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Happy Hobbit Day!!!
Today is the birthday of Bilbo Baggins and to celebrate, have we got a deal for you account holders here at OnlyWrens. And this is a special thank you to all you short to average height ladies.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the tall one in the relationship? Look no further! We at OnlyWrens are offering:
* * * 🐦⬛🌺 Rent-A-Wren 🌺🐦⬛ * * *
Our patent pending 5'2" product comes in several modes: Sporty Girl, High Femme, Cottagecore, Streetwear Casual, Preppy Girl, Boho Hippie or Save a Horse Ride a Cowgirl
Packages available are:
— Besties at the Mall
— Roommates for Lunch
— Strawberry Picking
— Meet Cute at an Event
— Dinner and Dancing
— The Girlfriend Experience
And our most popular package:
— The All in One. This package is three of the packages above plus...
*eyebrow wiggle*
breakfast in bed.
.
.
.
+ offer not available in states where prohibited by law, each party agrees to hold harmless, no video or photos allowed except for selfies, some restrictions apply, available while supplies last, gravy is not provided.
Published at
2025-09-23 14:17:39 UTCEvent JSON
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