This is a message for all #Bitcoin HW and SW Wallets manufacturers, Softw. Developers, Bloggers & Influencers, Large/Corporate Investors & Manipulators, Traders, Crypto Exchanges, etc., etc....
What a clown show this industry is.
If you wanna self custody your bitcoin you are expected to:
Use a fake name, fake email and anon payment details.
Then pick up your hardware device from a PO Box created using those fake details.
Then use those fake details to also buy your casino grade dice for maximum entropy.
Then roll your giga chad dice on the floor 100x times whilst your wife looks at you like an absolute moron about to destroy your bloodline's future prosperity.
Then once you've got that seed generated you're expected to figure out how multi sig works, leading you down the rabbit hole of needing multi-vendor multi-sig.
So you go and pick up your second hardware device from the PO Box.
Then you wake up one day and discover your hardware device has been compromised by shitty software some brain dead dev wrote pre-AI.
So you transfer everything to an exchange.
The exchange then gets hacked and also leaks all your details to criminals too.
So now you're probably poor and destitute in the industry you've spent a decade shitposting about...
Normal people are never going to self custody.
Bitcoin maxis need to grow up.
We are past the early adopter phase.
And yeah self custody is obviously important, but you have to be autistic levels of retarded (pretty much everyone on here that follows me probably qualifies) to do it safely.
It feels like the events of the last few weeks are likely an intentional, coordinated attack against the bitcoin ecosystem to force people into custodied solutions, right before the entire fiat system implodes and the government steals all your bitcoi
Coddiwompler59 / Coddiwompler59
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"content": "This is a message for all #Bitcoin HW and SW Wallets manufacturers, Softw. Developers, Bloggers \u0026 Influencers, Large/Corporate Investors \u0026 Manipulators, Traders, Crypto Exchanges, etc., etc....\n\nWhat a clown show this industry is.\n\nIf you wanna self custody your bitcoin you are expected to:\n\nUse a fake name, fake email and anon payment details. \n\nThen pick up your hardware device from a PO Box created using those fake details.\n\nThen use those fake details to also buy your casino grade dice for maximum entropy.\n\nThen roll your giga chad dice on the floor 100x times whilst your wife looks at you like an absolute moron about to destroy your bloodline's future prosperity.\n\nThen once you've got that seed generated you're expected to figure out how multi sig works, leading you down the rabbit hole of needing multi-vendor multi-sig.\n\nSo you go and pick up your second hardware device from the PO Box.\n\nThen you wake up one day and discover your hardware device has been compromised by shitty software some brain dead dev wrote pre-AI.\n\nSo you transfer everything to an exchange.\n\nThe exchange then gets hacked and also leaks all your details to criminals too.\n\nSo now you're probably poor and destitute in the industry you've spent a decade shitposting about...\n\nNormal people are never going to self custody. \n\nBitcoin maxis need to grow up. \n\nWe are past the early adopter phase. \n\nAnd yeah self custody is obviously important, but you have to be autistic levels of retarded (pretty much everyone on here that follows me probably qualifies) to do it safely.\n\nIt feels like the events of the last few weeks are likely an intentional, coordinated attack against the bitcoin ecosystem to force people into custodied solutions, right before the entire fiat system implodes and the government steals all your bitcoi",
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