I propose "Shithead" as the most "woke" insult. It doesn't discriminate against any gender, race, religion, nationality, culture, sex, orientation, disability, etc.
Everybody poops, everyone's poop stinks, everyone has a head, and everyone agrees it's gross to have poop on your head.
Jess👾
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