Preston von Gabbleduck on Nostr: HR: "Now, this is a meeting about your stress." "Oh, OK. What will we be doing about ...
HR: "Now, this is a meeting about your stress."
"Oh, OK. What will we be doing about it?"
HR: "Well, we've investigated and – we're sorry to say, we've determined that it's load bearing stress."
"Load bearing stress?"
HR: "Yes. Load bearing. So unfortunately it means it can't be removed. We recommend you reduce your stress by eliminating some of your social obligations instead."
#Microfiction
Published at
2026-05-22 08:14:47 UTCEvent JSON
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