TBone

Father.
Homesteader.
Steak Approver.
Ungovernable.
Unemployable.
#bitcoin only
#nostr only

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Last Notes

2026-08-11 04:24:34 UTC

I just vibe-coded my first app for my Pebble watch. AI is fucking wild.
If you have a Pebble, go look in the store for 'Bitcoin' by Tbone

2026-07-15 01:30:10 UTC

LFG
#nevent1q…546d

2026-07-10 08:16:04 UTC

I spent the morning milking a cow and gathering eggs, most of the day making my child laugh and playing piano, the afternoon singing sea shantys with men, and the evening sharing home-grown lamb and good wine with my fiancee.
This is life advice.

2026-06-02 07:04:53 UTC

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I figure I can get something that will reach my home wifi. Additionally I've found some interesting alternatives that bounce footage around on a mesh network via RF which would be amazing for farms but perhaps too low bandwidth.
Rather than swapping out SDs I'd rather get notified in realtime so I can 'take action' and pop goes the weasel.

2026-06-02 05:41:47 UTC

#asknostr
Self hosted CCTV camera with night vision, wifi and solar panel.
What do you use? Go!
I gotta figure out what's taking my chooks and how they're getting in. And before you ask, no I'm not going to sit out in the garden in the middle of the night wearing a gilly suit waiting to pop pop foxes.
#farmstr

2026-05-20 04:07:53 UTC

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... but in Australia, you definitely have to keep your wits about you and a blow torch at your side.
When it turns on you, it must be killed with fire.

2026-04-29 11:29:25 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…jnke

2026-04-28 06:03:01 UTC

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Straight off our cow as a roast. 24 hours of soaking in a secret mix of our fermented butter milk and other things. Then drained and slow cooked with a bunch of spices in the oven.
It's a lot of work, but when you do cows, you try to eat all of it.

2026-04-27 23:49:04 UTC

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Texture of a perfect brisket. Fat turned out delicious. Just enough of a hint of silverside flavor to say, "yes, I'm usually dog meat".

2026-04-27 08:28:54 UTC

Proof of work
#nevent1q…rwn3

2026-04-27 08:28:14 UTC

Find a girl who can make silverside palettable.
Marry her.
That's the post.

2026-04-16 21:47:22 UTC

If your eggs are all the same size and color, you're doing it wrong.
#nevent1q…9xtt

2026-04-16 10:46:35 UTC

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No pesticides used here.
Local beer.
Rain water.
🤷

2026-04-16 02:35:08 UTC

You all have a beer in the shower after mowing the lawn, right?
#asknostr

2026-04-13 07:52:00 UTC

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Sure did. Found a sprog dealer in SA. 😂

2026-04-12 23:16:28 UTC

Welcome to this world, Triton. Congrats, mumma Neptune.
The first of our Murranguni trial. (Murray grey cross Nguni)
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2026-04-10 04:49:52 UTC

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... baby don't rob me, don't rob me, no more. 🎶

2026-04-10 04:43:59 UTC

Underwhelming quote of the day:
Female mosquitos can live up to 4 weeks, which is significantly lower than the average human life expectancy.

2026-04-05 05:30:13 UTC

#nevent1q…3a6g
✅
Now we just need the theme song and the Nobel peace prize.
#nevent1q…d0ms

2026-04-04 10:04:24 UTC

We're about to see the 'hero behind enemy lines' episode.
#note1qqq…n5w5

2026-03-22 06:25:58 UTC

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He was made for 'brute force'

2026-03-21 22:04:50 UTC

$39,000,000,000,000 US debt.
Yes, I've been keeping track.
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2026-03-21 08:18:16 UTC

Chuck Norris died.
I didn't think that was even possible.

2026-03-20 05:10:00 UTC

Grow 👏 Your 👏Own 👏Food
#nevent1q…g7hd

2026-03-19 08:23:31 UTC

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Actual interesting fact.
Although I don't think the 'A' standard is strictly metric, you can take any size (A4,A3 etc.) and divide the long side by the short side and you get √2.
Also, if you fold A0 in half, you get A1, fold that on half you get A2, etc.