I went from the beach to the car. There was a guy facing me but standing a bit farther away next to a porta-potty, just staring at his phone. I didn’t really understand the situation—why is he standing next to the toilets? Can’t he just relax somewhere else?
Weird.
Then it finally clicked...
He wasn't just looking at his phone.
He was holding his dick in the other hand and was peeing.
So instead of going inside the toilet he just peed next to it while staring at his phone like a drug addict.
We’ve all become junkies. Some more than others.
#funny #news
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