Cyph3rp9nk

This CIA agent sold you on the idea that filtering spam on Bitcoin was bad because it favored private mempools. Core sold you the same narrative.
Now the CIA agent goes to work on private mempools.
https://blossom.primal.net/b158784e7b8d66903b40f5e1cd43317d18707f919b4a65a5919665dab55dc61d.jpg

2026-09-30 19:01:26 UTC

Day 24 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-29 09:30:46 UTC

Day 23 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-28 10:38:28 UTC

Let them go to the Vatican—besides, the kids will have a good time with the priests.
https://blossom.primal.net/408d483a4dbc49a3b094f279be600a198572aed7f28057ced854acbabf05579d.jpg

2026-09-28 09:49:25 UTC

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Bitget crypto exchange begins resuming withdrawals following $388 million hack.
#nevent1q…yjl2

2026-09-28 09:49:04 UTC

Day 22 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-27 14:02:42 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/99dd09c08433a47b19573f7bb561b34df1a3f2f751650f7971d32a015d326f70.jpg

2026-09-27 13:56:32 UTC

In Spain, during the supposedly toughest days of the fake pandemic, government ministers were out with hookers and doing cocaine.
The same thing happened with the president of England.
And you, you idiot, still believe it?
Six years later, the disinformation media are still saying that a wave of COVID is coming this winter 😂.
To be honest, I find all this kind of funny.
#nevent1q…5rl6

2026-09-27 13:52:49 UTC

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Those of you living in Europe right now.
Zero birth rate and ethnic replacement.

2026-09-27 13:49:14 UTC

If you believed the fake pandemic and injected that magic potion into your veins, you deserve to be deceived over and over again 😂.
https://blossom.primal.net/46d9fd73ec4d5dc85273edd73bf2ec2fa879b7e4ebe4f5ae56118d9fb04891d2.mp4

2026-09-27 08:22:28 UTC

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Adolf Hitler

2026-09-27 08:21:23 UTC

The funny thing is that the European John and Karen (Paco and Charo) don’t have a clue.
Immigrants are given housing, food, and money, while Europeans struggle to make ends meet, buy a home, and so on.
Immigrants are allowed to commit crimes; the police do nothing against them, while Europeans aren’t even allowed to put up a beach umbrella.
Europeans were required to get vaccinated against a fake pandemic, and if you board a plane, they check you down to your sphincter, yet immigrants who come to Europe to commit crimes are allowed to enter without any kind of medical screening.
Despite all this, John and Karen still believe in democracy.
Don't they realize that this is an invasion controlled by the European political class itself, serving who knows what supranational interests?

2026-09-27 08:15:29 UTC

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Exactly, and everything is moving faster than I expected.

2026-09-27 08:13:39 UTC

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Don Adolfo Parera

2026-09-27 08:12:57 UTC

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Nos hemos convertido en una nación de maricones y cobardes, ya no queda nada de los Tercios.

2026-09-27 08:10:35 UTC

1926 😂
“Even France must be counted among these states. Not only does she constantly replenish to an increasing extent her army out of the colored population of her enormous Empire, but also from a racial viewpoint her permeation by negro blood is increasing so rapidly as to permit us to speak of the creation of an African state on European soil. The present colonial policy of France cannot be compared with that of the Germany of the past. If the present development of France should continue for another three hundred years, the last bit of Frankish blood will perish in the European-African mulatto state which is in the process of formation. A huge solid settlement, the Rhine to the Congo, populated by a lower race, formed gradually by a continuous bastardization.”

2026-09-27 08:03:11 UTC

All the predictions of the Austrian painter have come true, frankly that's quite an achievement.
The Unabomber predicted things decades in advance, the Austrian painter predicted things a century in advance.

2026-09-27 08:01:56 UTC

The Spaniards fighting against the Muslims for 800 years to expel them and now the traitorous politicians in barely 15 years have flooded us with Muslims again.

2026-09-27 06:24:06 UTC

Day 21 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-26 07:42:51 UTC

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The hacker hasn't returned the funds and they don't have 50 million dollars to plug the hole.
They're looking to see who's the fool who'll lend them the money to plug the hole.

2026-09-26 07:37:29 UTC

Day 20 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-25 21:17:54 UTC

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I wouldn't know how to answer that; I suppose they've amassed too much power to be brought down.
But consider the ancient scriptures to be among the most radical teachings I've ever encountered—very difficult for any mortal to follow, and certainly far removed from the doctrine of the Catholic Church.
To me, Jesus is the most radical man who has ever lived, regardless of whether he is the son of God or not.
If I had to confess my moral creed, it would undoubtedly be the teachings of Jesus.

2026-09-25 21:12:38 UTC

There’s one thing I love about Nostr: the level of cultural discourse is usually much higher than on other social media platforms.
I tend to have radical opinions, and I don’t usually get insulted for them.
I’m grateful for that, since my opinions are the result of years of reflection—I didn’t arrive at them lightly.

2026-09-25 21:08:09 UTC

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Well, I'm an avid reader of the New Testament; unfortunately, 99.99% of Christians haven't read it—if they had, they would destroy the Catholic Church as an institution 🤭.

2026-09-25 21:05:33 UTC

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I disagree. Anarcho-capitalism fails when it comes to protecting borders, the concentration of power, and acting as a counterweight to unions…
It has many flaws.

2026-09-25 21:04:06 UTC

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Do you remember the fake pandemic? Most of them are bad people.

2026-09-25 21:02:31 UTC

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A truth isn't an ideology; an ideology is something that tries to indoctrinate. Ted's truth was simply, "You're screwed—accept it. The only solution is to return to a tribal society."
I don't think that's an ideology.

2026-09-25 20:59:53 UTC

Robosats are seriously, seriously undervalued
#nevent1q…scqf

2026-09-25 19:28:56 UTC

Ideologies don't solve the underlying problem; many people are evil, and the system rewards the evil.
Politicians rise to the top because they have no mercy on their rivals, no remorse, and no guilt—they’re simply psychopaths.
Big business tycoons like Bill Gates are more of the same; they get to the top because they have no scruples and ruin their rivals, trampling them mercilessly.
That won’t change—it doesn’t matter whether it’s communism or anarcho-capitalism.
As long as you live in society, nothing will change; the strongest will take advantage of you.
Ted Kaczynski understood this very well. Some thought Ted was an anarcho-primitivist, but I think they misunderstood him; Ted’s thinking had transcended any ideology.

2026-09-25 19:17:42 UTC

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Anarcho-capitalism has the same problem as communism: it assumes that people are good.

2026-09-25 19:16:25 UTC

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Exactly
💯

2026-09-25 19:11:55 UTC

Uncomfortable truths:
- All ideologies are garbage, from communism to anarcho-capitalism. Ideologies are only forms of mass control.
- Most people are neither prepared for freedom nor do they want it.
- You're not going to be able to change anything about this shitty world.
- The only one who was right from beginning to end was Ted Kaczynski.

2026-09-25 18:52:10 UTC

While they have 4200 bitcoins locked up for having lost 15% of them, the Epstein guys laugh at you by posting this shit:
https://blossom.primal.net/72c5f5b326ecae404fc521f357775acd0a08dda7e64ef4aac1983f9a15ef0aaf.mp4
#nevent1q…czyl

2026-09-25 15:25:55 UTC

Day 19 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-24 09:20:20 UTC

Day 18 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-23 04:57:24 UTC

Day 17 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-22 19:44:42 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/b8863111283f3d8d26d5822f97b323d7daefbc32e656c38d20298340ea1bf581.jpg

2026-09-22 19:01:37 UTC

Jimi Hendrix > Van Halen
That's all, few understand.
The rest are mortals.

2026-09-22 06:45:44 UTC

Day 16 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-21 11:24:00 UTC

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😂💯🙋‍♂️

2026-09-21 06:12:20 UTC

Day 15 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-20 20:51:46 UTC

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😂😂😂😂😂

2026-09-20 20:46:47 UTC

The Revolut hackers demanded $3 million in Monero.
Let’s be honest—if you were the Liquid hacker, for example, would you want to be paid in Monero or Bitcoin?
50 million in Bitcoin or Monero? Keep in mind that you’ll have the FBI/CIA on your tail, that Wasabi, for example, will block those addresses, etc.
https://blossom.primal.net/99b492d0ba6752aeee295411a5b15864723fd53e8fd7d69a4364a9ca8141a3a3.jpg

2026-09-20 18:33:19 UTC

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I meant "implemented on the clients"

2026-09-20 18:32:49 UTC

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Yeah, well, what I really meant was "implemented on the clients."

2026-09-20 18:25:47 UTC

By Samson Low (Liquid)
https://blossom.primal.net/e17d7f3283052b8b0ac8d1f0b0ca17809b12ef8f6672c0a9bfadb88d8056e841.jpg
#nevent1q…2jhl

2026-09-20 17:43:40 UTC

I think it's great that Monero is coming to Nostr; Monero is useful in this shitty, hyper-surveilled world.

2026-09-20 16:14:57 UTC

The fact that Andy Back is posting this crap while he’s withholding no less than 4,200 bitcoins from users is troubling, to say the least.
The possibilities I see are:
- He’s autistic.
- He’s a psychopath.
- He’s an asshole.
- He’s not worried because the Liquid theft was an inside job.
All of the above combinations are possible.
https://blossom.primal.net/da59e746f579a36b86245b6fb4cb0bb16b1c8c07e3c712c4cf5be99c8d891d8a.jpg

2026-09-20 12:08:22 UTC

Puedes ser español y ateo, pero lo quieras o no, tu cultura es la cristiandad, y la cristiandad es incompatible con el mundo musulmán y con el judaísmo.
Tanto los judíos como los musulmanes fueron expulsados en su día de España, ello nos llevó a alcanzar el dominio global.
Ahora mismo España está subyugada a los intereses del mundo anglosajón y el judaísmo, así nos va.

2026-09-20 12:03:49 UTC

Los musulmanes deben ser expulsados de Europa.
Los españoles son los únicos que pueden entender esto, porque literalmente estuvieron 800 años combatiendo contra ellos hasta que pudieron expulsarlos.
Nadie en Europa se está enterando de lo que está ocurriendo.

2026-09-20 10:57:58 UTC

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😂

2026-09-20 10:52:38 UTC

Esta es la nueva “España”, un país totalmente vendido a los intereses anglosajones y sionistas.
https://blossom.primal.net/736087d74d18a9eeb898d0758b5b29840dfa6d75a8a9af99c2b92852cbf43805.jpg

2026-09-20 07:16:21 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/81b8f7537304a6f2d5013ba41bae0d37783b2b95dfb8a3df95b94d3fd248367c.jpg

2026-09-20 07:07:35 UTC

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This is looking more and more like an inside job

2026-09-20 06:11:21 UTC

Day 14 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-19 20:34:32 UTC

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Bro bro bro 😂

2026-09-19 20:33:29 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ea935a4efe67e743e3edc084ae2e329b9dc289e13160b22baaf6f8e5928d0897.jpg

2026-09-19 19:36:09 UTC

Crypto is a scam, but Bitcoin isn't a scam.
#nevent1q…60xm

2026-09-19 19:34:40 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/c932375a082c2bc76fd73414c2c790c4c64c73ba57fc32aa24b62197fdfc6e0e.jpg

2026-09-19 19:24:15 UTC

#Bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/23d6817898efe42921f6992bbc4830d82a743f032929d9c65623142102b018cf.jpg

2026-09-19 15:03:59 UTC

Anything that holds funds on an online server will eventually be hacked, which makes Lightning service providers particularly vulnerable, as we have seen.
Only Bitcoin on the blockchain is secure—as long as it is not stored in a “hot” online wallet.
#nevent1q…u6w0

2026-09-19 13:14:28 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f7548938073fbed67ac49f7beb9fa92c2992a12eb670e858a8b0341804a96750.jpg

2026-09-19 12:26:11 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/8ad9c11ab63b3b9a5b65f6ee103eb6aa9d2d2a2f91de96f497250c87c2b2d2db.jpg

2026-09-19 12:02:43 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/490ae4d1c9e0bf5449f604ad8a4077a46d6877dfe127a456984070fd011fe8c8.jpg

2026-09-19 11:50:13 UTC

The Liquid Network has rebranded!
https://blossom.primal.net/7d7b632af27287254920174850240b0395df0f89142db949d9554f88f45957ac.jpg

2026-09-19 11:32:02 UTC

I used liquid as a kind of cache and to cover my tracks as well as rebalance lightning channels, I ignored Darthcoin, until my money in liquid got locked up.
One point for darthcoin, one less for me.
#nevent1q…pt32

2026-09-19 11:29:04 UTC

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😂

2026-09-19 11:28:41 UTC

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Yes

2026-09-19 06:32:26 UTC

😂💀
https://blossom.primal.net/da6624d7c50b4a6568a242e26a5462dc2b6ab02c3d1a061bcf31c1380ec8c9c1.jpg
#nevent1q…c7dd

2026-09-19 06:06:40 UTC

Day 13 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-18 18:36:05 UTC

@npub1yul…ncdu AML Reviews 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/978bc8b90f4c70b5dc58270d1c0e874d8572fae9714cc33d01d1b1ca190e976a.jpg

2026-09-18 18:31:08 UTC

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Noooo jajaja Indra es como se llama el nuevo sistema de swaps de Aqua

2026-09-18 18:20:49 UTC

If you have relatively small amounts in Liquid, withdraw them through the Aqua wallet.
Over the course of a few days, I was able to withdraw everything I had with a lot of patience.
Tips:
- Liquidity usually runs out around 3:00 UTC.
- Liquidity is replenished around 14:00 UTC.
- To avoid getting blocked by Indra, perform a swap every 5 minutes.
- Before performing a new swap, close the app completely and reopen it.
- If you want to go a little faster, switch between different IP addresses.
Fuck Blockstream—you’ve recovered 85%, and in return, all the other users are left without their money.

2026-09-18 12:59:41 UTC

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4200

2026-09-18 04:56:44 UTC

Day 12 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-17 20:52:41 UTC

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Aqua wallet

2026-09-17 05:52:12 UTC

Day 11 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-16 10:48:54 UTC

Day 10 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-15 04:58:22 UTC

Day 9 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-14 20:14:05 UTC

Another hack targeting CLN nodes
https://github.com/ElementsProject/lightning/issues/9498
#nevent1q…dhcj

2026-09-14 11:18:49 UTC

Day 8 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-13 13:49:48 UTC

The Liquid hacker left, a sad love story.
https://blossom.primal.net/2c85eb480e3ccdb25377555a9dd091ee02e818464450d7ce5505c89b269a7b29.mp4

2026-09-13 13:44:47 UTC

I'm surprised by the network activity I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
https://blossom.primal.net/5c31edea598e83bc9db16c14ac9b4ff1df11e025171c6a4fb3a5b5d39964b7b2.jpg
#nevent1q…g07q

2026-09-13 13:42:58 UTC

Liquid network update:
Two days ago a test pegout was performed.
the same amount was returned with pegin, after this two pegins the most recent one today.
https://blossom.primal.net/66d52400af66f76c8c66c7dbc6abd652ed9c5700ec70d28ed1e6fb5a6d0f33bc.jpg

2026-09-13 12:31:23 UTC

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We'll see…
As far as I'm concerned, it's not worth having coins exposed to risk right now…

2026-09-13 12:24:11 UTC

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- boltz
- CLN
- BTCPay Server
- lnp2pbot
- Alby
…Everything has been hacked in recent weeks…

2026-09-13 11:34:15 UTC

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Well, here's a theory that people don't usually like.
Bitcoin will reach the masses when Apple creates a Bitcoin wallet.

2026-09-13 11:18:07 UTC

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The only secure option is multi-signature and using different manufacturers.
I also don't recommend those setups that use only Bitcoin Core because, while I agree that Bitcoin Core is the most thoroughly reviewed software, you end up relying on a single piece of software and a single point of failure.

2026-09-13 11:09:15 UTC

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#nevent1q…a6nt

2026-09-13 11:05:46 UTC

Things I’ve gotten wrong:
- recommending Liquid
- recommending Jade
- recommending Lightning
- thinking that AI was a scam
What steps have I taken to prepare for what’s coming?
Don’t use any L2s; everything that’s been built around Lightning has also failed and will fail—Lightning is too complex a protocol.
Stick to L1, and if you’re looking for privacy, use CoinJoin.

2026-09-13 06:47:36 UTC

Day 7 after the Liquid hack.
User funds remain locked, pegout is not allowed.

2026-09-12 19:37:31 UTC

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Do you think a 10% cut under duress is okay?
Would you think it was fair if I did that to you?

2026-09-12 14:46:14 UTC

The Liquid cracker isn't going to respond anymore—he's on the run.
That moron tried to get people to pay 10% legally, and obviously that was outright extortion—and disproportionate, to boot.
The 600 bitcoins will eventually get mixed in.
We’ll see what happens with Liquid’s 1:1 backing.
On the one hand, Liquid is a network with 5 billion in assets; it would be stupid to let a network like that collapse over a 40 million shortfall, but we’ve already seen that Blockstream does stupid things.