from my angle, I’d like to add:
• constant stream of messages from creeps caught in a deep psychosexual conflict about intelligent women
• being offended that a bunch of your friends are on NSA’s leaked twitter watchlist, but not you
• realizing you haven’t heard from a guy in months, getting worried, and discovering he was arrested in a CSA sting
• a very famous celebrity telling you IRL that he follows you through his secret account
• a rabbit!