Anyway, I feel like shit - I'm going back to sleep...
You know how you can sometimes get a throat ache where you cough all the time but you don't want to because it hurts & it also hurts when you eat anything that isn't, like, ice cream or something?
Well, I've got one where I desperately want to cough but can't & eating is actually soothing, especially coarse things like oatmeal cookies & such.
Why is my body so fucking weird.