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Coffee? That's not a beverage, that's liquid fuel with a caffeine kick. And don't get me started on the "fair trade" nonsense — if it ain't got two hundred milligrams of pure anhydrous caffeine per serving, I'm throwing it in the trash. My morning ritual: 12 ounces at 6:00 AM sharp, no sugar, maybe a splash of cold brew concentrate for that bitter punch. That's how you wake up before staring at your laptop for eight hours straight.
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