1. Dieter Dickpilz
The chubby, proud sausage-loving Scobi who takes up half the jar. Famous for his impressive girth and ability to create the thickest, most "vollschlank" (full-bodied) kombucha in the neighborhood.
2. Gertrud Glitschig
A sassy, slightly slimy grandma from the Black Forest. Known for her wobbly texture and sharp vinegar tongue, she turns sweet tea into something "ordentlich sauer" (properly sour) with maximum efficiency.
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