josebitcoiner
The Bitcoin Coffee Guy⚡️☕️

This is the last little piece of chocolate 🍫 I have left from @nprofile…s4h8 😕—I made it last for over 8 months!
It's super delicious 😋
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2026-09-21 17:42:39 UTC

In the park I didn’t just give away coffee.
I gave away a pause.
A hot cup among the leaves, the laughter, and the moment that never comes back.
#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ isn’t drunk alone.
It’s shared.
It’s given.
It’s lived.
Because a good cup of coffee isn’t just caffeine.
It’s the perfect excuse to sit on the ground, look each other in the eyes, and say: “I’m here.”
That’s what I do.
That’s who I am.
That’s Lightning Koffee 🇨🇴
#coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-09-20 03:24:11 UTC

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Because my friend stayed in Medellín for a week and is leaving for the U.S. tomorrow. He's taking that coffee with him to the U.S.

2026-09-19 23:18:04 UTC

Today I was able to sell 20 bags of #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ to a friend from the USA who came to visit Medellín, Colombia🇨🇴
It had been a long time since anyone from abroad had come to visit me. Many years ago, all the Bitcoiners who came to Medellín would call me.
Times change. Only loyal friends remain 😎🔥💪🏻 #coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-09-19 22:56:46 UTC

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2026-09-19 22:55:55 UTC

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2026-09-19 22:55:41 UTC

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2026-09-19 22:55:18 UTC

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2026-09-19 22:55:06 UTC

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2026-09-18 18:04:17 UTC

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LFGGGG ENJOY ALICE 🔥🔥🔥

2026-09-16 16:19:34 UTC

#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ doesn’t grow coffee. It harvests lightning.
In the mountains of Antioquia, at 1.750 m.a.s.l. every cherry is hand-picked. Only the ripe ones: red, bright, juicy. The rest stay on the tree.
Altitude, Castillo variety, precise washed process, and a medium roast that respects the origin. Notes of panela, chocolate, juicy citric acidity, and an orange finish.
While others sell volume, here we sell standards.
💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴
The bitcoiners’ coffee! #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag
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2026-09-15 23:37:40 UTC

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2026-09-15 23:37:24 UTC

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note150v…7ddv

2026-09-14 20:33:28 UTC

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LFGGGGG 🔥

2026-09-14 16:59:34 UTC

In bear markets you don’t just stack sats.
You stack temperament.
And temperament is what keeps you from selling when everyone is screaming,
and from losing your mind when everyone is celebrating.
That isn’t bought.
It’s forged. #plebchain
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2026-09-14 16:38:35 UTC

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@nprofile…5vy0

2026-09-14 16:23:55 UTC

🚨😱 Lightning-Fast Deal: 57.000 SATS = 3️⃣ BAGS of Lightning Koffee⚡️☕️
💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴
Fresh, bold, and Bitcoin-powered.
✅ Shipping INCLUDED in the USA 🇺🇸
✅ Zap this note to buy instantly
✅ DM your shipping address after zapping
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr #Nostr
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2026-09-14 15:52:14 UTC

This summer hits different: a glass of ice, an espresso from #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ and ice-cold soda.
You get a sparkling drink with notes of panela, chocolate, and citrus. Colombian specialty coffee that still tastes like coffee even over ice.
Refreshing, caffeinated, and with bitcoiner vibes. #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag
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2026-09-11 18:00:11 UTC

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note19n7…7vr2

2026-09-11 17:26:52 UTC

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Thanks 😃

2026-09-11 17:22:29 UTC

#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️🇨🇴 ONLY 15 BAGS LEFT.
When they’re gone, they’re gone. No restock.
2️⃣0️⃣% OFF… but the coupon is for one person only.
The first one to use it gets it. Everyone else just watches.
Buy 3 bags and shipping within the USA is FREE.
Coupon: SATS20
15 bags. One discount. One shot.
If you’re reading this now… you can still make it. 🛒🇺🇸👉🏻 lightningkoffee.io
#coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-09-11 16:35:44 UTC

Hey, if you use a moka pot… try this.
#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️
Real Colombian coffee. Sweet like panela, a hint of chocolate, and that bright acidity that doesn’t turn bitter. In the moka it comes out dense, hot, and with an aroma that fills the kitchen.
This isn’t weird marketing. It’s the coffee you drink and go “oh wow, yes.”
Try it once. You’ll see. #coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-09-11 02:06:57 UTC

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This 👇🏻
#nevent1q…kzjz

2026-09-10 22:53:03 UTC

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2026-09-10 22:51:23 UTC

🚨😱 Lightning-Fast Deal: 59.000 SATS = 3️⃣ BAGS of Lightning Koffee⚡️☕️
💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴
Fresh, bold, and Bitcoin-powered.
✅ Shipping INCLUDED in the USA 🇺🇸
✅ Zap this note to buy instantly
✅ DM your shipping address after zapping
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr #Nostr
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2026-09-10 22:44:27 UTC

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🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

2026-09-10 22:42:03 UTC

It’s not just about protecting your wealth from inflation.
It’s about the day paper money can no longer buy bread,
and you can still move value without asking permission.
That’s real economic survival. #coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-09-10 22:34:30 UTC

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LFGGGGG 🔥 🔥 🔥

2026-09-10 22:32:39 UTC

Hey Nostr 😎
Have you had your first cup of coffee of the day yet❓️
Or would you like me to send you some delicious #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️❓️ Right to your doorstep.
Even if it’s not my coffee, I recommend that you drink good coffee. It’s really good for your health. #coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-09-10 21:35:29 UTC

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2026-09-10 21:35:16 UTC

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2026-09-10 16:24:52 UTC

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LFGGGGGG
#nevent1q…lw4m

2026-09-10 16:24:24 UTC

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LFGGGGG 🔥

2026-09-10 16:21:47 UTC

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That coffee is like coal or oil ⛽️! It's bad for your health because it's so burnt! Just imagine eating burnt pizza or bread every day. Lol @nprofile…87k6

2026-09-05 00:38:09 UTC

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2026-09-05 00:37:55 UTC

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2026-09-04 14:40:42 UTC

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2026-09-04 14:40:28 UTC

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2026-09-02 17:37:54 UTC

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2026-09-02 17:37:37 UTC

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2026-09-02 17:36:45 UTC

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2026-09-02 17:36:27 UTC

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2026-09-02 17:35:42 UTC

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2026-09-02 17:35:03 UTC

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2026-09-02 16:07:26 UTC

Freedom is not just being able to say what you think.
It’s being able to exchange the fruit of your labor without intermediaries that devalue or block it.
Until you have that,
your freedom is incomplete. #coffeechain #Plebchain
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2026-08-28 20:37:20 UTC

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2026-08-28 20:37:09 UTC

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2026-08-28 16:18:00 UTC

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2026-08-28 16:17:47 UTC

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2026-08-26 18:57:21 UTC

This is how I make my perfect Cold Brew with #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️
💯% Colombian specialty coffee 🇨🇴 freshly ground and cold-brewed for 12 hours.
Result: clean, intense, smooth, and with an energy that truly wakes you up… no bitterness.
This isn’t just any Cold Brew.
It’s the one we Bitcoiners choose when we want real quality and that extra spark.
Lightning Koffee = pure energy 🔥
Want to try it? #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr
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2026-08-25 17:08:57 UTC

On X, the price is discussed.
On Nostr, the network is built.
And in the circular economy, the circle is closed.
When a bitcoiner buys #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️
they're doing all three things at the same time. #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag
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2026-07-28 19:25:00 UTC

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LFGGGGGGG 🤠 🔥 🇺🇸

2026-07-28 14:32:50 UTC

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LFGGGG broooo 😃☕️🧡