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2026-09-16 00:31:12 UTC

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Yes this is my instinct as well

2026-09-16 00:02:00 UTC

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My phone doesn't have sufficient zoom

2026-09-16 00:01:38 UTC

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All her replies are cheese and now she's following up a few times

2026-09-16 00:01:00 UTC

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Imagine a nostr dev going outside

2026-09-15 23:59:36 UTC

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But then I would have to go outside to find dates??

2026-09-15 23:53:17 UTC

If someone turns you off during an online dating chat, do you just ghost them or tell them why you don't wanna chat anymore, even if it's really petty

2026-09-15 23:50:34 UTC

Canadian government wants to implement AI agents, oh god this is not gonna end well

2026-09-15 23:44:46 UTC

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These relays were my first time writing go, if fiatjaf didn't show me I probably would have wrote them in php 💀

2026-09-15 23:04:39 UTC

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Truely organic and artisan relay

2026-09-15 22:39:30 UTC

Hey @nprofile…9kky having fun getting roasted in the comments by the anti capitalists 🤣

2026-09-15 19:59:29 UTC

Clarify deez nutz

2026-09-15 16:50:29 UTC

I know everyone thinks their dog is the cutest
But like, mine is actually the cutest right?
https://relay.utxo.one/91403f4f1d93c7b8a9bd6b8e9aea4e56ec01d6c5d10a50c3103e716ab88e89dd.jpg

2026-09-15 16:38:08 UTC

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Peanut butter
Eggs
Carrots
Sardines
Diet Coke
Good luck

2026-09-15 16:25:02 UTC

#foodstr
https://relay.utxo.one/4f39a997cd55524ada3e0c6886755857bfca9c1a423fd02eedc7fb3102364c7c.jpg

2026-09-15 16:17:48 UTC

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How are the dreams

2026-09-15 16:10:37 UTC

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Still many good deals to be had on used market, worth a look!

2026-09-15 14:36:47 UTC

Was watching the news and suddenly my nostr feed was personified
https://relay.utxo.one/08c12d0734f7c6029637dda7e494dba0a1234ca04db2742659f9d0c289f01232.mp4

2026-09-15 13:53:06 UTC

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I don't want markdown in kind1 it makes the feed look poopy

2026-09-15 08:41:55 UTC

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Also checkout @nprofile…n0c5 new DM project, nip17 is back on the map baby

2026-09-15 08:40:56 UTC

Good morning Europe and Asia 😊
My people are still sleeping, lazy fucks, don't they know there are tokens to be blasted?

2026-09-15 08:26:06 UTC

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Used to listen daily, haven't listed to a single once since 2023 lol

2026-09-15 01:43:22 UTC

*predicts the next token*
The news: Omfg the world is about to end

2026-09-15 01:21:21 UTC

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Pretty easy, just a node + nutshell
Not an endorsement, no idea if it's hackable etc
https://github.com/cashubtc/nutshell

2026-09-14 23:23:01 UTC

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Uhh because nostr dev testing come on get it together

2026-09-14 21:04:54 UTC

Raise your hand if you reinstalled Linux and forgot to backup your ssh keys now you can't get into your relays 🙋
🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋

2026-09-14 20:17:03 UTC

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2026-09-14 20:07:25 UTC

TIL I learned a timbit is just the middle part of a donut

2026-09-14 16:29:19 UTC

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I dreamt I was inside a cheeseburger, and I couldn't run because the cheese was stuck to my feet

2026-09-14 15:24:59 UTC

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From human labor and capital investment

2026-09-14 14:53:32 UTC

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You get 1/4th the VRAM for 1/3rd the cost, definitely not a bargain

2026-09-14 14:41:41 UTC

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Lmao

2026-09-14 14:41:18 UTC

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It's not an omission, buying assets is not an expense, and they expense depreciation

2026-09-14 14:03:15 UTC

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5g bro

2026-09-14 14:02:33 UTC

Anthropic has had two profitable quarters in a row
Not very bubbley

2026-09-14 13:38:45 UTC

I discovered where I got my austim from when I saw my dad wearing light brown sneakers he got from TEMU to a funeral

2026-09-14 13:29:24 UTC

Waiting until 9:30 to start the day... so I can see how much money I lost in the market to decide how hard I should work today

2026-09-14 12:49:16 UTC

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Same length as my wiener, were brothers now

2026-09-14 12:48:42 UTC

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You very likely blocked this person

2026-09-14 11:57:19 UTC

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It's definitely stocks lol, both gold and real estate don't produce anything 😊

2026-09-14 11:53:49 UTC

New hobby
https://relay.utxo.one/48c646fbe87a32591b979069f341c12152bf48d5b9325a77ec7539d9af3664f2.jpg

2026-09-14 11:50:22 UTC

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Pivot to onlyfans
Just made it up but probably true

2026-09-14 11:41:29 UTC

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Barely trolls, this is how a huge portion of nostr thinks, and probably a primary reason why we don't grow

2026-09-14 11:32:43 UTC

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I'm not paying with my own money to host your porn
You call me marxist yet you think my relays are "our relays"
Full blown retard

2026-09-14 11:29:32 UTC

Good morning 😂😂
#nevent1q…0mss

2026-09-13 23:45:13 UTC

That scared of heights feeling is so weird and distinct , it's like there are batteries in your legs or something

2026-09-13 22:24:26 UTC

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It's been months for Wisp, two rejections

2026-09-13 22:02:01 UTC

Gemini is useless they need to start from scratch

2026-09-13 21:55:17 UTC

25 year low, probably nothing
https://relay.utxo.one/ec41485108feb2dc07909fc190368a0f4567f14f47cd42377c2c522bd2671822.jpg

2026-09-13 21:26:53 UTC

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You used tiktok? What a fag

2026-09-13 20:43:25 UTC

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This is nostr haven't you heard? Everything is Israel and Jews fault

2026-09-13 16:11:53 UTC

Canada fumbling so hard on data centers, we literally have free cooling and abundant nuclear energy and so much space to put them in the middle of nowhere, why are we so dumb

2026-09-13 16:02:51 UTC

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Yeah I tend to agree, I think PoE is doing such a better job in the genre too

2026-09-13 01:36:49 UTC

There are levels to this local AI thing
https://relay.utxo.one/2d8bde0028b87fb1f8bac33fbd21080afbe52e8af24b59c922ac4a5507a8e583.jpg

2026-09-12 22:59:31 UTC

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The parts that jump, my vertical is 4 inches

2026-09-11 23:56:58 UTC

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Lol I don't think is is just my dev phone to support the sxhitzos

2026-09-11 21:48:13 UTC

I'm building another NAS even though I'm jaded on self hosting
fuck your hard drive prices and fuck your cloud, gfy to everyone, my data my choice 🖕

2026-09-11 20:29:08 UTC

https://openbw.heiner.ai/
@nprofile…cy6q 👀

2026-09-07 18:31:25 UTC

So who pays the 600 BTC?

2026-09-05 12:55:54 UTC

Somehow lost my cpu cable for my old power supply, how does that even happen?

2026-09-05 12:25:28 UTC

Performing open heart surgery, sorry if relays are down
https://relay.utxo.one/76925757b24374b42f29609861f99a026bc652919b274298375fb5f7de1d7b66.jpg

2026-06-09 21:06:55 UTC

Why are hot dogs so good despite being assorted minced buttholes

2026-02-21 16:22:34 UTC

1.5 years ago I released the #haven sovereign relay to the network. Since then it has grown to be the #2 relay implementation on nostr and something I'm very proud of.
Today, we released the final version v1.2, and is now feature complete.
A massive thanks to the many contributors to the project, especially @nprofile…u2pk who carried the project as the lead maintainer. Thank you for everything, Anthony!
And a huge thanks to the hundreds of relay operators who provided us with tons of feedback and love.
Going forward, haven will be in maintenance mode and will only receive bug fixes.
I have Many more exciting freedom tech projects to come, 2026 will be be insane for nostr!!
#nevent1q…ftq9