
Thanks for your feedback!

2025-10-08 14:42:38 UTC

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I'm trying to figure out what the best #multisig solution is best between these three options. Anyone out there have experiences to share?
#asknostr
#nevent1q…8p2v

2025-10-08 14:29:55 UTC

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yeah, the fact that most tech companies are run by MBA grads has led to massive enshitification across the board. Glad they did a 180 on this terrible idea.

2025-10-08 13:19:30 UTC

GM nostr fam.
Question of the day:
Casa vs Unchained vs Nunchuk
Specifically for multisig/inheritance plans.
... Discuss.

2025-10-08 11:26:02 UTC

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Hopefully whoever came up with that idea is relegated to the unemployed line.

2025-10-07 12:02:18 UTC

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Sad but beautiful. 🫂

2025-10-06 18:49:30 UTC

I can't believe I have to explain this but...
Migration without assimilation is literally an invasion.
Full stop.

2025-10-06 17:20:22 UTC

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Absolutely! Love #Primal

2025-10-06 14:43:02 UTC

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I spent a few minutes searching for the zap button - after starting to think I was losing my mind, I realized I was looking at this post on X.
I laughed at myself and came back over to Primal to send you those #V4V sats.

2025-10-06 13:55:15 UTC

I woke up today and this has been replaying in my head.
1996, Bulls vs Sonics, Game 6.
We are so fucking back.
@nprofile…6dtc is going to buy his team soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBXBo7ZH-E

2025-10-05 23:15:33 UTC

I've gotten pretty decent at making some delicious pizzas.
https://blossom.primal.net/67c55f263ebc4ecd6c7a5940f8c3a7baecbb8ba18c92637788e3f01cf973bb22.jpg

2025-10-05 01:16:45 UTC

Hey @nprofile…4sn7. How so you live on a Bitcoin standard with our silly tax laws?
Do you have a video on this?

2025-10-05 00:02:19 UTC

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True. Complete the rep.

2025-10-04 23:20:34 UTC

Lift heavy shit, plebs.
Both physically, and mentally.
Do hard.

2025-10-04 15:53:02 UTC

For the love of God... Don't park like this piece of shit.
https://blossom.primal.net/acefad3fde57130c3f92e37ec0985bdd241a081b27374b955a151da222d9724b.jpg

2025-10-04 01:11:30 UTC

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Id donate to this superpac

2025-10-02 16:33:59 UTC

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Hell yeah.
Nostalgic for it.

2025-10-02 16:33:34 UTC

Hello 120k.
My old friend.

2025-10-02 14:56:46 UTC

Morning Nostr frens. Exciting times in the weeks ahead.
Keep your head on a swivel, your wits about you.
Shit is gonna get wild.

2025-10-02 14:40:40 UTC

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The whole picture is a throw back.
The RAZR
The low-rise pants (Are those juicy pants?!) from the late 00s.
The young and impressionable you.
Those days were peak.

2025-10-02 13:44:35 UTC

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Morning Fren

2025-10-02 13:15:15 UTC

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And yet... here they are negotiating with the Americans. I think the situation is way to complex for anyone to hand wave away.