Staff Chief of Joints on Nostr: There should be a Twilight Zone or something where a customer comes in for bottomless ...
There should be a Twilight Zone or something where a customer comes in for bottomless shrimp but they don't read the fine print and they end up contractually obligated to consume shrimp for all of eternity.
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