My son got in trouble for standing off with a teacher … one who decided rather than facing HIS drinking problem he’d become a SHE (at a private all boys high school) said teacher proceeded to tell my kid to shave off his moustache.
My son kindly said if HE could face off with HIM (teacher in drag) wearing lipstick & earrings (you can’t make this shit up) he’d refrain from shaving off what comes naturally to MEN!
He got 2 Saturday detentions that I made damn sure he would never attend. And he didn’t.
