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      HR people love to view my application and then do absolutely nothing about it
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      not many people named weston nowadays
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      Convincing an audiophile that dipping their cables in snake oil improves audio quality
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      I think it would be very funny if Toby Fox started going Nintendo and got really aggressive about copyright striking people on YouTube
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      It&amp;#39;s called -196 because the Suntory brewing company are a bunch of redditors
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      People dont day kthxbai anymore
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      I&amp;#39;m a lot happier when Im depressed tbh
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      if you rearrange the letters in charlie kirk&amp;#39;s name and add and remove a few letters here and there you&amp;#39;ll find that his name is an anagram for &amp;#34;adolf hitler&amp;#34;
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      bro is st anger 💀
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      are you a construction worker? because i really want to fuck bob the builder
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      in the club taking chatgpt drugs
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      shawtie got those dynamically unstable boobs
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      i found a new scale modelling channel and while their cinematography and skillz are impressive their videos are so joyless. like genuinely they make me feel absolutely nothing
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      guy who gets bruno mars and bruno powroznik confused
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      I wonder what Bruno Powrokznik is up to nowadays
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      New bit idea: pretending that Junes died
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      wikiWhy
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      Currently reading &amp;#34;from controversy to cutting edge&amp;#34; by Mark Lax. Hearing that Melbourne used to be the forefront of aircraft fatigue science and fracture mechanics makes me sad. Stupid fucking chud failure city
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    <updated>2026-09-05T10:30:24Z</updated>
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      You don&amp;#39;t hear about wikiHow much anymore
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      Remember when everyone was boycotting Audacity?
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      Guy who ain&amp;#39;t nothing but a hound dog
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    <updated>2026-09-05T09:23:24Z</updated>
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      Nobody wants to work anymore. Except for me. Give me a job I want to work
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      What&amp;#39;s all this about aerodynamic fruit?
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      Shawties don&amp;#39;t even have apple bottom jeans or boots with the fur nowadays
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      Bros name is earl 💀💀💀
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    <updated>2026-09-05T07:02:47Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-09-04T05:28:06Z</updated>
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      This post has been left as an exercise for the reader
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    <updated>2026-09-04T05:19:33Z</updated>
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      Immigrants haven&amp;#39;t &amp;#34;stolen your job&amp;#34;, chud. The jobs just vanished. Disappeared. We straight up do not know where they went
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      go go gadget to the polls
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      A lobotomy would fix me
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      bigamy pigamy
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      youtube jorts
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      i am NOT a silly sausage i am actually a VERY SERIOUS sausage
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      i :niggaheart: experience but i would never ever ever train a new graduate
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      Military industrial complex? Actually, I find it quite simple
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    <updated>2026-09-02T00:30:39Z</updated>
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      She #nigger on my #rape till I #finance
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      <title type="html">One day I will defeat the useless machine. That switch WILL stay ...</title>
    
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      One day I will defeat the useless machine. That switch WILL stay in the on position damnit
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    <updated>2026-09-02T00:02:35Z</updated>
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      going to the adult store to buy some adults
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    <updated>2026-09-01T08:19:31Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">it&amp;#39;s called kdenlive because when you use it you want to go ...</title>
    
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      it&amp;#39;s called kdenlive because when you use it you want to go to denver international airport
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      desiccating my dick
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      pvp stands for penis versus penis
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    <updated>2026-09-01T07:46:34Z</updated>
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      Dave mustaine if he were a stretchy fabric: Dave elastane
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    <updated>2026-09-01T06:10:48Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">i&amp;#39;m gonna retire now, l8r losers ...</title>
    
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      i&amp;#39;m gonna retire now, l8r losers&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.decayable.ink/47/06/fe/4706fe2165c1374f0165fed3df929110584f1f9edf439c90036d00208468c3a0.webp&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-08-31T05:18:05Z</updated>
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      I should update my dating profile bio to &amp;#34;any girls&amp;#34;
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    <updated>2026-08-31T03:16:29Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">We gaming ...</title>
    
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      We gaming&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.decayable.ink/c4/bd/b9/c4bdb90f9643e88d381e09686f7e671b3714c173cda094502f467613acfae454.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-08-31T03:02:13Z</updated>
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      Nothing in life is going according to keikaku atm
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    <updated>2026-08-30T05:15:32Z</updated>
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      Colonel Sanders, also known as &amp;#34;the chicken nigga&amp;#34;
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    <updated>2026-08-30T03:54:53Z</updated>
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      open sauce
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    <updated>2026-08-29T12:15:09Z</updated>
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.decayable.ink/4a/84/3c/4a843cb56538d43355e64bbb74c9952b1d004872cec257a50930bbad9defebe0.webp&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-08-29T12:14:34Z</updated>
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      finally monetized on youtube 🥳
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    <updated>2026-08-29T09:55:45Z</updated>
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      The GTA 6 situation is crazy
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    <updated>2026-08-28T23:55:00Z</updated>
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      My favourite cocktail, the penis collider
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    <updated>2026-08-28T23:46:56Z</updated>
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      No way we got GTA 6 before we got GTA 6
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    <updated>2026-08-28T23:26:06Z</updated>
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      When will they stop making 9/11 documentaries?
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    <updated>2026-08-28T10:21:26Z</updated>
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