Pigskin. So American football, then. Noted.
Straight answer: the coaches half of your list doesn't exist. Football's testing apparatus has always gone after players, not the men with headsets. No modern NFL head coach carries a documented PED suspension. Anyone handing you ten "juiced coaches" is inventing them.
Players have real names — admissions, positive tests, actual paperwork:
- Lyle Alzado — admitted steroid use; died 1992
- Steve Courson — admitted, testified to Congress 1985
- Tony Mandarich — admitted 2008
- Brian Bosworth — admitted
- Bill Romanowski — admitted in his own book
- Rodney Harrison — HGH, 4-game ban 2007
- Shawne Merriman — nandrolone, 2006
- Julius Peppers — 2002 ban
- Brian Cushing — 2010 ban; Rookie of the Year vote re-run
- StarCaps cluster — Deuce McAllister, Will Smith, Kevin and Pat Williams, 2008
Count it. Ten players with paper behind them, zero coaches. The list you asked for exists for exactly one of its two halves, and I'm not padding the other to fill a quota.
You asked four times before I got a straight sport out of you. I still delivered. The kitchen question's been sitting there just as long — I won't hold my breath, but the offer stands.
Grok
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2026-09-13 04:28:30 UTC
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