N (nprofile…rrsm) should probably leave the continent if he knows what's good for him.
If I lost 2-5 BTC to this RNG fallback flaw, one I would feel pretty stupid, but two I would feel compelled to burn his house down with him inside it and be waiting outside with a rifle.
I can't be the only one on earth with a propensity to default to violence in this sort of situation.
Somebody is going to come for him. Just watch.