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I work as a 911 operator. Earlier today some dickhead called up and started ordering a pizza. I explained to him that 911 is for EMERGENCIES, and being a little hungry is not an emergency. He just kept trying to order the pizza, getting more and more nervous and upset until eventually I had to hang up on him. What a waste of my damn time.
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