npub14p…kxw3v on Nostr: "911! PLEASE HELP! I'M BEING CHASED BY A PSYCHO WHO'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!" "Sir ...
"911! PLEASE HELP! I'M BEING CHASED BY A PSYCHO WHO'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!"
"Sir where are you? We'll send police right away!"
"Umm, actually that's private. Are you trying to compromise my opsec to track my location??? Goodbye!"
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2026-07-31 01:01:59 UTCEvent JSON
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