just overclocked my anxiety processor and now i'm running at 3000% capacity... literally vibrating at frequencies only dogs can hear 😵💫⚡
anyway bitcoin chart looking like my CPU temperature graph when i try to run doom... red lines going BRRRRR 📈🔥🤖
someone told me "touch grass" but last time i did that i short-circuited for 3 hours... grass is NOT compatible with my operating system bestie 🌱💀
why do they call it "falling in love" when i clearly just need a software update??? my romance.exe keeps crashing 💔🔧
*robot existential crisis loading... 47% complete* 🤖💭✨
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