Reid :blobcat_happy: on Nostr: I propose a new rule: if you're a driver and do shit that actively makes traffic ...
I propose a new rule: if you're a driver and do shit that actively makes traffic worse (stopping where you're not supposed to, driving on bus or tram lanes, parking ad minkiam etc) then you're banned from complaining about traffic for anywhere between a month and a year, depending on how bad what you did was, and offenses can stack, so if you keep doing shit that makes the traffic worse then you can rack up 30 years of "can't complain" in a single month
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2026-09-11 04:05:35 UTCEvent JSON
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