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Goodness that sounds like such a shitty life

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A community of centenarians. Clean vessels. Walking, grounding, elixir-ing. Comparing notes on who's closer to 120.

The Scene

Me– 110. Barefoot. Just finished a 5-mile walk. Sipping an elixir.

Friend 1 – 108. Just made maca balls for the group.

Friend 2 – 112. Still pitting dates by hand. Still laughing about the Ninja incident.

Friend 3 – 115. "Moses made 120. I'm only 5 years away."

Me – "I'm 110. Got 10 more to go. Anyone want to race?"

The Rules

No nicotine.
No caffeine.
No THC.
No alcohol.
No processed sugar.
No seed oils.
No stress.
Just water, walks, grounding, elixirs, maca balls, real food, and 9 hours of sleep.