I have a great idea for a new "ai" chatbot. It always has the same response:
"If you have a health question, contact your primary care physician.
If you have an emergency, dial 911.
For all other questions, consult Wikipedia.
You are smart and quite attractive."
Would you like to invest a billion dollars in my startup?
#NoAI
Bryan Wright
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2026-09-04 18:13:59 UTC
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