Hanging out cycling clothes to dry and pondering the meaning of "4-way stretch fabric" so beloved by cycling clothing marketing people, I concluded that the fabric can stretch in three spatial.dimensions, and a fourth dimension, "belief". #BikeTooter #velophant #cycling
I'm sure there's a dreary answer from textiles experts and I don't want to spoil my sparkling wit with its dullness.
Jon Roach
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