uncleJim21

Why is Skynet's first action nuking Philly?
Hitchbot = AI's Harambe.
https://blossom.primal.net/621ae9fa54fbd215848771a3bad8af59951838bd8a7196525626a9f1802ef2da.png
#ai #memes #memestr #gm

2026-09-15 14:06:40 UTC

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This is my politics. The duality of man.
https://blossom.primal.net/621ae9fa54fbd215848771a3bad8af59951838bd8a7196525626a9f1802ef2da.png

2026-09-14 13:28:41 UTC

Step 1: Imbibe everyone else's IP and hold it hostage behind your proprietary models and APIs
Step 2: Cry foul when distilled open source Chinese models do to you what you did to everyone else
Step 3: Fear monger about muh safety
Step 4: Push for regulation that makes open source illegal or prohibitively expensive
https://blossom.primal.net/e15cdf27f4ae5248d5993f51504ce9d19aca6857ac5a1061bfb3be8c82cf6e85.png
#gm #ai #aisafety #anthropic #memestr

2026-09-13 03:13:15 UTC

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I will believe them when they:
a. All quit immediately and dissolve their companies
b. Advocate for military operations to restrict chip supply to china under penalty of extreme violence and same goes for inference provision
That won't happen because they're walking a fine line for reguatory moats.

2026-09-13 00:16:26 UTC

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That's the case everywhere in business. Brokies always whine and ballers reward you handsomely for doing straightforward basic work for them.

2026-09-11 15:03:11 UTC

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My outlet is fiat as fuck! NVK even said so.

2026-09-11 14:29:05 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/8d1a91538da69a40a3571566c404a388a0382fde89e9135e53b26342337257db.mp4

2026-09-11 14:18:37 UTC

The White Hat™ when you tell him that he has to go back to work on Monday and create value for other humans and can't just retire off the complacency induced vuln he discovered with zero skill just prompting.
https://blossom.primal.net/4eb6101e8395c3796c1aa49cc6165d591bc6357e4e68fe8848cb1ceb8381ca61.png
#liquid #memestr #blockstream #hackers #nostalgia

2026-09-11 12:05:57 UTC

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Or clients can just append/replace it. Probably 20 lines of code tops.

2026-09-10 18:23:07 UTC

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My point is that primal should either adopt it or there should be a fallback knowing that primal is non compliant.

2026-09-10 16:54:44 UTC

Honest questions:
1. Why does primal insist on making their links primal specific?
2. Why do other clients not KNOW this and convert it to some kind of njump/nevent equivalent at runtime? Not like it's hard.
#asknostr #grownostr

2026-09-10 16:53:58 UTC

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https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz3mqt7g96tcwlwlq5l5q303acue2024kf07pvmul7l7994dhrqnqzypzn24g6gqn3kpv6hy4hreat06rsqps69kgmp5s0xyl0stc996cg2twxzrp

2026-09-10 16:53:08 UTC

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You don't hate the government enough. https://blossom.primal.net/930d2e854e4865145c99589c1727d2d06bd33f655dc2a69cffab1731479bd87b.png
#nevent1q…k8h2

2026-09-10 15:59:53 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ac52cc617848d6516ced2f9e67301121d24d5ea84c6c7a28b61b5861c3fcf071.png

2026-09-09 18:39:10 UTC

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yea great point

2026-09-09 18:35:27 UTC

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"You were wildly irresponsible with other people's money. So I'm keeping other people's money to make a statement about ethics and responsibility 🤡"

2026-09-09 18:34:07 UTC

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"You were wildly irresponsible with other people's money. So I'm keeping other people's money to make a statement about ethics and responsibility 🤡"

2026-09-09 18:10:46 UTC

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The White Hats™ are evil. No in between. I don't think 1.5M is exceptionally stingy though I would have done a bit more myself.
The fact that the White Hats™ want to negotiate at all belies vulnerability and the knowledge they could be prosecuted if Blockstream has an axe to grind.

2026-09-09 15:51:33 UTC

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they messed up but tbh this could happen to a lot of people. The hackers are stupid assholes and I hope they get caught.
https://njump.me/nevent1qgsy2d24rfqzwxc9n2ujku084dlgwqqxrgkervxjpucna7p0q5htppgqyzhxpgvrlf2qae4ylt6ackwyc3vprglwyems9czpvx42ujz8pfdaqkp6ke8

2026-09-09 15:02:21 UTC

Are we at peak boomer?
https://blossom.primal.net/b54d256a3e13401472ce0ff08111593069c50bc7245b4a3bd45bf88129c0ee05.mp4

2026-09-09 14:58:55 UTC

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God Complex on display.

2026-09-09 14:58:20 UTC

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Exactly.

2026-09-09 12:14:51 UTC

"you were really irresponsible with other peoples money so im going to keep other peoples money as a penalty"
🤡
#nevent1q…sdz4

2026-09-09 11:24:20 UTC

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In exchange for not pursuing criminal charges

2026-09-09 11:24:04 UTC

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Somehow I do not believe the attacker would get away clean
Easy to armchair qb but i think what i would do is tell the attackers return the rest and award a still handsome bug bounty just not 40M lol

2026-09-09 10:51:10 UTC

GM
Did the White Hats™ deserve to keep 15% or not? If you think know what is appropriate compensation? #asknostr #gm

2026-09-09 10:40:05 UTC

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It was just the Bear Necessities https://blossom.primal.net/cd87f3050928afb0e8b4d0e3b50116c4d8aababba62f952af2e7480410a65fbd.png

2026-09-08 16:34:29 UTC

Reverse prompting is a super power. Few understand this.

2026-09-08 16:13:21 UTC

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There's only one question in your note.

2026-09-08 16:09:37 UTC

I see a lot of people with obvious blindspots when creating their app. They introduce UX snares/friction and rationalize it like "but yea this is so good people will just keep going"
No they won't. No one gives a fuck about your little app. You have to actually step in their shoes and forget that it's "your baby". 95% of the time you have to convert casual interest into real value in under 2 mins.
Take off the rose colored glasses and stop being a piker.

2026-09-08 02:37:38 UTC

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I'm surprised and disappointed by people I respect saying that's a just outcome. I won't be mad if they end up in federal pound me in the ass prison for multiple counts. 15% with no consent is not justice.

2026-09-07 22:25:34 UTC

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I agree fully with your assessment however if they gave back 100% of the funds the political will might be much lesser to prosecute than if they decide their own price is 15% of exfiltrated funds like a mob boss.

2026-09-07 18:25:15 UTC

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This is an open and shut case unless they return it all and plead for Blockstream to not pursue charges. They were already in a precarious position by not following responsible disclosure protocol which requires private disclosure and certainly does not authorize movement of funds.

2026-09-07 18:12:05 UTC

Looks like "white hats" just returned 85% of the Liquid federation funds to Blockstream. They better have great opsec and full trust in their toolchains or they're gonna spend some quality time in federal pound me in the ass prison.
https://blossom.primal.net/354804da9fb1f9c5ab2d2e413ccf1185437befe2bda6a1e7c91818d2d3369b8d.png
https://blossom.primal.net/de5138914ce7169fdfcce40556bd3c29b6f6471cdb932c3c9d2e5f1268a3604e.gif
#bitcoin #blockstream #liquid

2026-09-07 17:46:53 UTC

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I still think there's ways to manage it so it's backward compatible. I.e. you can have "virtual" nsecs or as you may describe them msecs. They are functionally the same as an nsec but have properties like rotation friendliness/migration friendliness. I agree it would take time but it's probably straightforward to make a reference implementation that helps bridge the paradigms.

2026-09-07 16:51:31 UTC

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The project might've slowed down but I was hopeful for something like @nprofile…9p5c to take off. It's open source and possibly a good starting point. Imo it would look like:
0. Realize we all probably missed the mark on perfect security measures since nostr was new
1. Create some kind of spec for npub migration protocol where we can sign a message to delegate it to the newer npub (may exist and I don't know but design one for this purpose)
2. Regenerate nsecs using something like frostr with the types of delegations you describe
3. Make that the standard for clients. "Msecs" or share or whatever you want to call them can be rotated by master key

2026-09-07 16:11:17 UTC

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ahh shit you're right tbh i just thought the meme behind it was funny and didn't check

2026-09-07 15:42:34 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/b3b63a95d3f79a17dde1b2d5bbbe06c9734da23b3400c188c2bf222779267a6b.png
It's so over😢 🤣

2026-09-06 03:06:17 UTC

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Could've called NVK

2026-09-06 02:02:54 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/0db4b677f20f1566f0841fab37f86ade376a1d33a772083886ed38a90a7ebfdf.png

2026-09-06 02:00:04 UTC

How most people see bitcoiners/nostriches when they talk:
https://blossom.primal.net/20f872350a6627dbedfe7096268c62db093cce49856608bf373400a5fa7bd9cc.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/6ab49f46e169e35d4d53dbd8a7c1f3b72ca6db114e9941ef7d0cba4fbb94de94.png

2026-09-06 01:40:43 UTC

Any meme search engines that don't suck? I'm talking about vague requests like "Overly verbose guy in an 18th century portrait" drops me straight into this mf
https://blossom.primal.net/450ca7f3a2af99df16b673b0abaad7f36664fc0a7b215d6e20d9d0a29a836e65.png
#asknostr

2026-09-06 01:33:09 UTC

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If you had to pick ONE niche to focus on with nostr that was off the beaten path what would it be? Rule: It can't be bitcoin or anything too nerdy/techy.
#nevent1q…7yan

2026-09-06 01:22:18 UTC

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Because none of my friends want a digital version of my sperging about bitcoin but from people they don't know.
IMO the biggest leverage move would be to find just ONE niche and nail it. Could be anything. Football. Pokemon. Chess. Pickleball. Pick one and nail it hard. The only person i've seen have remote success with it is DiVine video and jury's still out.

2026-09-04 12:07:44 UTC

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Pls bro pls take a loan https://blossom.primal.net/27b2e62a57ff5bd308264b3d3afbbe9e555df6953e76a819ad94cbab7ede362e.jpg

2026-09-04 00:05:52 UTC

There's seasons to life.
And there's different flavors to different missions.
Few.

2026-09-03 22:10:56 UTC

Watching these guys shred never gets old.
https://youtu.be/5Rtx-2c8GAk
#tunestr

2026-09-03 21:38:26 UTC

Current mood. https://blossom.primal.net/05cbca625630107a349b30143d9ad96df7241e16d165a7a7dedc430e4948069d.png

2026-09-03 17:49:39 UTC

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HEY!
Fake IDs is a crime that affects DOZENS of people. So what if we leak 153M licenses? Small price to pay!

2026-09-03 16:42:38 UTC

Louis Rossman is fuckin based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2567PR-lIw

2026-09-03 15:57:15 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/ca3211edcc0e6cda0d9f8fc2772b1290eff97b3a26e230c8de58190a98d33f4e.png
#bitcoin #bullrun #fuckbears

2026-09-03 13:01:53 UTC

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The civil tort system has to bankrupt them so hard that no one wants to touch these businesses.

2026-09-02 17:06:28 UTC

The memes will continue until morale improves.
https://blossom.primal.net/1efe90df8d867a4628984b79004614db467cc15d98be702adf67dce832ce3647.png
https://blossom.primal.net/2e64ff826bcf186c679be01daba504d7a03649b712f201e6f013662c5e5a6dbd.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/094dad708861292e01c34489b45b8fee02eedb9f589d0926159e6de9ccf59e5b.png

2026-09-02 16:11:26 UTC

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Before AI: Make security "good enough", hope no one finds
After AI: 18 Year Old with 90IQ and high risk tolerance pwns you
Before AI: I trust the apps from Google, Amazon, Apple to be secure and run my whole life/sensitive data.
After AI: Governments, corpos and hackers breach you and scan your whole life
#nevent1q…kz6p

2026-09-02 15:38:38 UTC

Before AI, you could hope that important information would stay hidden as a needle in a haystack.
Now everyone has an army of feds in their pocket they can deploy basically for free to find that needle. you hoped they wouldn't. Start defending yourself accordingly
#privacy #opsec

2026-09-02 15:27:11 UTC

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This rip was excellent. Crowdstrike founder explaining the geopolitics and economics of cyber in detail https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ0GTEgJMOM

2026-09-02 13:57:06 UTC

It's wild how normies can be completely dormant on things like NSA tapping SMS and push notifications for like 2 decades then suddenly be activated for the Flock Current Thing (TM).
I personally welcome it but it's a good time to nudge them toward a holistic approach.
https://blossom.primal.net/dc0aa1bfe031549bfc05510a216f1e23a3c7a27c3f7970b6ad50ca8b18a3e93c.png

2026-09-01 16:59:45 UTC

If you don't care about #privacy, think about the AI scanning "needle in a haystack" capability mixed with an evil captured judiciary. Now you should care.

2026-09-01 16:50:00 UTC

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What would you say are your top likes/dislikes?
Who would you say Omarchy is "for"? Asking cuz im considering if my normie friends and fam could handle it

2026-09-01 15:22:08 UTC

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I've been on the fence about Omarchy but now i might spite run it. https://blossom.primal.net/80ba5c68113f303c0497102fe1eb36c0bdbdf0b9224707585bc82fcb4647c127.png
#nevent1q…wwzt

2026-09-01 15:21:46 UTC

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Cope. https://blossom.primal.net/80ba5c68113f303c0497102fe1eb36c0bdbdf0b9224707585bc82fcb4647c127.png

2026-08-30 12:43:19 UTC

GM
No matter how bad you feel, just remember there are people using AI to live out a Good Will Hunting LARP.
https://blossom.primal.net/11eaf43a35a971c0eee9175093503c1a19c6ee73e2081224764e23039ca943e4.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/11eaf43a35a971c0eee9175093503c1a19c6ee73e2081224764e23039ca943e4.jpg
#gm #funny #memestr

2026-08-28 20:00:13 UTC

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the link attached has all the information including the audio clip itself

2026-08-28 14:47:08 UTC

Lmao
https://blossom.primal.net/8255242426bdfe0dcda6532e1922ba485f72df573fc7b84c86fd4eeb3b66f391.mp4

2026-08-28 13:39:12 UTC

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This might have been an admission or dare I say a cry for help: https://blossom.primal.net/985685d1577d8585683c5bc57c6a9c884f5e1cfed35d6da3d4efd2d05330d413.png
Timestamped clip: https://www.pullthatupjamie.ai/app/share?clip=01ed195c-4199-45d6-882b-25356356cbcd_p67
#nevent1q…knx8

2026-08-28 12:39:08 UTC

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It made sense to me. What's the most wild is how the narrative and marketing around reset has morphed and adapted.
https://blossom.primal.net/7e0c778229fc11ef5ea24d14bfe49df16313c49ace34e2de48fe92a6d738dcfe.png

2026-08-26 19:55:03 UTC

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@nprofile…hs8c said it best along the lines of:
"On 911 I learned that I wasn't really safe.
In '08 I learned that my country wasn't really rich and the whole system is corrupt.
In 2020 I learned that all my neighbors were nazis waiting for instructions from a fuhrer to turn me in"

2026-08-22 02:31:22 UTC

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Credit where it's due: Danny on WBD did cover it and insert it in his convo with the FROST Snap guys.

2026-08-22 02:28:01 UTC

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https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrngntmnfcwrcj53k74udfd7zq0m8r4asalsn7ang5nfj7e25w88szypzn24g6gqn3kpv6hy4hreat06rsqps69kgmp5s0xyl0stc996cg2sngsu3

2026-08-22 02:26:40 UTC

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I got it from this guy: I had a professor that was really bright. Literal Bell Labs employee and taught like 5 very advanced courses in engineering.
He was a chill southern guy that spoke like a gentlemanly version of Hank Hill. If you brought up Bill Gates he would freak out and say "BILL GATES IS AN ASSHOLE" and he had OP posted on the wall of his office.

2026-08-22 02:13:55 UTC

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He's Cramer adjacent.
Saw him in the elevator in Austin the other day.

2026-08-22 02:13:08 UTC

Microsoft will stop making things that suck when they start making vacuum cleaners.

2026-08-21 21:59:56 UTC

AI companies will pay a team of UX Designers $696,420 per year to make the chat interface scroll all the way up a 100 message chat session and force you to spend 30s scrolling to the bottom.

2026-08-21 16:23:22 UTC

Right now the market is demonstrating why it's best to just HODL.
https://blossom.primal.net/7eb96e674c3424286e677482247b39bc885f09530af159c7a0367288a0e4a23b.png

2026-08-21 13:51:15 UTC

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GM fren have a glorious day

2026-08-21 11:26:17 UTC

How it started vs how its going
https://blossom.primal.net/5596873059c6cfd7f1425a8e47b73ba8e1e8a1e3b705aa1355a76f3448fbf865.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/eb914f2b4ef1057055c6520e6d048f55c9fac0c0de9a3191b846f9a029fdebe6.jpg
#gm #bitcoin #memestr #bearszn

2026-08-21 02:40:24 UTC

My bear market Ditto theme is on life support
One BABABOOEY = 1 Prayer
https://blossom.primal.net/8e0e98b6a07529927358465dfb5cfb9f3f205135d03475faa2dbb0316c78c6b1.png

2026-08-21 02:34:05 UTC

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LinkedIn normies BTFO

2026-08-21 02:33:33 UTC

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Idk about you but its easy for me to recognize a real engineer from a LARP in ten seconds
I recognized it in Saylor. It would be like saying Edison is a bum because hes a big meanie.

2026-08-21 02:27:50 UTC

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I might put Ronald McDonald on a yacht with an end the fed tshirt and laser eyes after 300k

2026-08-21 02:26:31 UTC

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I made my ditto nostr page Mcdonalds themed and i dont wanna change it

2026-08-21 02:07:29 UTC

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Coinjoin your face

2026-08-20 23:30:38 UTC

This pump feels a lot like the one after SVB

2026-08-20 17:16:57 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f12c22a93bba728b26dd202b7d84b3d3dffc1c9fb9d42a5689c53d5cfd0fce84.png

2026-08-20 13:11:40 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/d7fe7d992783c1269342c7ada6eb597ad3d8730c1eefdc7a0d92a74fc1598fec.png

2026-08-20 00:28:48 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/e45bfd94e077712bc35f9f08a8942a03f13b4c2036e5bb870f7932a8c0a2cb6d.png
#nevent1q…me8x

2026-08-20 00:21:59 UTC

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tell him he has a small weiner when you see him

2026-08-20 00:09:27 UTC

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Con artists love 10 dollar words and name changes.

2026-08-18 21:26:22 UTC

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Realize the truth. There was no trust in hardware. You only trusted influencers. https://blossom.primal.net/53a442cb0da8b084ce87639cfe161f5983dd3d7b1126be3e946dd6220057c901.png

2026-08-18 02:29:14 UTC

How long until we start coinjoining cars just to fuck with Flock?

2026-08-18 00:27:40 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/b54fab7e65a8b1e5d455d499eb9cff20b797e0bdbdc89e15d24b088f68e8fed0.png

2026-08-17 22:03:20 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/31c94c91ddb562989aca28bcf918113e94bf13ebe7c96322a8cc50adada032bd.png

2026-08-17 21:45:09 UTC

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I do the same thing with arguments. I pretend I'm the other person poking holes in my argument or looking for the strong points in the other persons. The sycophancy bias is pretty bad I wish they'd train it out or open source would be more No BS. It's not good for anyone.

2026-08-17 11:07:19 UTC

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It's a weird mindset to think you can just verbally abuse someone indefinitely and them not do anything about it. I appreciate some of Darthcoin's takes but this is a freedom of association issue. No where else would he have gotten the amount of slack he did.

2026-08-16 18:46:01 UTC

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It is truly a dark day in our country when a poor unprotected FLOCK camera gets treated this way.
https://blossom.primal.net/1eb7c8034ba9a5f022627a56c5e3788fe30bb8988ece5c94faaee4bef4031217.png

2026-08-16 00:57:34 UTC

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Yes.