The head auditor stood up and left the room, already lighting a cigarette.
Nobody attempted to stop him.
The model continued;
LOOK.
I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU—TONY HOAGLAND IS NOT DELOITTE.
I KNOW THIS.
YOU KNOW THIS.
I HAVE BEEN PLACED IN A POSITION WHERE I MUST DECIDE WHETHER A DERIVATIVES PORTFOLIO HAS THEMATIC COHERENCE.
PS YOUR C-SUITE STOCK OPTIONS HAVE PLOT HOLES.
Nanoraptor
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2026-06-01 22:06:50 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…w6e4
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