The BEST Ways to Age Yourself into Oblivian
Abuse alcohol like it’s hydration
Coat your skin in synthetic sludge
Hide from the sun, air, and real ground
Live stressed, jealous, fearful, reactive
Chug “pure” water from plastic bottles
Ignore your body’s warning signals
Sit, scroll, stagnate
Avoid real human connection
Eat factory food dressed as meals
Watch fear-based news on repeat
Shower in chemical soup
Sleep like it doesn’t matter
Nuke your microbiome with sanitizer
Pop pills for every symptom
Trust pharma without asking questions
Surround yourself with anxious, angry people
CVCWELLNESS / Christian Van Camp
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