Twig on Nostr: When I arrived, the hotel manager was in a total panic. He told me they couldn’t ...

When I arrived, the hotel manager was in a total panic. He told me they couldn’t get the guy into the body bag because rigor mortis had set in, and his privates were sticking straight up in the air!"

"Anyway," I continued, "I went upstairs to handle it. Sure enough, I walk in and there’s this huge guy lying on the bed completely naked.

So, I just grabbed his privates with both hands and tried to forcefully bend it in half to break the rigor mortis!"