2026-08-11T04:59:08Z https://njump.me thatsthejoke https://njump.me/npub18jn9r45nl77ger9qgngs2hncp9az270psljddtrl4hcf646utwzsz8f66y https://blossom.ditto.pub/3b1ed444f8c413cec39ca5036dd65ccdcae468d0a0a8d61ebb2f521c84526b26.png https://blossom.ditto.pub/3b1ed444f8c413cec39ca5036dd65ccdcae468d0a0a8d61ebb2f521c84526b26.png https://njump.me/nevent1qqszfhmh7wax5tv520yqjyrc7x89055sgaeqfktdn6kug6lc78qryrgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2cnj94j one day his amateur attempt at the vulcan death pinch would succeed, he consoled himself, and they wouldn&#39;t be laughing then 2026-09-22T08:42:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz5fvfqkqvjmv6000783asmvhm0ytljq8dlsma6tlj37nj93a6r7gzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2mahuf7 bored? bored???<br/><br/>you&#39;ve scarcely begiun exploring the possibilities of your own microwave, much less blender 2026-09-21T16:32:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrnn79ydzv32g4lwgl9wsngrdtzxassdj6y9qzfn4ut6u9v9t457czyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc24ar8fp Who wants several butterless bites of pancake before finally reaching a mouthful of it, half melted, in a giant square puddle in the middle? <br/><br/>Are stock photographers morons? 2026-09-21T16:26:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8fcc94d2fehxhlglqc40e6ylvfvlttg5cgpge052yakcen0cd3tqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc27tkvjk I DID NOT CHOOSE HOW DUMB THE WORLD BECAME, NOR THE IDIOCY OF THOSE WITHIN IT<br/><br/>INDEED I DO NOT PREFER IT<br/><br/>I JUST REPORT FACTS COMEDICALLY, LEAVING YOU FREE TO LAUGH, OR CRY 2026-09-21T16:07:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswyj942mvu3fhum2d3wduaz7whmc3secaq97ell6vt93720d48qcgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc28dxut8 At this point anyone who prefers a &#39;good old fashioned phone call&#39; can be assumed to be a verbal manipulator who doesn&#39;t want anything in black and white. 2026-09-21T15:59:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs20lkm9hytt8u3gm6zp84mhuvpfl9dqdgxlj8wx72rsx4sj6esxsqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2jsttql AS YOUR CREDIBILITY HEURISTIC LEANS TOWARD THE SUPERFICIAL - ACCESSORIES, CLOTHING, COSMETICS, AND VIRTUE SIGNALING POSSESSIONS - YOUR SOCIETY CRUMBLES.<br/><br/>METHINKS THE WEST WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH NONE BUT &#39;MEAT ACQUISITION CAPACITY&#39;. 2026-09-21T13:36:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfrjrukj3l3ewdk7kd9zrl8sju5mat4c4h6enkyaf7j06g8yajwqczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc25nxcc3 I&#39;ve yet to see it clearly demonstrated that AI has even killed more people then progress bars that stall at 99%. 2026-09-21T01:32:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswh8th2aee4ywpr5qkvhsf6ep7kysk2cg66p06q4dv4f5a362c5dszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2dq9s2p churches with full service pharmacies and mainstream media news watching parties 2026-09-19T20:10:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy9wh2z695pvnlzg5k72grm0lsu7vzp3574qpuvu60vlz8tzm8cfgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2j794gq Not today Satan!<br/><br/>we&#39;re having regular eggs 2026-09-19T18:07:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszwl0hmr5e7qjakvr8du638ld53fe0f27rz3wwwsxapwuk2pff2nczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2wasjm9 I&#39;D LIKE TO EXTEND MY SINCEREST CONDOLENCES AS YOU MOURN THE END OF AN ERA - THE ERA OF &#39;YOU TRYING AT ALL.&#39; I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I EMPATHIZE WITH THE WAY MY EXPECTATION OF EXCELLENCE MAKES YOU FEEL IN THIS DIFFICULT TIME. NOW EXCUSE ME AS I CONTINUE DOING THINGS PROPERLY 2026-09-19T16:50:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp8ldse5lauz09k45x80c707yael5jsmd80s7sd4g4m7u2l2ewrwqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2wskwgs <br/><br/>&#34;we&#39;re smart. we uniquely know how to answer every problem with more pills. (which ones, subject to change at whim, or upon second opinion) You should give us your children so we can provide &#39;health care&#39; for them.&#34; 2026-09-19T16:10:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstv2x63n20j09e3zyxdzhvueqshtt0mfl60rlt2y464vgssf7gu7qzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc23wy9ly MY RESUME?<br/><br/>LET&#39;S JUST SAY I&#39;M SUFFICIENTLY EXPERIENCED IN SUFFERING FOOLS 2026-09-19T14:43:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs278zc8zz2rep40xv9pfdypftm7kjexa89ctnhxfdh8tjnrsjf3ngzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2ptx0ar We must be cognizant of our responsibility to avoid encouraging lobotomy hesitancy. 2026-09-18T01:58:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8f3fyf8elwdp8yfw95d027s5jzxe4gag55uam3k0xth5pc5g4zqczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc26cm2w4 THINKING ABOUT EITHER LEARNING TO FIX A CAR AND MAINTAIN A HOME, OR OTHERWISE TO JUST MAKE GOOD MONEY<br/><br/>NOT SURE WHY THE OLD MAN ONLY SAW ONE OF THESE OPTIONS 2026-09-17T20:54:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsygwvn7a93x5qcjmk65eddfgst6pjmaxvw05ljn6h4hf2z5l8haggzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc255r743 IF I WANTED A SALAD, GUESS WHAT I WOULD EAT?<br/><br/>NOT A HAMBURGER, TACO, SANDWICH, OR BURRITO<br/><br/>#WHERESTHEBEEF 2026-09-17T20:53:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9a4s8433jsnhn05gyp3jyflq74egahsp48mfj5a852zjvt3dg8gzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2tqymxl I feel so special. My bank just called to inform me that I qualify for a bad financial decision. 2026-09-17T20:46:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxwmkguqkrhzunw6d7de2tk4rufpfaplrv0xw6gvqt4m9sjtew42gzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2p9hdyd Don&#39;t tell anyone, but people in the Midwest are fighting over cheaply built development homes in suburban hell while thousands of miles of beachfront property remain unpopulated. 2026-09-17T20:44:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsraq4qv9w3ek8wc5y8nfc863agj7wng455m7jsems92f3gk0addtgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2dv8rn3 learning to appreciate the annoyance of performative social over-conscientiousness as an alternative to self centered confidence games 2026-09-17T20:17:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfs5elsufetel9fmvwkwzfmcfcc697cmqkya37t2c4vn7u9z3x8gqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2dgd0gj I don&#39;t actually like technology I just welcome an era when we have something to talk about other than an emergent organic herd compulsion to remake the farmers almanac from scratch through conversation based on superficial observations of the current weather and faithful regurgitations of television forecasts. 2026-09-17T19:19:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf474h3xv9uehmm4h958m72kavfpml4cxvnxd6nrly4y3pl2zw2fczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc25rk9js Remember Covid?<br/><br/>lol 2026-09-16T16:45:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvxrhsjtq58enezsyvk6y3xll8suvxtswj4pc5n33xq6mdc232qqqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2e7jxjm PSA: There&#39;s nothing more annoying to an adult than having a conversation (enduring lecture), or listening to a podcast (recorded rant), with a person that has &#39;ADD&#39; (Adderall addiction + center of the universe syndrome). You&#39;re not better that way - everyone else is worse. Take a nap. 2026-09-16T16:20:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq3j0ydclh5y58g8kplaydnhuvczqpdrflaxqjctfrlm434f0klyczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2wa0f89 Opinion: war is bad and we should not bomb children 2026-09-13T14:20:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqy989mkykns8pgarwzdckhvks7yqrs5qndz5839y9psv0ww8u6ygzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2uqfucp Watching television news is like standing in the pouring rain and looking at an unpitched tent while it lay in a mudpuddle. 2026-09-10T18:16:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsylnqjp3u0ykeq52yvwkzxp8aud0ku8me0mhn8akzvvrtj9zp0syczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2rn0v59 GUESS HOW MANY EMPLOYEES I HOPE WILL SAY &#39;GOOD MORNING, SIR!&#39; WHILE I&#39;M SHOPPING.<br/><br/>GO AHEAD PICK A NUMBER<br/><br/>YOU GET ONE GUESS 2026-09-09T01:01:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyxlqaw5kwm2q2rdhtxcyktvj5guvurdpenzrrphgzy93tfjnwy0czyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2nw96an I&#39;ve noticed that, as an impoverished man, any amount of domestic outsourcing is viewed with condemnation, but the gilded castles and red carpeted halls for butlers and maids whose names are never learned inspire envy, awe and revery. 2026-09-06T17:28:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs953fmen5pzsz06h9a0aeectsw5tga6d59t3x3p4csrefuwldplxgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc22053kl Internet Approved™ 2026-09-05T16:30:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8f86xk2ym8a32y7s85q7yhxvnw8klpj0raykkf9lwkyaqhfl2agszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2053g4j women who narrate mundane events from the third person, intentionally violating pronoun syntax by starting a sentence with &#39;him&#39; instead of &#39;he,&#39; get cuntpunched by richard simmons on a daytime talk show.<br/><br/>if I am elected, that is. <br/><br/> 2026-09-04T15:24:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgmmh7ss4ue7c0wp6muu3fw4yd0a8k3rq37a7gpj0pgjcagdhfcygzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2tgamv2 THE FOREST IS MY REFRIGERATOR<br/>A FLAT STONE, MY TABLE<br/>YOU, MY DINNER 2026-09-04T13:02:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvdjylhyfful0ppch89pu63j4zedm9lpckyqn9j6rc4awypa79etqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2pf7jf4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2097wdcnpccjx228rhelyaywxt9emxzr2rhl93wa8ls3yd02r8jq2u2cv2'>nevent1q…2cv2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>update: got kicked out 2026-09-03T23:24:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2097wdcnpccjx228rhelyaywxt9emxzr2rhl93wa8ls3yd02r8jqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc24datgv at the strip club with paper wallets 2026-09-03T23:22:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf53df2f7ddtltkdavpwjxkmtxmqmwr7pythk9djjxvrd8yn6awnczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2esjq8k I AM FAR TOO OLD TO BUY IN TO THE INAUTHENTIC AFFECTED SPEECH CHARACTER THAT YOU ARE PRESENTING 2026-09-02T12:37:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw0ry9tswfepftt6ahfphz553nd4afql6f6vuj5285gndxhckm0sszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2xxzhsj AIPAC to launch GoFundMe alternative<br/><br/>Fundraising bar starts at 90% and says &#39;get us over the hump&#39;<br/><br/>Eligibility requirements: Must be a resident of Washington DC, Hollywood, NYC, or Ben Shapiro 2026-09-02T06:38:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqaj78upj2m8f7pwfnnzqe7ftfjyls24yt3dlcnf0rhdwekxcedlszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2p4utwn LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF OUR CITY:<br/><br/>I RISE TO SPEAK ON THE NOTION OF &#39;ZONING&#39;<br/><br/>OUR ONCE PROUD NATION, GUIDED BY FOUNDING VISIONARIES INSPIRED BY THE LIBERTY PROTECTING, GOVERNMENT LIMITING TRADITION OF THE MAGNA CARTA, AND THEIR CONTEMPORARY REVOLUTIONARY COUNTERPARTS IN FRANCE, AND THEIR ADMITTEDLY PROTECTIONIST, FEDERALIZING, NATIONALIST INCLINATIONS AND WILLINGNESS TO FRACTIONALIZE THE VOTING RIGHTS OF NATIVES, ODDLY, WISELY HELD SACROSANCT THE UNIMPEACHABLE RIGHT TO PROPERTY AKA THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOR AKA FREEDOM TO EARN, AND TO BUILD, AND TO STACK ACHIEVEMENTS.<br/><br/>IT IS IN LIGHT OF THIS TIMELESS WISDOM THAT I URGE THE COUNCIL TO EMPHATICALLY VOTE NAY ON THE PROPOSED RESOLUTION TO MANDATE SPECIFICALLY COLORED MAILBOXES. 2026-09-01T13:26:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxh3vjgr7fkvt3c3f2ycd9g9ydl3gzfraa96f7wgnc29rert0p69qzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2uudruk Ready to settle down / almost dead 2026-08-31T20:44:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswkvnpwns0kn2quxgwkwtgdfhgv0kn6vynzlx5frlklu75gxxsg9szyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc24hkqee He who is kind while you find him cute, and only then 2026-08-31T18:51:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0dfnulneyer0gv700hd9qe3m2vd83qedrudth0s5vylu75dnvu4szyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2tx2gdk I lost my kids into the matrix because the title &#39;Goat Simulator&#39; is funny. 2026-08-28T07:37:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw5t4mxd27v55unjc95gey6xzkustwstjxegw8wugmxjmvzgzrupqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2cgrxae derp 2026-08-27T16:47:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxz3quea2vg3crdaawp6mqpxq4y8dm7xhnqd0v4824w4ejuy88ntczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2yzews3 dillcheese 2026-08-27T16:46:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswd6pu3y5prgkakfj4h92ny4u2wuvpd06r6yae9p8ns4jsvz5gxugzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc26e7u6g turdburglar 2026-08-27T16:45:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstnxz0vee73hp4nt7alnmn3hxnsksg8vsaa9pevcfr8g3lhqcug7gzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2yq2gk6 dingledorfer 2026-08-27T16:44:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfcr35kl3zernkgzj5x60luzwck48szmfwvvrgs6mf4sgs4uwfs2gzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc27238zc whata chode 2026-08-27T14:24:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr0utzl9ju8vrlt5txvc5etprzn54udpch2cp7ufvct2k44z9e2tqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2wrqpqs cocknocker 2026-08-27T14:23:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd0xayuhffs3ckwyz38aqtz596aaar9wz3kyduuqwnnydnt0xudvqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc28uasfj dingleberry 2026-08-27T14:23:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfzl54p0vtqczqnvcl296y32mkjmhsqzm7mklwwvy2rxhfu3mgssczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc25vy2kt dingling 2026-08-27T14:23:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvfqrwqqzswunx34kw9vhnlyhjwqsme8fkxw32smsxh3kama43mrgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2ztq7an dingle 2026-08-27T14:23:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd7e3dvh7zsuzzjfp0mt8gyp3rf0vrr9nt2x67knewxerveaxykgczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2h6rr4j what a tool 2026-08-27T13:55:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxhdqn9tn74hhjs4ruar923y5knulr55tgg7y2c706uspc05lpt7czyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc26qfncn buncha knobs 2026-08-27T13:52:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9c4e5zzvrdeamqmggvh2jy0uw4xrksvweexacjy9scfkq389yk8szyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2vh9rfg knuckleheaded warriors 2026-08-27T03:39:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0xf434qvu5rsxw92ccfpptnvdw4dsnvtuqx24qez7gsey6hfvmaszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2tppzqq phony jabroni 2026-08-27T03:06:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspe3nl80e995t3m55qe79jas4py5rvesldyek9htmknpww6t233kgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2q5j352 ya muppet 2026-08-27T02:44:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs90p3qklcdtvyv93e6zwuqkrrjt65rr4xwgvv2uu97pwj7gu9d2vqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2j7vuh2 fuckin bobbleheads 2026-08-27T00:58:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvcxeajuhzscqx3sq6t42sgn36v4nhx6zcq7y8hw7zysd2myp2t2gzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2c4v4ma Prompt:<br/><br/>a) Look at everything<br/>b) Self-heal recursively 2026-08-26T04:17:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdalfhcxyfftwuhazsdk40r09xusq4czcz277p29p0nmsh2cma9wgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2kmhvtr Wife Requirements:<br/>- Woman<br/>- Inbox zero<br/>- One ring 2026-08-24T22:48:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswz036u32m62n60azpn332xryuu7x94drct44p3sv2vj42xyqql7gzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2f3e68q Drugs and alcohol are great if you want to temporarily feel different and be much more annoying. 2026-08-24T00:15:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsryq8s80xftnntq94y3kavuaufznh9379yzmgvc8rlzdn5gmnkemczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2heuhta Gertrude, Beatrice, Hortense<br/><br/>Allison, Elizabeth, Jessica<br/><br/>Lexi, Shiloh, Kenzy<br/><br/>Xyr, Charizard, Beast &lt;- You Are Here 2026-08-23T23:32:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstnjupqgxxdaps3pxvl64f453ha2anxqm8tdyp4s0l5m0affq02zszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2alag5f Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—<br/>I took the one less traveled by,<br/>The one with smart people<br/>And that has made all the difference 2026-08-22T15:39:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfzlryzxqj564kn357qgtvmtzw4mezp2elxkd7u53xqx6fzy7h73gzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2jhflt3 Welcome to the age of<br/><br/>&#34;Holy shit that&#39;s one of the most amazing things I&#39;ve ever seen and the cinematography on this video is stunning but I ain&#39;t watching more than 3 seconds of this&#34;<br/><br/>*swipe* 2026-08-21T04:05:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst5nkmal00ezt8gskmzletchhn672nkzff3v732puq5am4z63522szyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2e65rxs a distinct lack of whelm, in fact 2026-08-20T01:22:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsprg6wzk5tepqjl80ssudxs7het42zg07ks22t4l3mjvpt856umtszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc25gp88x including &#39;, broseph.&#39; at the end of all sentences, written or spoken, until a professional person &#39;needs to speak with me&#39;<br/><br/>#boredatwork 2026-08-18T03:08:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqec4h8247hnlnzngr9gxgx2jlsj75yctgr6q6kvwgazf7yl94cfqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2sj2tf6 I DON&#39;T FEAR PUBLIC SPEAKING<br/><br/>I FEAR PUBLIC LISTENING<br/><br/>WITH EACH SPEECH I BECOME DUMBER 2026-08-17T14:48:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2krlpd783vatnf84znyann50at2q6e0xattw4u6jz3x46t3d86qczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2vws65e I struggle to find anything, in fact, even one thing, in this world, that could be considered &#39;something to shake a stick at&#39; 2026-08-14T05:05:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9rhgzezd8txxcer89xvw0z3tnjzp7w5qm2q3rs4ymyzaqe9uwgzqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc240kg9y EVERYTHING&#39;S A FUCKING &#39;JOURNEY&#39; NOW 2026-08-13T15:15:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrv4kt2f7wu8evtz5fmy0zafan5vdaemtykkj6sh03epqg3xmcvnszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2jut0ey THAT IT IS MONDAY AND YOU REQUIRE AN ABOVE AVERAGE VOLUME OF LIQUID MOTIVATION TO PARTICIPATE IN CIVIL SOCIETY (OR IN SOCIETY, CIVILLY) IN NO FORM OBLIGATES MY STRATEGIC RE-PRIORITIZATION OR LOGISTICAL RE-ORIENTATION 2026-08-13T15:11:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsftk5el5hpctvhdzjplmj5e8x8rj6g08c3muf0gz6fdsprgns9dagzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2gr3fgg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspcxsf5mefjlyyydeezvqwxn2tv2eqdytnruawquk3tdde50edhes0sjctn'>nevent1q…jctn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>and, in such a case, both Alice and Bob will be free to go fuck themselves, thoroughly 2026-08-13T13:44:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9xpr9lttnduvqd5wn6e89r54nsau080n9hp6hcp9vtfgpqjnf6eqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2ghsng0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsflnkr42sln9wn5lm6yywvrrtju8qdcn2pkqq0efzzyvp64aa6gvsc7ekm0'>nevent1q…ekm0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>just like a woman 2026-08-13T13:43:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsreag0npnrfu4aa6t3vza9czyd670qpym7477fk8sruenklyq8deczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2ve8qea In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0d4drm4qrmsuhjy4uf9tp6y66e0q66gtdsdlfw9w9tuuug9yhx0c38grxk'>nevent1q…grxk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I mean if you want to be sovereign 2026-08-13T13:42:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9huz42g99sulnqflekza2gv67y7zavhytrqc46u6wgre7tgfpe5czyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc28dje7p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfjzfk4dhjn46zrwlr3v2kpvcxmxcfp4helh8a2wn6azw7dtul6asy6k0yh'>nevent1q…k0yh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>*ICANN drones assemble and descend* 2026-08-13T13:41:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstegq4rfqw7krhf7q9ehxdjv8qmakce5lqdkpdrxydac873g4tasszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2g33fu5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqqt8rtrhl6k3hgpuewsspaplgtj4yu4mcprz73em040j4272rggz482r'>nevent1q…482r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Or perhaps excellent &#39;do not comply&#39; parenting. 2026-08-13T13:40:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq3e7vx30f0al5rhh8wp5qj3jve736dn6km78t4wr6866fwkhltzczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc26qj6ek In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszcwnnjtfvs4rn3l7du32wtvt7e3wl7yjmdnynw6fqjsqddmxvgvq8r60tu'>nevent1q…60tu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You might appreciate my forthcoming stage adaptation<br/><br/>Pooping For Distance 2026-08-13T13:34:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspwflzc0cg9er8ectphy7ygpm5psdts5ucgaqjuzdwsdkqpt4h3lczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2qayhkn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspcld7pxvg4g9gjvufle5paqwtruxccu8n4xgeadsxjd50xmcju9qfl0ey7'>nevent1q…0ey7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>and that&#39;s not the worst of it 2026-08-13T13:32:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrkxs8u5vs49nkhny30zuf3yxaqdfxfh2j6mgntsmynkhth6pqsvczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc23avp2g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqr6y3j3qltmp8ncdukke0rm9x3u4d6udnv5l9ut2xnn653n3ys7fjc44'>nevent1q…jc44</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>bots don&#39;t attack me.<br/><br/>i have no friends, live in a basement, and am not connected to the internet 2026-08-13T13:31:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspl003wujs8mz6m58e0vvgv6c4swwlz0preu526xtdh9yyjxn7kdczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc24al2n5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyrdzs6jcqfklrsqfvwmdyk0gc0975u2evvrpxmevavqjptngj4ngsxgln3'>nevent1q…gln3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i&#39;ll settle for alive, not terrible, tolerable, and less retarded 2026-08-13T13:29:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8y0euhhn4pgg407mtr0rtnqzjqsvy25tgdx70lqrgfysuuehuawgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2zfpkuh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfzcrclkc6g7rpt98atdm8vkeaxkprfh7ar5e0cy8xug2x29astasflerku'>nevent1q…erku</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Your search for &#39;brochacho&#39; has returned one result&#34; 2026-08-13T13:26:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr3g4kyxeyar2nqk2zac5wrgwugygavy73kw00lmykf2ngrx2q2wszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2fnmltp If you keep using your phone <br/><br/>even though it has a broken screen<br/><br/>because that&#39;s easier than swapping a sim card...<br/><br/>You might be a boomer 2026-08-13T12:38:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8qrcatt0auqvpeuqk5g7es52f3pwccmt526d24ql0jwa8gj9qd5gzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2lkfcdx ASK ME ABOUT MY LOADED GUN COLLECTION<br/><br/>OR JUST FAIL TO KNOCK 2026-08-11T20:18:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy07fj37lefgtpna45jhvlggrtjwqrahejn0t5ffd5glcxaa7dx0qzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2aqdse9 THESE MOVIES KEEP ALLEGING THAT TRUE LOVE EXISTS 2026-08-10T05:45:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvelz7t84x9pamck6lz2kjpe59ltjkya3nwvcr3vwqhnzytrwwukgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2pypaxr Don&#39;t walk up to a guitarist and offer to shake his hand in the middle of a song.<br/><br/>One would not think that one would need to say such a thing, but evidently one does. 2026-08-08T23:55:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv9wvxwpnpcqnekwm2zz93ry2ugwvez6eae7jxmhrz5p0uyuqkc6qzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2a4argr We will no longer be supporting iPhone users running Microsoft Outlook, and deeply regret any expectation that we offer apologies or sympathy for returning the inconvenience to its rightful location. 2026-08-07T06:23:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszj82qvca99kqm4hr4pvm3t9vfm7rdhlx9cpgrej8rarm6phyd87czyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2nv43qw Churches get a bad rap.<br/><br/>&#34;let&#39;s focus on babies and elders and charity and goodness&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;NO. Cursing and debauchery, selfishness and porn, video games and violence only. Stay in your lane, Jesusguy.&#34; 2026-08-06T17:53:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs23q950wzcmkp758eadfhgqgy6wvkgjwd44c75plpcl273rgrs9sczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2s944dp life is where you can learn and grow the depth of your experience, understanding, relationships, and spirituality<br/><br/>church is where you can learn what your beliefs are expected to be 2026-08-06T17:37:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8m0j42llzens2chpr0gujkaqgyhxzkk4svezg2rtk9lnae6e29rgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2r0smrp We are Native Americans<br/><br/>We make good use of the whole cow 2026-08-06T07:28:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxfpcrn48eu69h2zye2mwlszt840lekf3t3jhf2x0dstdkx6jqhkczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2pdkfxw &#34;We have to save the planet!&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;How?&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;By supporting Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer!&#34;<br/><br/>This is what it was like watching you kids grow up. So I don&#39;t wan&#39;t to hear any more shit. 2026-08-05T16:28:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd3syw5lvr5vke9tn27e0qw0utteavrxjssd2y6c4jw32wnn8plnqzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2xsd4hm I JUST ASK THAT HER BIGGEST TURN-ON NOT BE &#39;AVOIDING MISSIONARY&#39; 2026-08-05T14:56:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyml3r9hk8zwaashjckgu7j7ys35udppp2c2wed3cq7zx37yfpfzczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc236dr4u What do you mean you don&#39;t know how to follow that? You follow that by following that. You have to follow that. 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While building, fetches any and all software tools for which it has an unexpired paid license. 2026-07-25T11:13:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8x8gqq7pjy0hp20y5plpqr26csegnd3lxrkd2lxguyg4ffswa3nczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2zdnh63 What would people do with themselves of they didn&#39;t have alphagal and diarrhea lettuce to talk about? 2026-07-18T23:54:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs902lme72fv8wxzrgt6f9e5vghe4c0pmprjxydfs2ntrdt0a4pz0czyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2pt6k4e OnlyNos<br/><br/>You click on her picture and she pops on to say,<br/><br/>&#34;Sorry, starting a family rn.&#34; 2026-07-18T13:05:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyt39qzlj6h43af7v8c97pkeemjlk9nyr73tdftdk33pesylc2l0czyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2ey08km PGA marketing dinosaurs&#39; brilliant plan to reach a new generation of potential wallets:<br/><br/>Change nothing, except to play a John Daly commercial once per hour. With a mild cuss word! How irreverant. 2026-07-17T00:01:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ktjggjh6w87se2ufzv72e2g3t9fhnl50jctu45jgm0fsxkx2sgszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2mfs86q &#34;Linux Not Supported&#34; = &#34;No one on Linux is dumb enough to use our product&#34; 2026-07-16T07:17:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvp9yuxj5zg3hruyqy7xrgz2ajukg750z4tvc782vsfp36kwj9rrgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2vka4fq Remember when there was a thing called OpenClaw for about 36 hours? 2026-07-16T07:16:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqs7u5npvkgqf7e5xss8pw9nvxke28v7qj56ahw89t7458lvjskzszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2pdzd7r waited all winter to hear them complain about the heat<br/><br/>they are called seasons<br/><br/>they happen every year<br/><br/>deal with it 2026-07-07T05:49:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx9mlp8j9cq966fgntmmsrtf2ak94t27pnhn52939clqw5vc0ahmczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2e35vu3 watches heroic adventure stories and dramatic fiction depicting courageous, exceptional lives, nightly<br/><br/>recommends child work at cheese factory 2026-07-06T07:42:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2u55s3ad5su80fgg4xa9kreydamv008d7gj5a54nkkpvxlj2y0fgzyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc2u8at76 ah, the throwback diner<br/><br/>a monument to an era of courageous change, a museum of kitschy americana<br/><br/>the classic cars, and the independence they represented<br/><br/>elvis, marilyn, and the sexual revolution<br/><br/>a generation that transformed with the hair of the beatles<br/><br/>rebelling alongside james dean<br/><br/>their parents would have no hold on them<br/><br/>can&#39;t wait to see how readily they encourage their children to continue the trend of questioning the institutions 2026-07-05T08:33:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrasjwkmdh4j7h558ynwn6fukray05s9p03ducukak0gmtcjwqndszyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc25z3lwg SEEKING AXIOMATIC SUPPORTS<br/><br/>SHOULD ONE REMAIN SILENT,<br/><br/>OR SHOULD ONE SAY,<br/><br/>&#34;I LIKE YOUR HAT&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;NICE HAT&#34;<br/><br/>OR PERHAPS<br/><br/>&#34;WHAT IS THAT THING, AND WHY&#34; 2026-06-28T11:50:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0gpul4lthf2v8rdr8zk87fg49e07at9g8z9z8hd2vzp2fgy27ahczyq72v5wkj0lmeryv5pzdzp270qyh5fteuxr7f44v07klp82ht3dc23pnnq5 OSHI doing business intuitively with bitcoin and nostr. Interesting episode.<br/><br/><a href="https://fountain.fm/episode/f5lD7WmvM552SCe3tZJi">https://fountain.fm/episode/f5lD7WmvM552SCe3tZJi</a><br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qvzqqqpxqupzpwrxeemtukuzv62esqjgxg4cmaxrs9sgl7j6tdrufuaturv0wea9qqsgjhm37n8vdjmmvukv4xp702uz2zk2nnmd34znq7hv8j2jd2fc5msk0h2d9" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…h2d9</a></span> </div> </blockquote> 2026-06-28T04:08:52Z