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Its windmills all the way down

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multiplexer.huszonegy.world

relay.mostr.pub

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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2026-08-21 22:18:57 UTC

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Needs some of yhe FIPs

2026-08-11 00:10:34 UTC

https://x.com/thsottiaux/status/2086874565909815403
@nprofile…wh3a

2026-08-04 14:48:21 UTC

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2026-08-04 14:47:52 UTC

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2026-08-04 14:47:45 UTC

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2026-08-04 14:47:13 UTC

GM from the protocol seas

2026-08-03 21:19:55 UTC

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the fact that its still active is appalling! The shop needs to die, like yesterday

2026-08-03 20:38:41 UTC

@nprofile…dnhq wtf! The balls you have to send this email now.
#wtfnvk
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2026-08-03 03:40:17 UTC

I built a self-contained guide for our internal Multisig rotation for replacing affected Coldcard seeds and i'm publishing it as an #nsite:
https://5c1zux4p3v4hcj9q4kumfcbo3494lqydx2scp9uax5bwnxu9jrseed-rotation.nsite.lol/
My heart goes out to everyone affected. We are all dealing with a shitstorm and we all need a little bit of help, especially people who can't run TailsOS and more technical tools.
The guide uses physical randomness, offline tools, has printable worksheets for coin flips/playing cards, BIP-39 lookup table and deliberate verification. I'm publishing it as an , because it is actually verifiable, static, has no dependencies, makes no network calls and is self-signed by me which is very easily verifiable including the sha256 hashes below.
#thankYouNostr
I've tried to make it as simple and cover as many common devices as possible that people may have, but the complexity still exists because you need to calculate the checksum and need a trusted dumb airgapped generator for that. The best we have are @nprofile…w6hy, @nprofile…nc08 and #krux, if you have those. If not use Trezor or Coldcard (empty) after upgrading the firmware if your device survives. If you can use TailsOS, you probably don't need this guide, but can use it to help someone. @nprofile…cd8v, @nprofile…2zy3
Stay calm, understand the process before acting, verify each step, and ask someone you trust for help if it feels overwhelming.
Hashes:
index.html sha256:
5607d431e984b722e78fc605980500ee0e3dc510d1d2ed4fdf8e30ebf1419236
Manifest event:
25c5aed357eef95f4ee2c8f6a91355b56e19f7178dc663f45ce09edf892a1439
Source:
https://github.com/jodobear/seedGen
Verify everything. Never enter your seed phrase, passphrase, private keys, or wallet data into this site.
*if you find any errors or want to make it better, please contribute. Thank you!

2026-08-02 21:08:28 UTC

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yes, seed is fine, but need the CC to compute checksum, but apparently its not even good for that anymore

2026-08-02 18:39:48 UTC

Did anyone successfully flash the new firmware on any of the Coldcards? Were you successful or did it brick your device?
This is NOT TO RECOMMEND GENERATING NEW SEEDS on the Coldcard even after flashing new firmware
#asknostr
https://blossom.primal.net/f023f6953166d02d25f005c8d87c41dc76999fe9b4686daa15b680c20688e305.jpg

2026-08-02 15:16:03 UTC

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the email was legit and all links were good - which in this case is bad within this context.

2026-08-02 14:32:40 UTC

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#wtfnvk

2026-08-02 11:48:11 UTC

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Any lawyers want in Canada want to take this up?
#nevent1q…rgnv

2026-08-02 11:43:45 UTC

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So, it took a little digging but we found where it actually says on the website that they delete customer data. Wasn't easy, because the first place you'd look is in Privacy Policy and its not there - why? Because, it would be legally binding.
We found it in the blog post Paper Spam (published on 24th July 2026, ironic) - and guess what the blog is about - again shitting on other people and companies. Karma is a bitch, but this time it hurt others, a lot of others.
As far as I understand, even if the Privacy Policy doesn't say "We delete all customer data,..., after 120 days", which by the way sometimes is also 90, because they don't know what the story originally was. If you keep repeating this and make people believe in it every time you go on a Podcast to shit on other projects and have it written in a blog post with the effect that this is true and how it distinguishes you from your competitors, clearly constitutes as misleading customers and fraud. Because your brand is built on the fact that you are selling privacy, and all the people now receiving emails that last came in contact with coinkite.com years ago is a violation of the privacy you promised over and over which in the same blog you say lead to "spam" and attacks if you keep customer data.
The blog post & Privacy Policy has been saved to the way back machine. The Privacy Policy says it hasn't changed since 1st May 2026.
https://blossom.primal.net/dfb792fc584acc8f8805f928aa17f369a9cf4a68c2ff907d65e5f8d753812108.png
https://web.archive.org/web/20260802110233/https://blog.coinkite.com/paper-spam/
https://web.archive.org/save/https://coinkite.com/privacy
#nevent1q…0w8k

2026-08-02 10:57:29 UTC

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yep, received emails

2026-07-31 00:09:25 UTC

feeding nostr pet

2026-07-24 14:51:57 UTC

Yo!

2026-07-04 13:01:13 UTC

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Its the kids this time https://blossom.primal.net/6ea280ca9730c5f176a90f49198a623154f85be229fd85d5007b9ad2d0196139.jpg
#nevent1q…jsdu

2026-06-18 10:53:07 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/5eedfcf94ff136caa09ff16e9e6dcfff9b361e09b6f80720555b81a407701856.gif

2026-06-17 18:18:12 UTC

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Dude! Thank you for making this so I didn't have to! Took you less than 3 months! What a boss!
You should come for SEC-08! We even have a moonboard on the island - 2019
https://njump.me/naddr1qq9hxetr95crsttedakx7q3qs0veng2gvfwr62acrxhnqexq76sj6ldg3a5t935jy8e6w3shr5vsxpqqqp65w0wz9k6

2026-06-17 17:52:56 UTC

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Sent you a dm

2026-06-17 06:42:38 UTC

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SEC-08! You should be there!

2026-06-14 09:48:35 UTC

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The program is designed for high-bandwidth communication and cross-pollination through active participation and revolves around the demo day. It has a weekly cadence and you won't really get it unless you participate. If you think you can, let's get on a call

2026-06-12 11:14:00 UTC

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You should come for SEC-08!
https://primal.net/soveng/sec-08-yolo

2026-06-12 11:08:48 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/5eedfcf94ff136caa09ff16e9e6dcfff9b361e09b6f80720555b81a407701856.gif

2026-06-10 16:03:33 UTC

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@nprofile…jvwp

2026-06-03 09:02:14 UTC

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Yo ✌🏻

2026-06-02 06:47:33 UTC

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Ha! That'd be good for me too. I need to get back in shape as well

2026-06-01 16:56:30 UTC

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It did have some spice, but that was a fun rip! Thanks for having me, you guys are great to hangout with. See you on the island 🏴‍☠️
#nevent1q…en90

2026-06-01 16:56:17 UTC

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for which project?

2026-05-31 08:06:42 UTC

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Yougot to be @nprofile…n66j

2026-05-31 06:03:24 UTC

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I've no problem with save to Google, you should add save to Apple too, but I really don't see how UX improves by removing Amber login when normies are used to multiple login paths, ill.
https://blossom.primal.net/c0d80f6326a6d8c7f36266be0a261dfe0062cde07f27a1883aadb2f5daa42407.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/cb8a834ff3d5ea5ca34dbf8f6236d87a19428105b965acda19af6875f9bfd4b0.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/4828ada250bb963ff0feac6b9329b8253959c47d203a5d3d0707f4cae9059667.jpg

2026-05-30 16:51:58 UTC

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@nprofile…80qt

2026-05-30 16:51:18 UTC

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@nprofile…kpl2

2026-05-28 10:36:50 UTC

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@nprofile…5gec

2026-05-28 10:36:05 UTC

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@nprofile…k735

2026-05-23 20:25:49 UTC

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It would really help if you shared your perspectives on the risks and how the tradeoffs of this implementation of onchain zaps address them and/or make them irrelevant, in detail. That'd help the discourse.

2026-05-20 11:54:16 UTC

Are there any active nostr podcasts? Doesn't matter how small
#asknostr

2026-05-19 15:24:14 UTC

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Well said. Onchain zaps is the hallmark of how NOT to build it right.
If I ever need to give an example of a retarded idea, this will be it
#nevent1q…ejse

2026-04-05 19:28:03 UTC

The first Quake3 LAN Party was played over @nprofile…vhfa at @nprofile…lvze SEC-07 where 4 players connected over Ethernet and one over Internet
I've become rusty, but what a blast!
https://blossom.primal.net/097ae839d76758b5836d518cc1008b49329eff2169a439a2a172806f24f9f2ae.png

2026-03-29 00:35:58 UTC

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The Autists
https://blossom.primal.net/8ea8fe8231f008b8cc46432783144199cfffba2b837d0041e60841274e49b3ea.webp
#nevent1q…nred

2026-03-28 00:25:14 UTC

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good time to read:
https://blossom.primal.net/294a50bbfcfb2c77f06ba2313f8e57300b88bc66348290d3e55887bf3e120dac.jpg

2026-03-19 17:38:05 UTC

I can contradict everything i say, i know not any truth

2026-03-13 17:05:35 UTC

@nprofile…x06p yo! What's the colour of your sky?

2026-02-08 11:07:30 UTC

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👀
#nevent1q…eq29

2026-02-05 15:25:46 UTC

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#nevent1q…mty4
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