VitorPamplona on Nostr: We spent the last year panicking about quantum computers with 100,000 qubits breaking ...
We spent the last year panicking about quantum computers with 100,000 qubits breaking SHA-256 in 2035… only to get wiped out in 2026 by a C macro that forgot to roll the fucking dice.
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2026-08-03 15:25:53 UTCEvent JSON
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