💨⏩From zero to Bitcoin marketplace in 30 seconds.⏩🤯
No account. No email. No KYC. No seed phrase to write down.
Watch: one link → Fedi (npub1uq7…u0c2) installed → federation joined → wallet ready → two communities loaded → SatoshiMarket open → ready to pay bills, trade sats, buy anything.
30 seconds. I timed it. You can probably do it in 15.
This is what onboarding looks like when you stop asking people to understand Bitcoin and just let them use it.
One link. One tap. You’re in.
https://satoshimarket.app ⚡🧾
#bitcoin #ecash #fedimint
Bitcrazy🏄🏾♂️
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2026-04-01 21:58:36 UTC
Author Public Key
npub1ytm3v8mkup6mnc9z2zjy0zz2czdsfd3kal7hcup6jgu5a5lm885qhup3z6Published at
2026-04-01 21:58:36 UTCEvent JSON
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