Cap'n PacificNic 🏴‍☠️

Enthusiastic member of the all-powerful bike lobby and sinister zero covid communist. Motivational doomer. World-renowned avoider of restaurants and public indoor spaces. Cowering omnipotent neurodivergent hermit living in fear without fucks left to give.

My rate is $25/CitAtIon.

*I screen my followers. I will only approve your request to follow if you have a post and reply history.

pronouns: he/him, they/them